Ablahbleh

[markimoochica]

Tyler’s ass? 10/10

[fuckyeah-tythan]

It’s asstastic

[ashantirewells-blog]

Its fantASStic 😉

[plotsjotsandespressoshots-deact]

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

[suicunesrider]

not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

[drtanner-dickery]

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

fucking look at this shit though

[mauridianhallow]

Literally see this post flying around with a few different responses added to the bottom each time so I’ll say it for this one myself:

THEY ACTUALLY BUILT A GIANT MASSIVELY DETAILED FUCKING ANIMATRONIC T-REX FOR ALL OF THIS THAT’S WHY THE EFFECTS ARE SO GOOD. CAUSE IT AIN’T CGI. AND IT AIN’T GUY IN A COSTUME. IT’S A BIG FUCKING ROBOT DINOSAUR. AND EVERY PART IS DESIGNED TO MOVE. IT COST LIKE HALF THE BUDGET OF THE FILM.

[mizushimo]

amazing

[shadowthorne]

And they had the film it in small increments, especially in the outdoor scenes, because the rain fall kept soaking into the ‘skin’ of the rex and would slow down and mess up its movements. So they would stop filming and have a crew out there drying off this massive, fake dinosaur, and then they’d start filming again until it was too wet. Repeat until the end of the scene.

[mad-dyspunktional]

They used animatronics and detailed costumes for most if not all of the dinosaurs in the first movie.

The triceratops for instance, was also animatronic.

And the raptors were dudes in suits. I shit you not.

[datneeks]

One of my favorite anecdotes I’ve read on tumblr is how the t-rex robot from Jurassic park would malfunction while it was drying out. How did it malfunction, you might wonder?

Motherfucker randomly started moving.

So apparently if you were on the jp set you would sometimes hear people screaming bloody murder even though they were all well aware that it was a giant animatronic puppet and wouldn’t actually, you know, eat them.

[muck-raker-deactivated20181222]

(link to said post about malfunctioning t-rex)

[alessariel]

Did not know this, had to reblog for awesome movie history insights.

[brainsforbabyjesus]

So, I knew about the animatronics bit but I did not know the raptors were guys in suits and the malfunctioning t-rex sounds terrifying.

And i just googled malfunctioning t-rex and was not disappointed. Apparently in order to put the skin on over the steel frame a guy had to crawl inside the t-rex while it was turned on and glue the skin down. And if somebody turned the t-rex off or the power went out the guy in the t-rex stood a very real chance of getting mangled and killed by the hydraulics.

So of course, the power goes out.

And this guy is still in there gluing the skin down.

Apparently the way to survive getting sheered to death by huge sheets of metal while you’re inside a giant t-rex robot is to curl into a ball and hope for the best.

And this guy hoped for the best and got it.

Some other people on stage pried open the t-rex jaws and glue guy crawled out of its mouth and was totally okay.

[alessariel]

This is getting better and better.

[red-dirt-roads-deactivated20161]

I think they only had like 6 minutes of CGI

[teslasturtle-deactivated2023011]

I’m just waiting for the T-Rex to come to life and leave its stand.

[perspectivemax-deactivated20181]

@spinosaurus-the-fisher is this the kind of content you love?

[myloverhammurabi]

Realism comes at a cost, it seems.

[gorsime]

i mean ok but why has nobody posted this:

[myloverhammurabi]

It’s a three piece raptor suit.

[flamingbluepanda]

Old movies had the best special effects

[bdubs8807]

Me, a Dresdenite still hopelessly wishing for a better-than-decent live action DF series on film: *starts praying that that robot T-Rex still exists and functions for those epic Dead Beat scenes* Also me, a pun-loving bastard: Hey, I wonder if that Ford Model T(-Rex) still works?

[ashantirewells-blog]

I dont even know if I've already reposted this but I will anyway coz I'll probs never see this again

[thoseidiotsidemen-blog]

Lost Boy - Minizerk

Full version on my twitter @/idiotsidemen

[sunset-hickeys-blog]

THIS IS NOT OKAY

[danliscious-deactivated20180125]

IM REALLY NOT OKAY

[ashantirewells-blog]

HOLY CRAP I THINK I NEED HELP AFTER SEEING THIS

[nucl34rb0y]

Yo I need more people to follow

Reblog if you post like this stuff:

Markiplier

Jacksepticeye

Crankgameplays

Peebles

Apocalypto_12

Girbeagly

OGChan

Pewdiepie

Maxmoefoe

FilthyFrank

Idubbbz

Etc. and stuff

[ashantirewells-blog]

Meee

[bantamazadeh]

[flowerprincephil-deactivated201]

I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THIS WOULD BE SO I CLICKED PLAY AND MY MOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND MY COMPUTER IS ON FULL VOLUME I HATE EVERYONE

[darknessinmystars]

for whenever I fuck up

[anotherdayinthe-life]

I will reuse this countless times

[ashantirewells-blog]

This is my emotions toward school

[ksimonxix-blog]

i like your company, simon.

