Dumb and dumber
Just two guys who decide to try and steal a firetruck
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Dumb and dumber
Just two guys who decide to try and steal a firetruck
trying to explain to tumblr that the Middle Class in not their enemy
saw someone say that someone complaining about only having 7k in savings makes them contemplate “doing something bad”
you know that 7k covers like. one hospital visit WITH insurance, right?
“people who make six figures shouldn’t be allowed to complain —“ most people who make six figures are, these days, solidly middle class. where i live, a combined household income of $110k is *lower middle class*.
“people who can afford homes —“ are typically 400-600k in debt for them. also if “can own your own home” is your threshold for the rich you are contemplating eating, i think you are genuinely stupid
“boohoo your investments dropped, stop complaining rich boy” idk how to tell you this but. most of us have a retirement account. you should probably open one
I've said some of this before, but I want to elaborate further:
There are privileges that should be given only to people who have earned them, but are sometimes even kept from those who did earn them, e.g. a driver's license, any professional license, awards of achievement, etc.
There are privileges nobody actually needs, but everybody should have access to, which are more properly called "luxuries", e.g. game consoles, fancy hats, craft supplies, a kayak, a premium vacation, etc.
There are privileges everybody should have, that life is much harder without, but not everyone actually does have, which is why they're called "privileges", e.g. convenience appliances, internet access, media access, financial stability, owning a home, retirement funds, etc.
There are basic rights everybody needs to survive, but not everybody does have, and that's a fucking crime e.g. adequate food, clean air and water, safe shelter, electricity, healthcare, etc.
And then there are privileges nobody should have, e.g. billionaires hoarding, amongst dozens, resources that could provide everything listed above to half the human population without depriving themselves of any of the same.
Seriously.
Nobody who will lose their only home if they stop working before retirement age is getting anywhere near what billionaires are doing to the world. These days, even people with several million dollars in equity aren't necessarily in a position to retire early, or own a second home, much less cause the kind of harm we're angry with the billionaires for.
There are three orders of magnitude between a millionaire and a billionaire, and now the world has a trillionaire.
Nobody who has an amount of money you can begin to imagine clearly is the problem.
Finding out Hans Zimmer is a transphobe genuinely had me falling to my knees
Thank you blastybaku for explaining this!/gen
If you've ever heard a movie score and thought "holy shit, this is incredible", there's like, a 50% chance it was Hans Zimmer who composed it.
This is a pretty major letdown, ngl.
Anyways, fuck transphobes, which includes Hans Zimmer, apparently.
Anyway shoutout to John Williams, amazing composer and probably the one who made the other 50% of "holy shit amazing" soundtracks (Jurassic Park, Star Wars, Superman, and incidentally the original Harry Potter theme and score) who famously worked closely with the first openly transgender woman to be nominated for an Academy Award, Angela Morley. He respected her, and so far as I can see, has never made transphobic remarks.
"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.
okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.
EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD
have you seen jimothy of Seattle, the raccoon with a short body? is he okay or is he too silly for a long lifespan?
Hopefully this video clears some stuff up about Jimothy! (There are captions for anyone who needs them)
When I was in cotillion in middle school and it was time to pick dance partners I used to make the boys stand up and then sit back down if they were too tall because it would throw off my ability to win the dance competitions if they were not my exact height (which meant I could more easily control them) and while I don’t feel bad about that specifically, it does still keep me up at night thinking about how I 100% told multiple tall guys “no, you’re built wrong. Sit back down.”
But also, all these guys were super well off southern white boys and were also very smug about their height, and that was probably the only time in their life they had been humbled that badly, so maybe I was doing a public service. Who knows.
Restroom needs to tag their Death Note spoilers.
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY
moon day is 20th July!!!
Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!
Happy moon day to all who celebrate
This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.
MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!
King & Queen of Cups
The Lovers: Madney
🌕The Moon & The Sun ☀️
Made this as a bookmark/wallpaper
Accidentally made something whoopzz
Alt/Close ups under cut
quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog
shoutout to all the amazing aborted fics inside some mentally ill guys head rn, I would have loved to give it kudos
hot artists don't gatekeep
I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard
Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.
Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.
Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.
Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.
SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.
SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.
Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.
Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.
Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.
Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.
Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.