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The recent Maul show and that amazing take on the Clone Wars art style has really convinced me they could actually do an Original Trilogy series and match the aesthetic of the movies!
I really want to see what the OT characters would look and move like in the style!
I also desperately want more of Luke, Leia & Han together on screen.
All these posts going around saying that by Din’s logic, the Darksaber belongs to Sidious, here’s my take
the Mandalorians are all gathered together in some cave somewhere. Someone realizes that ownership of the Darksaber was decided on the second Death Star. Din summons Luke because someone mentioned that he was the last person to see Sheev alive.
Luke: yes?
Din: Emperor Palpatine was the last person to own an heirloom that makes a person the leader of my people.
Luke: Um… I don’t know much about your people, but… given that you live in this galaxy, I’m assuming the Empire hurt you in some major way. I’m guessing you are averse to his possessing this heirloom.
Mandalorians: *nodding
Luke: also, he was a Sith Lord, so, again, not an ideal king
those scattered Mandalorians that actually know what a dar’jettii is: 😳🤯😳🤯- no wait that makes sense
some random Mandalorian: also, he’s dead, right?
Luke: yup, definitely dead. I watched him get thrown a reactor shaft myself.
Armorer: by whom? The darksaber is won in combat, so whoever killed him gets it
Luke: Darth Vader
Mandalorians: yeah, that’s not much better. And he’s ALSO dead, right? Who killed HIM?
Luke: …The Emperor
Mandalorians:
Din: if the Emperor killed him, how did he manage to kill the Emperor?
Luke: the Emperor electrocuted him, and then he threw the Emperor down the reactor shaft, and meanwhile the electricity from a few seconds ago was shorting out his life support suit, and then he died in my arms. It was actually very emotional.
Everyone, who thought Luke had managed to walk out of the throne room because he somehow killed the two most powerful people in the galaxy:
Luke: yeah, no, I basically just stood there and got provoked and then electrocuted. I’d be dead if Vader hadn’t died to save me.
Paz: why would he do that?
Luke: because he’s my father.
Mandalorians: 😲
Luke: I don’t let on about it because people might have some things to say about the hero of the Rebellion being the son of the Empire’s worst enforcer.
Armorer: It does not matter who your father is, only what kind of father you will be. This is the Way.
Mandalorians: This is the Way.
Luke: Thanks. I like that.
Paz, who is a Viszla, the House that held the Darksaber for centuries: The Darksaber can also be inherited. Wait- does this make you Mand’alor?!
Luke, with even more horror than Din had in that position: no no no no no. I’m not even Mandalorian, and even if I was, I have enough to do with rebuilding the Jedi order, which isn’t going so great, thanks for asking. The last thing I want is to get involved in any kind of political stuff. That’s my sister’s job.
Mandalorians: you have a sister?
Luke: yeah, Leia Organa
Mandalorians: the Hutt Slayer?!
Luke: I- yeah, the Hutt slayer. Not how she’s usually introduced…
Mandalorians: *agreeing that the renowned Hutt Slayer would be a much better Mand’alor than this jetii twink*
Bo-Katan, who actually knows something about the New Republic: But isn’t Senator Organa a leading member of the New Republic? We don’t want Mandalore to be part of the New Republic.
Luke: Leia is one hundred percent Alderaanian. Her allegiance may be to the New Republic, but her culture and beliefs are her own.
some random Mando: if you’re her brother, are you from Alderaan too?
Luke: no, doofus. I’m from Tatooine.
Din, trying to improve his small talk: I have a friend on Tatooine. Boba Fett? He’s the leader now.
Luke, choking: BOBA FETT’S ALIVE?!
Din: you know him?
Luke: he captured my brother-in-law, froze him in carbonite, and sold him to Jabba. We had to spend a year away from the war effort to rescue him!
Din: *awkward*
Armorer, trying to steer the focus back to the Darksaber: Are you the firstborn, or your sister? The Darksaber passes to the oldest child.
