I just choked on my sandwich holy shit
one shot, one kill
Damn

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I just choked on my sandwich holy shit
one shot, one kill
Damn
The laugh was what sold me
I just choked on my hot pocket
I Cant Believe i never posted this
A health-conscious mom and daughter say they purchased an expensive vitamin product at a Toronto Shoppers Drug Mart, only to find the bottle filled with dry penne pasta. Anna Bauer-Ross says she bought the bottle of Greens+ capsules on Tuesday from the Shoppers at Spadina Road and Dupont Street for a total of $50.81. When …
Bauer-Ross headed back to the Shoppers the next day with her receipt and says the manager offered a full refund, or exchange. She accepted an exchange under the condition that she could open the bottle in the store. When she did, she says it was also filled with pasta.
The flummoxed store manager then snatched a third bottle off the shelf and popped the cap, only to find more dried penne. A fourth bottle yielded a similar result.
ive been laughing uncontrollably about this story for a good five minutes or so
you know at first the manager’s just thinking she took out the pills and added the penne, and when she opened the second bottle in the store his mind just went
it wasn’t her?
My first suspicion would have been she did it too.
An exchange would be a surprise.
But this? What the hell.
Holy shit. I’m cackling.
Those vitamins were….
Impastas. 😂😂😂
SU Theory
Pearl literally can’t tell Steven the things she knows about Homeworld
image from @spess-noodle-dragon
this has probably been addressed but notice how whenever something Homeworld-related happens Pearl covers her mouth. I always thought it was because she was overcome with emotion but then this scene from “Gemcation” happened:
“There are things that are… impossible for me to explain, but I want to!”
She chokes on her words. And it’s as if her hand is forcing her not to reveal anything she knows about Homeworld prompting her to pull it back only for it to shut her mouth again. Perhaps someone did this to her. Maybe her previous master and/or even one of the Diamonds. but why? to keep what secrets?
It is literally impossible for her to explain.
Thank You, Mr. President.
Thank you Mr. President.
Sweetest little Brat in town!
Without enforceable Net Neutrality principles telecom companies could put a tollbooth on the Internet charging both websites and Internet users special fees to avoid slowdowns, writes Steve Anderson.
[…]
Here are four ways Canadians could be impacted:
1.Your favorite U.S. web services could be slowed or disappear entirely
To be clear, if Trump and Pai succeed in their Internet tollbooth plan, some of your favorite online services could be slowed to a crawl or blocked. As the saying goes, even if you don’t live in the U.S., many of your favorites web services do.
So if Reddit, Wikipedia, Etsy or any other online service can’t afford to pay a new special fee to stay out of the Internet slow lane, they could fade away for everyone since the US is such an important market.
2. Canadian-based services and traffic stifled
Web services from Canada and elsewhere will likely face the same “prioritization” fees or worse if they want to reach US users. So Canadian-based Hootsuite, Shopify, New/Mode and Europe-based Prezi, and SoundCloud, could be forced to pay fees or be slowed down for U.S. users. There’s no guarantee that U.S. Telecoms will give them a fair deal, especially in the Trump-era.
Then there’s also the fact that as Internet law expert Professor Michael Geist has noted, “A lot of Canadian internet traffic goes through the US, and we’re not totally sure whether that will be affected”.
3. Online services could get more expensive
Even if the telecoms don’t hit us with new fees directly, the new costs born on services like Netflix are sure to be passed along to Internet users one way or another. As Executive Director of OpenMedia Laura Tribe put it to the CBC: “Extra costs just to get their content streaming in the U.S. is going to probably be passed along to both American and Canadian consumers in the form of higher subscription fees.”
If that sounds like a transfer of wealth from Internet users to giant telecom conglomerates, that’s because that’s exactly what this is.
4. The contagion could spread to the Canadian Internet environment
An Internet tollbooth in the U.S. could also have a domino effect in countries around the world. Since the U.S. is so dominant in the global economy there’s likely to be a renewed push by big telecoms everywhere to establish their own version of top down control of the Internet in other countries.
Canada’s arrogant big telecoms will for sure push for more powers to regulate our use of the Internet here in Canada. Big Telecom, as the group of 4 Canadian conglomerates is often called, has consistently tried to undermine Net Neutrality since we won it back in 2009. OpenMedia and others successfully pushed forward when they came back at us, but that will be much more challenging if the U.S. guts Net Neutrality.
In short, if this Internet tollbooth is implemented unchallenged, we’re looking at a much more centralized, costly and restricted internet.
Continue Reading.
Ways Canadians can help:
Join the campaign rallying Internet users around the world to speak out against this Internet tollbooth plan.
Help crowdfund a hard hitting billboard that will support our U.S. allies in shaming congress and regulators into action.
We have strong Net Neutrality rules in Canada but we all need to join the call to turn these rules into law.
Let’s call on our government to make Net Neutrality rules a prerequisite in trade negotiations.
I’ll just leave this here
Pls reblog this guys!!
EDUCATE THE MASSES
SHARING APPROVED!! REBLOG IT
You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!
I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN
Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.
Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.
THIS WORKS!!
Doesn’t hurt to try 💕
Let’s goooo!
my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.
“What’s our stop?”
“You’ll get off when I tell you to.”
Me: *watching* What the hell is the point of th- OH MY GOD