2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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Stranger Things
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Game of Thrones Daily
trying on a metaphor
todays bird
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Monterey Bay Aquarium
@theartofmadeline
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Not today Justin
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Keni
Andulka
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Product Placement
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@ashhaven
Im playing through heaven will be mine again and a) as you can see from my header and pfp im being very normal about it and b) i really wanna start liveposting stuff from it cus its just
all so good
i love this game so much im so normal about it
You can only drink the drink you get from this wheel for a month!
https://wheelofnames.com/uh3-8jf
how're you feeling?
Great!
okay, I could do it
okay, I couldn't do it
dead
horrible
im allergic/intolerant
Results
once you watch the four-part series Fool Time about the laying of the transatlantic telegraph cable by Jon Bois you will never stop wanting to beat Wildman Whitehouse to death with your bare hands
SOURCE: INSTAGRAM
Me, waking up with a start at 1 am: "What if the sustained popularity of video essays is reaction to a collective generational recognition on some level that the world has become wrong and we're all subconsciously seeking a return to a period in which existential horrors were less known to us, which manifests in seeking the comfort of a classroom-type structure, one where we may pause, replay, and quit the lesson at our own leisure?"
My wife, wiping her eyes: "Babe, what did the doctor say about over-intellectualizing your teacher kink?"
Me: "I know, but..."
My wife: "Besides, we both know that the notion of an idyllic past to which we must return, while appealing, is ultimately reactionary mountebankery..."
Me: "...peddled by fascistic thought leaders to their useful idiots, I know."
My wife, tucking herself back in: "That's right."
When I know the post will flop
the fact that this website blames every social ill on Protestantism shows that Tumblr is actually Catholic
When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
decay exists as an extant form of life
That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???
On my dash!??!
Please hold
It's me and my aromatics against the world #myaromatics
Have you seen Love Sucks (2024-present)?
Yes
Partially
No, but I've heard of it
Never heard of it
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Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent.
“Yes, in the balance of consideration this person’s behaviour could certainly be interpreted as flirtatious, but it would be purest arrogance for me to just assume they actually meant what they said. I should gather more evidence. Forever.”
I've seen a lot of people reblogging this as a shitpost but it actually is ~technically~ true, if you're willing to give the literal text "lentils.com" a bit of leeway. The modern DNS or "Domain Name System" wasn't established until 1985, and was created to establish human-readable addresses for IP addresses, so you didn't have to know the actual IP address of the website you wanted to visit. In other words, you don't need to call up the world carrot museum and ask for their IP address in order to visit their website, you can just go to worldcarrotmuseum.co.uk.
HOWEVER, the DNS system wasn't created whole-cloth, it was based on a library topic-categorization system that predated the dewey decimal system and was widely used across private and government libraries in england and, later, the united states. The system was called the Index Dominiorum, or "Register of Domains," and was pioneered by the Library of Oxford in 1731. It's first ever use was for the tracking and maintenance of agricultural records for major staple crops, with the list distinguishing between commercial and independently-grown crops, as subsistence farming was still how a lot of people got their food in england at the time. In this register of crop reports, one of the first (not the actual first first) records added to the list was a report on the production of commercial lentils, labeled "lentils, com." Because that same core registration system was used as the basis for the DNS nearly 3 centuries later, it can be argued that "lentils.com" was one of the first domains ever registered, along with similar commercial crop names like "barley.com", "rye.com", and "bulgur-wheat.com". Unfortunately, none of this is true, and i did just make it all up.
yharnam