Luke: I don’t actually know. We’re twins, and have no idea who was at our birth who can tell us. Maybe my father would know? I’ll ask him now.
Mandalorians: isn’t he dead?
Luke: yeah, but I can talk to his ghost.
Mandalorians:
Luke summons Anakin. Grogu whimpers and hides behind Din. To everyone else, Luke is talking to thin air.
Luke: hello father, do you know if me or Leia is older?
Anakin: of course not, idiot. I didn’t even know either of you existed until a few years ago!
Luke: oh, right.
Anakin: Obi-Wan would know. He was the one who stole you from me.
Luke: really, father, we’ve gotta work on your tact.
Anakin: why? Obi-Wan was the kriffing Negotiator, not me.
Luke: he was called the Negotiator?
Bo-Katan, wincing at a million memories and knowing exactly who they’re talking about despite only hearing one side of the conversation: I could never get my sister to shut up about Kenobi. Insufferable jetii, always hanging off her arm.
Luke: Ben was a Mandalorian’s escort?!
Armorer: Ben is a Mandalorian name. Was he Mandalorian?
Luke: 😲
Luke: I don’t think so…?
Bo-Katan, reminiscing: I’m pretty sure my sister gave him that name.
Luke: My nephew was named after him. I can’t believe my nephew has a Mandalorian name.
Mandalorians: nephew?
Luke: yeah, he’s adorable. Here, I have pictures. *starts showing pictures of baby Ben Solo*
The Mandalorians, being Mandalorians, are utterly won over by the smallest Skywalker. The idea of Leia is a leader is growing more popular. Luke summons Obi-Wan.
Obi-Wan: hello there, Luke. What the hell are you doing in a cave with a gajillion Mandalorians?
Luke: Hi, Ben, we just wanted to know, was I or Leia born first?
Obi-Wan: You. I’ll never forget it. You were both such beautiful babies.
Luke: …right…
Paz, staring at the wall where he thinks Obi-Wan is but is actually Anakin’s elbow: What did he say?
Luke: I’m older -
Luke: Oh.
Luke: Kriff
Din: Dank Farrik
Everyone else: *thinking the same thing but to polite to say it*
Bo-Katan: although…it could still be won in combat.
Luke, ringing up Leia on his comm: Good evening, dear sister. Would you mind flying out to the location on my transponder and kicking my ^*s?
Leia, all blue and wavy on the comm: I never mind kicking your %#s, Luke, but why?
Luke: if you do that, you can be king of Mandalore!
Luke: 😀
Leia:
Leia: Are you kriffing kidding me?! Do you know how hard it is to keep the New Republic from collapsing? And raise a force sensitive baby with shady idols? And save my husband’s skin from every criminal he runs afoul of every other day? I most certainly will not become the monarch of some random nation I’ve never been apart of!
Mandalorians: 🙁
Han, over Leia’s shoulder: so we’re not fighting the kid? I was looking forward to that!
Chewbacca, towering over Leia’s head: *wookie noises of agreement *
Armorer: Actually only the challenger would be fight- *comm cuts out*
*a few minutes later
The Falcon is heard overhead. Han, on comms: We came anyway, kid. I was bored today.
Chewie leaps out and tackles Luke with a bear hug, almost breaking his ribs.
Luke: can’t- breathe- chewie-
Chewie releasing him and patting him on the head: *hello in wookie noises*
Mandalorians:
Chewie, in Shriwook: *what?*
Mandalorians:
Din silently unclips the Darksaber from his belt and hands it to Chewie.
And that’s the story of how Chewbacca became Mand’alor.
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Did you guys know that when they refer to purple guy in the FNAF lore they're actually talking about Shockwave
I need a Doctor Who comic or book or audio drama (maybe not audio drama) of 10 meeting 14. I mean come on, there is so much potential in there of 14 having been through so much sh*t since being 10 and what they would make of one another!
