WELCOME MY CHAMPIONS

Welcome to the asexual army armory my champions! Here, I, @ace-of-Hatts, give stats to ace themed clothing and objects And yes submit things to me

[ampervadasz]

[mediumkravitz]

I had to see this image so now you do, too.

[gunsandfireandshit]

[100fagz-archived-deactivated202]

yall aint ready for her dropdown

[bitchassslytherinsnakery]

I lost it here

[shdghjdhdkjghjkndsvhj-deactivat]

hello excuse me what the fuck is a gyal womanist mermaid

[somecunttookmyurl]

all at once?

[vigilantsycamore]

So no Poland?

That feeling when the label collector claims to be from every country on Earth except yours

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Who is this bitch, Captain Planet?

[frogmoss1]

why are you all bullying this person when she is literally everyone this is your mother and your daughter….

[sanguchito]

[thickness-protection-program]

This week's hyperfixation? Moveable origami

[thickness-protection-program]

Appreciate my hard work

[thickness-protection-program]

All my aces who like origami make some noiseeeee

[thickness-protection-program]

I would like to remind my pansexual friends that you're a star

[thickness-protection-program]

44 pieces of paper and 13 hours later, meet my latest and biggest child

[betaleon]

[gunzonyatmblr]

Bruh this shit was amazing

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

GO BABY GO OMG

[thaunderground]

Poetry in motion

[datmos]

My jaw dropped

[viqueen]

HER NAME IS ANTARA AND SHE’S MEXICO’S GRAND CHAMPION AT THE VERTICAL WALL CLIMB LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS!! SHE KNOWS SHE’S A GOOD GIRL!!! 

[augieboogie-deactivated20171016]

[nicasiosilang]

the wags on the way down

[jhameia]

WHAT A GOOD DOG

[julebug123]

Utilizing a pitbull’s skill competitively without hurting the animal or other dogs???? I fux with it. 👍❤️

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[dvonmc]

Friggin, yis

[wildishmazz]

Always reblog.

[the-last-teabender]

IT HAS EVOLVED

[evilblackcat13]

The legend marches on…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

[bittythemagpiedragon-blog]

JDNXHSBSBF

[hotshotriot]

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

[teeble-spoon]

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

[fandombandomrandom42]

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

[i-srsly-need-to-stop-deactivate]

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

[ofcosmicflux-deactivated2019013]

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

[saucy-majora-deactivated2021062]

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

[knowledgemimic]

Should…… should I…….

[breathingcolorsblog]

DO IT!

[knowledgemimic]

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

[fuzipenguin]

Ok, cThulU though 😂

[saiborg224]

HEHEHE

[theblackdragon-studios]

It’s back! On my dash! Once again!

[bluejay-bitch-in-the-treetops]

does it work with hoodies?

do ya wanna have a bad time?

eeAH-

[atrax-phoneutria-deactivated202]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[beautglow-deactivated20230625]

It’s that time of the year again

[hauntinghyrule]

I saw these socks for sale as I was walking past a little gift shop, and thought “aw neat!  Obviously it’s just a coincidence, but they still look like the ace pr—”

It wasn’t a coincidence.

They had a whole bunch of different Pride socks!  And a portion of the sales were donated to the Trevor Project!!  So obviously I had to buy a pair.

They are soft and warm and make me happy :)

[asexual-armory]

I’m back

Stats

45 Armor, +120 speed, +30% cooldown reduction

Autosprint: when going below a quadrant of health (75%,50%,25%) double your movement speed for 10 seconds

[asexual-armory]

What are the states for my asexual galaxy bat familiars?

+100 Attack Power

Special: Galactic swarm. Cd 30 seconds

Upon dealing damage to an enemy, deal 200 bonus damage and reveal them for 20 seconds

[iguanamouth]

You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.

[asexual-armory]

Will do those stats later

[asexual-armory]

This awesome coat I saw somewhere online?

[asexual-armory]

Top from Rotita.com - what are the stats on this babvy?

[asexual-armory]

Can you rate this ace/demi piece of clothing?

[asexual-armory]

Stats on this dress found at a thrift shop?

[asexual-armory]

Stats for this (not yet completed) knitted aromantic invisibility cloak/poncho? Sorry for the terrible picture quality BTW

1) it’s fine bb love this pic

2) +120 armor, +10% speed, +cloak ability

Cloaking: when not moving for 3 seconds or not being in combat for 3 seconds enter stealth

[asexual-armory]

I bought these soft accidentally-pride socks at CVS for $1 and my cat claimed them

With all of this pink it’s time for lesbian-ace

+15% slow resist. Cold immunity

Passive: Leg Ladies!

Channel for 10 seconds, other allies can join in with you, after the 10 second channel, you and the allies begin to march at 150% of your movespeed for 20 seconds. During this time all aphobes that come into contact with you will be knocked back and take 200 pride (ignores defensive stats) Damage

[queer-id-cards]

[asexual-armory]

Yiss