Neil Josten Needs New Shoes

Wymack’s last grey hair

[solflowers-and-solace]

Andrew in tfc

[kettle-with-coffee]

wymack: I can't afford to lose any more players. deny everything

FBI: sit on the chair

neil: it's not a chair

wymack:

[ash-657]

Andrew is kind of like Kevin’s labubu if you really think about it

[ash-657]

“Well behaved bottoms rarely make history”

- Neil Josten, probably, at some point

[geekz145]

Kevin: I need advice.

Neil: With what?

Kevin: With love. How did you know you were in love with Andrew?

Neil: ...

Neil: I'm in love with Andrew?

[geekz145]

[That one scene in tkm]

Renee: Andrew is gay

Neil: KEVIN IS NOT??

[jordiipordii]

Andrew lounged out on the couch with a pint of his fav ice cream, legs strung out over Kevneil’s laps + Kevin w his elbows on Andrew’s knees as he cradles a book in hand, green eyes focused behind his reading glasses + Neil slowly rubbing lil circles into Andrew’s ankle bones, watching a murder documentary that would make anyone else squirm and shake = perfect Kandreil night

[bisexualchaosdemon]

Nicky: If you're going to play dealer who do we have in goal second half?

Wymack: *looks at Andrew*

Andrew:

[instigatorjosten]

andrew: i told you what would happen if you fucked around

neil: i wanted to find out

andrew: and?

neil: i did

andrew: and?

neil: what you said would happen happened but at least i know for sure now

[herondaleoffspring]

neil tried to remain inconspicuous but the urge to shit talk riko on national television was too strong

[happyill]

Exy Nerds Night Party

[happyill]

Good morning 🌞

[happyill]

[ash-657]

[Air horn sound]

[Second air horn sound]

Neil: This isn’t deodorant

[polartss]

Renee! 🤍

[yourgalgremlin]

Andrew gets a bad rep for not being a very romantic guy.

He did tape trash bags over Neil’s arm bandages before blowing him in the shower that one time, though. So.

[sturmdunkel]

hi hello here's my gift for the wonderful @westifer-dead i hope i didn't make you wait too long :D

for the @aftgsecretsnowflake

[herondaleoffspring]

neil "i love when people are mean because omg no way my turn" josten

[ash-657]

Neil: Can you do me a favor?

Andrew: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my dna at the crime scene, and take the blame for you.

Neil: Cool. Can you open the door for Matt, please?

Andrew: No.