Even better, both of them with Donna, two Donna’s interacting and making fun of their respective Doctors. 14 casually dropping their age, 10’s arrogance meeting 14’s weathered confidence.
I just think there’s a really good story in that idea, I wish they would do it!
Every day I remember that the Halo Fall of Reach movie adaptation cut out the actual fall of Reach from its storyline and want to wring someone’s neck.
If you just wanted to adapt the first half of the book just call it Halo Origins or something like that.
It could have been a really good opportunity to smooth out the inconsistencies between Fall of Reach & Halo Reach to make them fit better or something.
Instead they just end it with the first Spartan going MIA. It’s just leaving out so much of the story :’(
It’s the absolute worst when your favorite Fan-Fic author for years pivots to a fandom you have not the slightest interest in (╥﹏╥)
I just had a thought I found funny!
An overly literal Postman delivers letters addressed to the North Pole for Santa to the Fortress of Solitude.
Superman takes it upon himself to deliver the presents himself and gets spotted leading people to think Santa is just another identity of Superman.
Santa himself is very confused about why his workload is getting significantly reduced.
"So why do you keep your secret identity a secret? To protect your family?"
"It's to protect me, actually. Being a super powered vigilante is all sorts of illegal."
So many superheroes could legitimately say they don’t have a family to protect!
Friends sure, but a lot have no family, biological or otherwise. Daredevil, Flash in the early days of his career,
Wonder Woman’s family is entirely capable of defending themselves. Some hero’s families are just as if not more dangerous as the hero themselves.
You would have to be a very particular kind of stupid to go after most heroes families anyway, that would get the entire superhero community after you in a lot of comic universes!
Don’t know if anyone else has made a post like this, I haven’t checked. I honestly think that the Dahwan Master comes before Missy, I know there’s a novel that says otherwise but I think there’s evidence.
Specifically the Cybermen. While Simm’s Master does have a final plot involving Cybermen he’s not really in control, he has influence but is not in charge and by the end is “on the menu”.
Dahwan’s Master is initially not involved with the Cybermen but eventually gains control over them when he steals the Cyberium from Ashad. We don’t see him lose the Cyberium when he’s dying so presumably still has it.
Then there’s the Cybermen themselves, when we see the Cybermen initially in 13’s run they are the Cybus model and the more advanced armored models that look like a mix of Cybus armor and Modasian design.
The Cybermasters take this design and make it more Time Lord Themed. They also have the fatal flaw that they have a finite amount of convertible bodies as the Time Lords are already dead and no new ones are being born.
11 & 12’s era’s Cybermen have a more streamlined design & incorporate flight into their capabilities which I think might imply that these are the later designs from after the Cybermen have run out of Time Lord bodies to upgrade and gone back to upgrading humans.
The have also learned to convert the dead into Cybermen, something that they didn’t seem inclined to do to the humans they killed in Ascension of the Cybermen, they however do this with the dead Time Lord bodies after The Master has the Cyberium, possibly indicating that this is something he taught them to do.
I also believe that Missy might have removed the Cyberium from herself and put it into the bracelet that she uses to control the Cybermen.
Like I said, this is just my theory on the timeline. Which I think enhances the Storyline rather than erasing Missy’s character Arc.
Also stop making the Cybermen the Master’s lackeys! They are a great villain on their own but haven’t got a non Master story since 2013!
Now that I think about it, 12 making the Simm Master a viable target for the Cybermen might have been what gave the Dahwan Master the idea to use Time Lord bodies to create the Cybermasters.
It would certainly make me like the idea of the Cybermasters a lot more if he got the idea from the Doctor. It would make them a bit more vindictive which fits, doesn’t even really matter which order the Masters are in for this one!
Don’t know if anyone else has made a post like this, I haven’t checked. I honestly think that the Dahwan Master comes before Missy, I know there’s a novel that says otherwise but I think there’s evidence.
Specifically the Cybermen. While Simm’s Master does have a final plot involving Cybermen he’s not really in control, he has influence but is not in charge and by the end is “on the menu”.
