dumb and queer

~they/she | 23 | bi | MINORS DNI it’s a mess up in here spn, pjo, hamilton, MHA, thg, one direction (larrie), gaylor, and any other hyperfixations i may obtain

[existennialmemes]

My Body: Hey! Just wanted to let you know that you have eaten A Food. Yeah, a normal food which humans have been eating for hundreds of years. So obviously I did set your GI tract on fire.

[assiraphales]

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

[asdfghjkl010305]

unfortunately we’re gonna have to use the c word…

Covid.

it literally changed everything. walmart used to be open 24 hours a day, you could walk in to any restaurant and get an actual physical menu instead of a fuck ass qr code, you could also pay in cash for everything. because of covid you had to make an appointment five months in advance bc everything was shut down, the artist can only safely see so many people in a day, etc. but corporations learned that they could change store policies whenever/however they wanted under the guise of public health which ended up becoming the standard for everything. late stage capitalism’s priority for efficiency combined with a world health crisis led to all of this :/

[ryan-sometimes]

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

[arschfrech]

[ryan-sometimes]

I know his tailor is stressed bro look at this man wearing a suit to fix a pothole

[asdfghjkl010305]

on a more serious note, he literally has to wear a suit because of respectability politics. remember when Obama wore a tan suit and all news headlines lost their minds over it? POC in power have to maintain this image of perfection and it’s exhausting. The second that we don’t look 100% professional, white people will say that we’re lazy and undeserving of our position.

on a lighter note though, he exudes such cutie patootie energy in his suit

[asdfghjkl010305]

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[squivle]

I feel like the big thing people get wrong when they think of Bakusquad and Dekusquad dynamic is that they think Bakusquad are the crazy ones, not the other way around.

This honestly is so funny to me because in cannon Iida has tried to commit murder, with Todoroki and Deku only kind of trying to stop him. Not even mentioning Ochakos (and Tsu’s!!) relationship with confirmed villain Toga. Meanwhile Bakugo goes to bed at 9 every night.

Like when I imagine their groups hanging out it’s like “omg let’s do something crazy!!”

For Bakusquad that’s making cookies at 11pm, or dying their hair at 9:30 on a school night.

For Dekusquad? That’s keying and spray painting all over Endeavours car. Then accidentally participating in an underground fight club. (They won obviously) Or going out to some random field at 3 in the morning to help Hatsume test out some insane machine she just made, knocking over a water tower and fleeing the scene.

It’s just funny how people always think it’s the opposite, when it’s really not. Like the Dekusquad look innocent and act like they’re the normal ones, but in reality they are all one step away from getting arrested every single time they go out. While bakusquad act crazy and rowdy, the craziest thing their doing is getting slushys at 7/11 and overflowing the cup more then they should.

I like to imagine whenever bakugo and Deku hangout they both will talk about the crazy stuff they did, and not elaborate, leaving them both thinking the other is as ‘unhinged’.

(Bakugo is convinced he’s the daredevil between them)

[chandralia]

HE’S SO HAPPY TO SEE HIM GDKFHDKDJ

[racketti]

[sinkdraws]

bkdk couch cuddles <33

[ariesrin]

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

[beetlefren23]

Bakugo and Izuku *cough*

[ozempicofficial]

[paochit]

[mr-dinosaurus]

I love reading fanfics where one character is tagged as jealous, but their partner is unlovable to anyone but them. Like.. calm down, sweetheart, no one wants your man. We're still trying to figure out why you want your man.

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[gloriousbodies]

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

[handweavers]

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

[eldriitchmurmurs]

you fucked those mice yourself

[handweavers]

I fucked those mice myself

[shillanov]

with ao3 down i hope this reminds us of what a fanfic-less existence looks like. don’t take it for granted! because it sucks not to have it.

fanfic would not exist without the hours of free labour from fanfic writers and volunteer staff. donate to otw if you have the means. taking a second to give kudos is nothing compared to months of work for writers. a comment will probably make their whole day! sharing and reblogging spreads their work. it’s so discouraging when you give your heart to something, only to receive nothing in return.

support fandom creators and staff. they are the heartbeat of everything we enjoy.

[star--whale]

obsessed with paul baker always being called paul baker bc sometimes u rlly do meet a mf that u gotta full name

[luclovestruck]

thinking that poor people shouldn’t reproduce is in fact still eugenics

[luclovestruck]

maybe instead of blaming people for “fiscal irresponsibility” we should question a system that lets anyone of any means go hungry and uncared for