Me when I cook up more angst (it’s been literally months since I made anything that wasn’t angst)
(suffer) ^^ /j
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@ask-the-people-outside
Me when I cook up more angst (it’s been literally months since I made anything that wasn’t angst)
(suffer) ^^ /j
Imagine your icon being your therapist
oh dear god
literally
i’d be his therapist and then he’d kill me
oc outfit swaps! ^^
what two characters of mine do yall wanna see swapped? (You can check my account for the character list!)
And because I know somebody really disproportionately likes one of my characters (@averagedialtowner 👁️ 👁️)/pos
you CAN do the same character twice
tTHEH SILLY GUYS EUSHFHGHGBFB DMSMM FREAKSOUT
Text ID left to right:
Feels exposed (save them)
feels comfy (hates the comfort)
End ID
oc outfit swaps! ^^
what two characters of mine do yall wanna see swapped? (You can check my account for the character list!)
And because I know somebody really disproportionately likes one of my characters (@averagedialtowner 👁️ 👁️)/pos
you CAN do the same character twice
OC STUFF that yall tumblr folks get early
[GREYSCALE BLOOD, MINOR GORE, HORROR]
@averagedialtowner come get your food /j [HEED THE WARNINGS ‼️ ⚠️]
small details here:
I animated the chest breathing during the muffled bit, but it’s not very visible :(
The mom is purposefully hard to see behind him, but I unfortunately did draw the whole thing.
No, I’m not posting it anywhere. :,)
This little kid’s gender had been retconned about seven times and STILL hasn’t been finalized?
Blazers relationship with their mom has also been changed and retconned a lot 😬
I just wanna let anyone who likes my content know
I’ve totally been keeping all my silly hot men OCs from yall
I have some actually bad@ss men of the cloak and I give you President Coil
mostly because I’m scared what some of you (TARGETED!!!!!) would do or say
I am so tired of peeing
I drink the water (which I apparently need to live or something??)
And then I have to go put the water somewhere else after five minutes
I drink the water
I go to a place to undrink the water
I wash my hands and leave
And then I have to drink MORE water! And guess where that water ends up?
NOT IN ME
I give my body water, and like a child it tosses it out and demands more
All hours of the day
All hours of the night
No matter what I'm doing, my life is interrupted by P I S S
F U C K I N G B U L L S H I T
This is one of the silliest copypastas ever and I was very prepared to respond. I already have this exact thing screenshotted in my phone lol
This is an EIGHT SECOND VIDEO I’ve been waiting ten minutes for it to load :/
Anyway, posting my unfinished crap on you like I’m pouring garbage on ur head ^^
this is from a month ago
me when I haven’t gotten any asks (I feel like a 1700th century beggar holding up a wooden pail while I chew on a quarter loaf of stale bread)
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …
father god
…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-’
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
Lord have mercy….
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.
🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurts…
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
IM SCREAMING
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and we’re still here
happy New year’s eve
I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last one😂
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING
Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN
what the actual fuck is happening
1 is an even number
I’m gonna smack you
-30 and -50 have an e in them
Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea
Zero isn’t a number
It can’t be divided by two though, can it
It can??? 0/2=0??
OD NUMBERS
onE
thrEE
fivE
sEvEn
ninE
OD numbers huh?
Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all
YOU FORGOT 5
DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR
What about it?????
THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT
THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????
A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y
21 days away from 2020, folks.
I skimmed through to see if anyone would mention two doesn’t have an E? Two is the exemption to the rule
TWO IS EVEN GODDAMNIT HALF OF IT IS A WHOLE NUMBER AND NOT A FRACTION THEREFORE EVEN
but two is the third number, doesn’t isn’t work under a 1 2 3 system with blue even and red odd?
Are you dumb, it’s clearly blue, THREE IS THE THIRD NUMBER HENCE IT BEING IN THIRD PLACE AND TWO IN SECOND
0 1 2 3 4
I was showing the METHOD, not EXECUTION
wait holy shit I’m so dumb
hey I’m the person from ur channel again but who are half these characters
idk Ivan, Ben, Mirabell, Cree-Cree, or Vick :/
Cree-Cree is my silly lil space oddity I don’t use much! I love them and they’re very lore important I just don’t use them 😭 ⬇️
Vick is the third member of the Book Club [the conjoined group of Juno, Chef, and Vick. Objectively Blazer as well]. She’s working to destroy Coils government as well as being one of the caretakers of NPC most of the story. ⬇️
do something to prev
saute until caramelized
hammer with a mallet until tender
vigorously season and let marinate for 36 hours
-> go into the slow cooker? -> go into the slow cooker
mash. like potatoes. with garlic.
dip into egg, panko, & deep fry
press like a panini
kneed into a soft pliable dough
boil like an egg
boil like a frog
microwave.
dough. Get doughed. /pos
ADDING TWO CHARACTERS TO ASK BLOG!
I thought adding a few characters to the ask blog might make it more interesting for people who already know my characters, and I just like these fellas! They’re available for ask along w/ the normal crew!
explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
go!
angry wasp trapped under a cup being let outside
boiling water
nerd glasses on quivering fish
Cutesy, but very, very blurry. Like if you spilled water on a watercolor painting.
shark blowing things up
a primordial shape of catatonic, incomprehensible form.
found your tumblr heheh >:}
artisol why are you stinky
I’m a full grown man, I’m not responding to a comment sporting such idiocy.
He smokes. And he doesn’t shower. And people throw cans of beer at him :)
J WJLL BE FREED FROM MY TJNY PRJZON ZOON, J WJLL EZCAPE
[casually puts the cage in a black hole]