[ashantirewells-blog]

I laughed so hard I had to cover my mouth so my mum wouldn't hear my laughing 😂 ok I covered the speaker a little bit as well coz who knows what would of happened if my mother heard what jj and Simon were saying 😂😅

[line-sidemen-deactivated2019091]

[ashantirewells-blog]

I never realized how cute Simon was until now

[incorrect-sidemen-quotes]

Tobi: [Doing a crossword] I need a five letter word for ‘disappointment’. Callux: Harry Harry: … Tobi: It fits

(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

This.Is.All.I.Need.

[spacerabbt]

yeah. here you go Tumblr.

[polarisopposites-blog]

I wonder when people will start shipping them.

[iwwantyourglub-deactivated20130]

i wwish i could get some sexy anons i got mostly cute ones

dont get me wwrong i lovve em just

dat sexy anon

[littlemotherfucker-deactivated2]

hater/creepy otp

[leatherh0ff-deactivated20140813]

otp. also shipped sexy with loud just because babies

[oh-archivist]

OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[sarakipin]

AHAHAHA

OMG I couldn’t help it XD

[icicle-frost]

nope I’m done. so done

[sinfulgurotesque-old]

TUMBLR YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE ME START DRAWING ANON COUPLES FUCKING STOP ASOIDFJAWE OMFG

[askswagslender]

^^ THIS ^^ 

[hidan-desu-deactivated20150528]

I have my new art project…

[420clara]

(perfeeeeCCCT)

[viktorserket-deactivated2012122]

OMG OMG OMG I’m hyper ventilating fromthis ohjegusjkegjnkrefjhioktrjiokrtjmnoiphbjrmtoik

[littlemotherfucker-deactivated2]

[dinosaurscanblog]

you guy’s are forgetting other potential ships here!

[carebearcas]

WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE

[one-in-lemillion]

SOMEONE MAKE MORE

[eurinomae]

I NEED MORE ANON SHIPS

[duckscanbark]

My life is now complete

[nullnvoidngone]

I’m so here for this

[honey-n-vinegar-deactivated2018]

I’m screaming

[ashantirewells-blog]

Please I need more of this

[cali-cocaine]

[lapotencia55]

YOOOO SO LOOK DA FIRST TIME I EVER GOT ON DIS RIDE I WAS WITH A WHITE FAMILY AND U KNOW WHITE FOLKS CRAZY SO DEY DONT FEAR ROLLER COASTERS OR DEATH IN GENERAL. AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF TELLIN DEM DAT I DIDNT WANNA GET ON I FINALLY SAID YES CUZ I AINT NEVER BEEN NO BITCH AND I DIDNT PLAN ON STARTING THAT DAY. WHEN DA ENGINEER SAID “PLS LEAN BACK AND KEEP THE BACK OF UR HEAD PRESSED AGAINST YOUR SEAT” AND I SAW EVERYBODY STICK DA BACK OF THEIR HEADS TO THE CHAIR I KNEW DAT I MADE DA WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE CUZ I EVEN SAW SOME BLACK FOLKS LISTEN AND U KNOW DAT WHEN BLACK PEOPLE LISTEN A WHITE LADY’S ADVICE , ITS DA REAL DEAL. SO MY FIRST MISTAKE WAS REFUSING TO PRESS MY HEAD AGAINST THE SEAT… THE RIDE TAKES OFF AND MY DOME SLAMS AGAINST THE CHAIR WHILE MY NECK SNAPPED… UNCONSCIOUS INSTANTLY.. WHEN I AWOKE FROM MY 3 SECOND SLUMBER WE HAD REACHED DA VERY TOP OF THE RIDE WHERE THE RIDE MAKES A QUICK PAUSE… WHEN THE RIDE MADE THAT PAUSE I OPENED MY EYES CAUSE I THOUGHT THE RIDE WAS OVER AND WE ALL MADE IT SAFELY. BOY WAS I WRONG… I OPENED MY EYES AND DA ONLY THING I SAW WAS A 300 FOOT DROP STRAIGHT TO DA GROUND SO I SAID “GOD YOU CANT LET ME DIE LIKE DIS”. I THINK I SUFFERED A HEART CONTUSION CUZ MY HEART JUST COMPLETELY STOPPED BEATING… AND THAN THE RIDE TAKES OFF AGAIN… WE MAKE THE 300 FOOT DROP AND I SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT AS IM SCARED TO DEATH BECAUSE DA ONLY TIME A HUMAN SHOULD BE DAT HIGH IN DA AIR IS WHEN THEIR SPIRIT IS BEING SUCKED INTO HEAVEN BY DA GRACE OF GOD.. SO WE SAFELY MAKE IT TO DA END OF DA RIDE AND WHEN WE GET OFF I STUMBLE OUT OF THE SEAT CUZ MY LEGS WENT NUMB AND ALL THE AIR WAS SUCKED OUT OF MY BODY SO I COULDNT TALK EITHER.. DA FIRST THING THESE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS TELL ME IS “HEY MAN LETS DO THAT AGAIN THAT WAS WICKED”. I LOOKED AT DEM AND I REALIZED DAT DIS WHITE KID DAT I BEFRIENDED WAS ACTUALLY SATAN. I NO LONGER HAVE ANY WHITE FRIENDS.

