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@ask-roach-questions
Are you and the survivors of the Red Flag fleet running a restaurant in London? It's called Dr Noodle, and the descriptions in reviews of their signature soup sound rather familiar...
I am not able to comment on any association between myself and Dr Noodle at this time.
Physically, of course, I am on the Revenge still.
Source (Season 2 - June 14th 2024)
sambaschutte: Today’s (Our) Flag (Means Death) Day, and many of you have asked for deets on my character Roach in Season 2🪳 Here you are🏴☠️ Details on the costumes during fittings and after weathering and aging. It was great collaborating with Costume Designer Gypsy and being able to implement my own backstory. For the Red Flag fit I wanted him to have a headband because a chef never gets hairs on his meals. Unless it’s on the menu, or you’re serving the British👨🏾🍳 For his new fit, Roach got to have more jewelry this season because he became a better pirate. I chose 3 rings. The Lion to symbolize the Atlas Mountains where he hails from. The 2 headed Snake, because you have to always watch your back as a pirate. And a Celtic looking ring, because Roach has a tender spot. Like with his mother’s scarf. And of course his talisman necklace that he always wears, with every costume🪬At first it was gonna be a long sleeve shirt, but Jenkins wanted me to show off my sexy dessert making arms. Rightly so…..💪🏾 On his belt he had meat hooks, his cleaver as a weapon and of course, a wooden spoon for self defense🥄 I’ve never worn Doc Martens before and let me tell you, I don’t know how people smaller than me do it, those things weigh a ton each! Now imagine running on the beach in them👀 More deets in stories but I loved every minute of dressing up as and playing this chaotic dude🫶
A lot of my emergency food supply is nearing its expiry dates and is due to be replaced. What could I make with: two pints of pineapple juice, two small bottles of premixed passionfruit martini, two pints of fruit fizz, half a pound of dry noodles, a pound of porridge oats, a pound of sunflower halwa, half a pound of dried sweetened papaya, three-quarters of a pound of dried amaranth, and some sweetcorn?
The best (and chewiest) cocktail this town has ever seen!
Okay, serious answer:
Sounds like you may have the makings of some multigrain energy bars. Maybe you can find a recipe that includes halwa and dried papaya?
Also some tasty cocktails with the pineapple juice and martinis. I'm not familiar with fruit fizz (dont know what it is) but it sounds like something that could go well with those?
I don't like sweet corn if it's not covered in mayonnaise, cotija cheese, tajin, and lime so I'm biased but I suggest heating the sweetcorn and making sweetcorn bowls with mayonnaise, cotija cheese, tajin, and lime.
As for the noodles, noodles can be good with just butter or oil and spices. If they are egg noodles and you want to get fancy and can get additional ingredients you could make a kugel, which is a recipe an Ashkenazi shipmate taught me. You could maybe even add the dried pappa to that though I've only ever had it with golden raisins.
Good luck!
my little brother came into my room last night to tell me that he was gonna sew a stack of my mom’s saltine crackers together through the little holes and then left again
i ended up distracting my parents so he could put the crackers back in the little sleeve like hed only taken one from the top. i dont know if anybodys found them yet but i talked to him about it later and it turns out that theyre sewn together TIGHTLY. like. the ENTIRE stack through ALL the holes
it has been three days and my mom has still not discovered the sewed together cracker stack in the box in the cupboard
I’m DESPERATE to see the sewn crackers
i have no idea how he accomplished this
there seems to be some confusion on how old my little brother is. my little brother is 19, one year younger than me, and is an undergrad in uni. he just likes to cause problems on purpose
it has been a month and two weeks since i made this post and i opened the cupboard today and noticed that the crackers were opened and a bunch had been carefully slid off the threads. i went over to my brother and was like ‘dude holy shit did she find them???’ and he was like ‘i dont know!!!’. cue my mom coming back down the steps wanting to know what we were saying about her. we had to tell her, and apparently this was what happened:
a week or so before, my dad, who is an EXTREMELY smart and well-read guy, found the crackers and assumed they were a manufacturing defect. like he told my mom that he thought it was interesting how the machines using thread to line up the crackers for the sleeves forgot to cut the thread before they went in the sleeve for the box. my mom was like ‘idk……i think i sense some shenanigans…..i dont know from who or how but theres some shenanigans going on in this house’ and he was like ‘no really thats so interesting how they must use thread to do stuff at the cracker factory’. he didn’t take the sleeve out before opening them up, and therefore didnt see the tape closing up the other side. when he came downstairs my brother took the sleeve out and showed him, and he was mildly surprised, like ‘huh i just assumed thats how they made the crackers lol’ and he just went on with his life. the cracker saga has been consuming me for the past month and after all that this was how it ended. idk what i expected but at the same time somehow this was a fitting end
I had not seen the ending and it’s THE BEST
first rule of washing dishes: Be yourself and have fun
second rule of washing dishes: Make sure to get water and soap in every possible corner of the entire kitchen
NASA advertising "do you want to be an astronaut" to tumblr users surely means something. What have you found out there, NASA? What have you found that you believe tumblr users, specifically, are best equipped to handle?
Whatever it is, I'm gonna fuck it
Thinking about a duct tape wizard
Have you ever been bitten by a white person?
Yes
No
No I will not explain why I'm asking
I love how this post has become white people just admitting they bite people
What's your favourite antiscorbutic apart from oranges?
Also: have you ever had to remove someone's spleen, and if so did you cook and serve it afterwards?
I like the fact that some seal and whale parts contain a whole lot of vitamin c. I just think it's neat.
I did have to remove someone's spleen. It was a whole thing. We didn't eat it (despite how sad that made Buttons). I'm always game for survival cannibalism but prefer to avoid it when I have the choice.
Apropos of (almost) nothing: I'm the kind of pedant who dislikes calling tentacle porn "tentacle porn" not because I think it's aberrant but because, 98% of the time, what's being depicted are octoform arms or tendrils, not tentacles. Tentacles are defined by the clubbed ends, which are the only part that have suckers. If it's tapered and has suckers all the way down, it's an octoform arm; if it has no suckers at all, it's a tendril.
You're welcome.
This site has gotta be the weirdest way to learn things
new knowledge for me and all my fellow mobster fuckers dropped
Eh, boss. We nose you and Tony are ya know, badda boom, but I thinks ya made a typo dar.
Gawd damn it, Frankie. This is what I get for trying to type with these tentacle thumbs.
Our Flag Means Death → The Art of Fuckery
I’m about to make a terrible decision.
Turns out the flavors cancel each other out, and the whole thing tastes like nothing.
hey man what the fuck
that was God shielding you
@nehirose
How do I tell whether I've been cursed to receive other people's meet-cutes? I.e. I keep finding myself in what would be lovely meet-cute scenarios, but with people who aren't at all my preference and nor am I theirs. I worry that it's depriving people of their chances...
Jim is our resident curse expert. Have you encountered any ghost ships lately or had a run in with any malignant formal wear?
Probably, though, you are not cursed and not stealing others' meet-cutes. You are just contributing to the beautiful tapestry of human interactions.
There be as many ways to talk like a pirate as there be pirates! But some arrr more fun...
Arrrrrr
Aye see what ye did thar
The cure to all ailments
