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Trying out meal replacement shakes to subsidize my caloric intake, maybe I'll reach equalibrium or even [insert word that means the opposite of a deficit]

aseaofstarsaskyofclouds

gods, you've stumped me with the word that is the opposite of a deficit

*takes off my hat and stomps on it*

miscling

ploycule of system4system members call that a constellation

aseaofstarsaskyofclouds

ploycule of scheming viziers

gentlyevilvt

I think I have like a usefulness-breaking kink or something. taking someone who's so desperate to be useful and taking it all away from them, softly, sweetly, gently, until they can't even try to help at all... Forcibly relaxing them until they don't even protest about what they "should" be doing....

Awwwww, somebody went and ripped out all that usefulness you hold so dear but guess who's still loved? that's right, it's you!! No, silly, there's nothing you can do for me, but I can do some things for you! here, why don't you just put your head in my lap and let me tell you what a good job you're doing by relaxing for me~

jsx2022

Literally had subjects like this, easing them down gently until they start to panic over what they can do to thank you, or ask why yoyr doing this for them.

You can do nothing

You owe me nothing

I expect nothing in return

-whining in confused existential horror-

bitches who need wine to revive them and bread to make them strong because they are weary and in need of rest,, me im jean valjean rn... mostly because im going to bed

charlizetheronsbush-official

i think cookie clicker guy should try estrogen

charlizetheronsbush-official

oh god don’t do this to me

aseaofstarsaskyofclouds

@orteil42

lychion

Hardest character to draw award goes to the Council

aseaofstarsaskyofclouds

technically my wife

fairycosmos

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

beansfrombeans

goldcrescent

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

goldcrescent

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

i want to die.

greatwyrmgold

Maybe this is an unpopular hot take, but I think a good monster girl design should struggle with day-to-day life in a human world. If your monster girl can live a normal human life where her greatest inconvenience is wet dog smell or people assuming her tail is fake, you need to mix more monster in your girl.

Harpies who can't write or type or open most containers with their wings. Werewolves who worry about hurting someone if they get overstimulated at the wrong time. Minotaurs with digestive systems and metabolisms which require grazing throughout the day, not the three big meals humans are used to.

Lamias who have to stay home in the evenings and during cold months to stay warm, otherwise their muscles stop working right and they get stranded. And they're sick of their human friends suggesting they get some kind of tail sweater. It wouldn't help, the problem is that their body doesn't produce enough heat to begin with, and anyways a tail garment would get in the way of their rectilinear locomotion, and there's no way a sweater would survive being walked on in the first place. It feels like they don't actually care about you being stuck at home whenever they go out, they just want to feel like it's not their fault they never see you.

If your monster girl can't be read as some kind of disability allegory, you're doing something wrong.

modormouth

yes!

there's a lot of grievance i have over monster girl design philosophy/exploration and this is one of them. i feel like another grievance i have toward monster girl designs is that the human dimorphism far outweighs + undermines monster girl part. the monster part is an afterthought (girl with dog ears and tail AT BEST).

harpies can be explored greatly based on whatever bird they're designed off of. lammergier girls who break jars in their talons by dropping them from great height since they don't possess thumbs. werewolf girlies who are debilitated by the sound of the vacuum cleaner. or monster girls who can 'recognize' their partners and peers by smell, but not faces.

there is so much that can be done with proper exploration of monster girls and it aggravates me why this isn't done more.

crown-princess-carrion

as a princess it is nice that all i have to do to get out of whatever boring meeting is just insist that i’m too warm, stand conspicuously near a window, and wait to catch the eye of any passing dragon. it works every time and sometimes the knights can even recover my dress too 👍

crown-princess-carrion

most kidnappable princess alive: i would do ANYTHING to get out of this arranged marriage

the dragon 200 feet above her:

daylights-rain

VULNERABLE PRINCESS SPOTTED

Fucking GETS you

strawberry-crocodile

i dont know what trans girl needs to hear this but i like you better as a girl <3 im so glad you're a girl. it makes you cuter and prettier and cooler for you to be a girl, actually.

aseaofstarsaskyofclouds

ineededtohearthatonetoday

veryberryskye

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

the-stew-goblin

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

veryberryskye

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

peachdelta

get ready for the wedding

noambassadors

Reblog if you want to be hypnotized ;)

oooh, pretty spiral

idk if anyone, cares here.

i just found out my parents did something fucking horrible to me medically and i

i think i need support.

so if

if anyone can lend a hand, just, emotionally.

it'd

it'd be appreciated

might take a while to respond.

saphig-iawn

Yes, trigger phrases that are succinct can be fun. A snap of the fingers and barking a single word carries with it a certain power.

But nothing beats the joy of a more conversational phrase. One that is so very hard for them to hear outside of a scene. But when they do hear it, oh they feel it. They feel it in every part of them.

That we could be chatting and I could lead into asking a question with an obvious answer, a question they could predict I'd ask and have an answer for, but then I end it with a coy "Isn't that right, my sweet little toy?" and oops!~

They're just a limp little mess of submission now, watching their own hand be lifted in front of their face and dropped onto their lap by me!