[officiallightningmcqueen]

please read this whole thing.

[batsonicabie]

Why is this so funny?? I’M DYING!! XD

[ashantirewells-blog]

OMG 😂

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[sex-blood-and-ink-deactivated20]

I FOUND IT

[ashantirewells-blog]

HOLY SHIT ITS ALL HERE!!!

[effyeah-markiplier]

Reblog if you think having depression and anxiety is valid.

I have a point to prove. For everyone that reblogs this, your URL will be written in a notebook and given to my psychology teacher, who believes that depression is a choice. You have until June 1, 2016.

[the-girl-who-escape-from-reality]

[ashantirewells-blog]

I may not have many followers but I still love u guys :)

[justaselfharmer]

Maybe it won’t be okay tomorrow, or in a week, or even in a few months, but it will be okay someday and till then remember I love you, even though it’s not much

[ashantirewells-blog]

Girls (and guys) ur life means do much more to me than what you might think, we may not even know each other but everything about u is important and I need u all to know that.

[trippyv0dka]

[ashantirewells-blog]

I hate to admit it but I'm like this all the time... I just don't show it

[sidedorks-deactivated20160802]

Hey fam… reblog this with a brief statement of where you live because some of us might like near each other and not even know it:) Like for example i live in Missouri USA USA USA

[mini-swegway]

South Carolina, USA

[hot-popcket]

South West Florida USA

[cookincal]

Northern California, USA

[sidemen-xbiiiix]

Massachusetts, USA

[wroetofreezy]

New Jersey, USA

[thesdmnexperience-blog]

Indiana, USA

[emoshh]

Massachusetts, USA

[ultimatesidebae-deactivated2018]

South Carolina, USA

[the-adorable-sidemen]

Northern Nevada, USA

[rainypaw]

Massachusetts, USA

[maltedmilkbitches]

London, England

[sidegirl1214-blog]

Manchester, England

[sidemenjpg-blog]

Newcastle, England

[jorja-xix-blog]

East Sussex, England

[simonsdimples-deactivated201604]

massachusetts, usa

[minimintertrash]

Leeds, England

[heenriette]

Bergen, Norway

[sidemen-trash]

Manitoba, Canada

[bornuniquely]

Chicago, USA

[fawkesj-deactivated20170506]

Biel, Switzerland

[holeejooheon]

Oxford, England

[poetscorneruk-deactivated201612]

Weston-Super-Mare, England

[dickheadwithacause]

East Sussex, England

[diorrsace]

Essex, England

[calsdmn-deactivated20250619]

Glasgow, Scotland

[lovelydominic]

New Mexico, USA

[thesdmnfc]

Łódź, Poland

[side-jizzle]

Edinburgh, Scotland

[sidebitchxix]

Glasgow, Scotland

[mfwsdmn-blog]

Seattle, USA

[ughcyn]

New Jersey, USA

[dynamicpillow2]

New Brunswick, Canada

[yanghongwonie]

Karlskoga, Sweden

[zombiezrk]

Sydney, Australia

[sidelux-deactivated20180822]

Derby,England

[sidemen-moon-blog]

Manchester, England

[buttercreamimagines]

Sunderland, England

[ashantirewells-blog]

Adelaide, Australia

[thebootydiaries]

hoe u talkin👂👄 bout me behind my back🚶??? Ok 😤 cuz ima make u EAT those words🏃💪💪 Bone Apple tea☠🍎🍵 sweetie1⃣0⃣0⃣💯

[lookingfrank]

how high are u

[thebootydiaries]

u speak about sin in front of my eye 👁👁 ok binch ✍💋 eat the marijuana 😤 bone ape the teeth ☠🐒👄 sweatheart 💯

[ashantirewells-blog]

I'm laughing too hard at this