Dahwan’s Master is initially not involved with the Cybermen but eventually gains control over them when he steals the Cyberium from Ashad. We don’t see him lose the Cyberium when he’s dying so presumably still has it.
Then there’s the Cybermen themselves, when we see the Cybermen initially in 13’s run they are the Cybus model and the more advanced armored models that look like a mix of Cybus armor and Modasian design.
The Cybermasters take this design and make it more Time Lord Themed. They also have the fatal flaw that they have a finite amount of convertible bodies as the Time Lords are already dead and no new ones are being born.
11 & 12’s era’s Cybermen have a more streamlined design & incorporate flight into their capabilities which I think might imply that these are the later designs from after the Cybermen have run out of Time Lord bodies to upgrade and gone back to upgrading humans.
The have also learned to convert the dead into Cybermen, something that they didn’t seem inclined to do to the humans they killed in Ascension of the Cybermen, they however do this with the dead Time Lord bodies after The Master has the Cyberium, possibly indicating that this is something he taught them to do.
I also believe that Missy might have removed the Cyberium from herself and put it into the bracelet that she uses to control the Cybermen.
Like I said, this is just my theory on the timeline. Which I think enhances the Storyline rather than erasing Missy’s character Arc.
Also stop making the Cybermen the Master’s lackeys! They are a great villain on their own but haven’t got a non Master story since 2013!
I very rarely talk to people who are fans of MCU Iron Man & Comics Iron Man simultaneously. They’ll be really into one and not have much interest in the other.
I mean I know they’re pretty different but is this just my socialization & enrichment environment or a bigger trend?
Can someone recommend some Agents of Shield Fics for me?
Just read all the stuff by RhinoMouse and sayaj4haji and am looking for more!
As someone with terrible facial recognition the latest season of Doctor Who’s big mystery wasn’t very obvious until people started talking about it online!
Not saying it was badly done, just I didn’t realize how little I can recognize faces until then!
Sure the finale felt a bit rushed but the mystery person in every episode I thought was a good mystery (after it was pointed out to me).
I have been a Batman fan for years now and I’m only now just finding out about the time Bruce left Jason to be beaten by the general public!
It’s in the same mini-series that Captain Marvel is set up to kill a guy, actually does it and gets traumatized by it!
A Cop kills his partner and blames Black Canary! I was not expecting this! How have I never heard of this event before!?
...whaaaaat
what come is it? name, I need names and numbers, what issue?
It’s an event called Legends!
It came out 8 months after Crisis on Infinite Earths to establish the new status-quo after Crisis!
It’s really good and I’m surprised that I haven’t heard of it before! It’s a 6-Issue event with a ton of tie ins, though all the things I mentioned are in the main series.
It’s really good! I highly recommend it!
Wait a second!
This is also the first appearance of the modern incarnation of the Suicide Squad!?
Seriously how did I never hear about this series!?
I liked The Marvels, I don’t get the hate, it’s a fun romp and wasn’t going for more than that.
My single issue is WHY DOES KAMALA NOT WEAR HER MASK!?
I mean both of her outfits look like they’re incomplete without it!
Was Qrow Branwen’s first piece of Bad Luck his parents being unable to spell Crow?
I mean they spelt Raven correctly.
I have been a Batman fan for years now and I’m only now just finding out about the time Bruce left Jason to be beaten by the general public!
It’s in the same mini-series that Captain Marvel is set up to kill a guy, actually does it and gets traumatized by it!
A Cop kills his partner and blames Black Canary! I was not expecting this! How have I never heard of this event before!?
...whaaaaat
what come is it? name, I need names and numbers, what issue?
It’s an event called Legends!
It came out 8 months after Crisis on Infinite Earths to establish the new status-quo after Crisis!
It’s really good and I’m surprised that I haven’t heard of it before! It’s a 6-Issue event with a ton of tie ins, though all the things I mentioned are in the main series.
It’s really good! I highly recommend it!
