Ash's Blog

I'm just chill. Part of @snowbound-cabin system. Born in 2000.

[cosmicanger]

[ash-needs-an-url-too]

oh this shirt is a work of art. the exact way the text is stretched and squished. the font choice. the fact "it's me" doesn't fill its space. artwork shirt. i need it

[mars-gallavanger]

Soul of the Dog

[poppetsisters]

You can't find a good Thieves Guild these days

[ash-needs-an-url-too]

Well, if you can find them, then yeah, that doesn't seem like a very good Thieves' Guild

[wherethereareoctobers]

If you could instantly be granted fluency in 5 languages—not taking away your existing language proficiency in any way, solely a gain—what 5 would you choose?

[ash-needs-an-url-too]

i'd say "5 dead languages, so i can help historical linguists," because it'd help us understand the cultures that used them by reading their writing... except i'd never get around to actually doing anything about that, so i'd just know 5 dead languages.

the only thing i'd ever do with them would be start babbling nonsense and laughing at people who don't know what i'm saying. i know a cant and some toki pona already, and it's very funny to watch people get confused when my squeeze and i start speaking comfy or toki pona around them...

a whole language? a whole five languages? id be unstoppable. everyone would hate me. i would be a menace.

mostly to my own social connections.

[kudzucrazee]

Rotund politician asks what flavor of queer you are (You are about to kick his ass) Played pronoun palace and the soundtrack is great!

[ash-needs-an-url-too]

I bought the game because of this, it reminded me I kept hearing about it.

I called him the very slur he's probably thinking to himself right now, and he died from it. I got my J/O Permit. This game is good.

[steelblue8]

New years resolutions: - get more plural

- get more transgender

- get a dining set for our house

[steelblue8]

One of these has been achieved

[ash-needs-an-url-too]

this has the aesthetic of a stock photo. i didn't know houses that looked like this were real

[longislandairpower]

[cottoncandylesbo]

if i see a post i dont like on my dashboard i can increase the tally marks under your name with a gentle frustration but if it see you fucking around with some stupid bullshit on my recommended tab? not only am i immediately blocking you but i am also confiscating your super nintendo. AND. i will be eating you.

[elizabethanism]

On this day in 1953, novelist Shirley Jackson replied to a disappointed reader.

[evilscientist3]

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

[jame7t]

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

[wizardshark]

[enki2]

[ash-needs-an-url-too]

This is why I'm not afraid of getting old. Some aspects of it, yes, stacking more chronic health issues on my existing ones doesn't sound fun. But just becoming like older people? Older people rock.

Although, heck, I might spend 3 hours watching a monarch butterfly hatch now if I had chocolate, an edible, and someone to talk to... And a monarch butterfly to watch, that's honestly the key part.

[eebie]

the daniel that couldnt be damned

[ash-needs-an-url-too]

blessed be thy daniel

[transhuman-priestess]

"hey can you just write out the whole of your thougth instead of breaking it into 30 individual 5 word lines" no, those are my emotional support vocative comma/carriage returns

[cottoncandylesbo]

tumblrinas i love you all but seeing the men you want to fuck makes me absolutely pity you. like 10000% i am so sorry there is nothing to be done with you

[ash-needs-an-url-too]

i don't want to "fuck men," i want to appreciate their appearance. from beyond the minimum safe distance

[liebelesbe]

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

[backup-vocalists]

We gotta get in there!

[kalichnikov]

i wanna talk about this shot

[kalichnikov]

if forum signatures still existed this would be mine

[un-javi]

[karvina]

[teslaswife]

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

God fucking damn it

[bored-dromaeosaur]

[cottoncandylesbo]

basically everything in modern psychology is like "remember when we used to torture people for being weird? it turns out it's bad to do that." oh really wow great observation Dr Ticklenuts

[ash-needs-an-url-too]

And half of them still do it anyways!