ASL As Things My Family Says

My family (me, four siblings, and parents) say some pretty funny stuff sometimes, and I thought mixing my family's chaotic energy with ASL's family's chaotic energy would be hilarious. Thus this blog. **DO NOT USE QUOTES OR REPOST WITHOUT PERMISSION** Queue: 1 every other day | Run by @misslydian

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Get to know the squad behind the quotes!

Sister 1: Ari @airalore she/her

artist (insta)

professional graphic designer

writer

plays french horn and trumpet

youtube lover

gamer

anime fan

eldest (cringe)

One Piece status: Enies Lobby

Brother: Mr. Whatzisname he/him

zero online presence

biomedical engineer

married

lives and breathes jazz. plays tenor sax, flute, clarinet, baritone sax, piano, bass guitar

huge music lover, listens to music podcasts

Nerd™

anime fan

gamer

loves ducks

One Piece status: caught up!⭐

Sister 2: Lydian @misslydian she/her (mod✌️)

writer (ao3)

singer

comic & cartoon enthusiast

weeb

gamer

middle child (diagnosis)

One Piece status: caught up!⭐

Sister 3: Alaster @mordaunts-haunt they/them

artist (insta, tiktok)

writer (ao3)

plays cello

Uncle energy

loves those soldier guys

animation enthusiast

always listening to good music

anime fan

gamer

One Piece status: Dressrosa

Sibling 5: Sunn @sunn-mechanic any pronouns

artist (bsky)

writer (ao3)

plays violin

anime lover

gamer

book hoarder

little freak

youngest (derogatory)

One Piece status: caught up!⭐

Mom she/her

speech-language pathologist

the reason we're all creative and artistic

loves shows like Stranger Things, Monk, and kdramas

also huge tv show/movie/book nerd even if she doesn't come across that way

loves gardening

loves children's picture books

loves kids

One Piece status: OPLA

Dad he/him

civil engineer

the reason none of us are neurotypical

also the reason all of us are movie and book nerds

big youtube watcher

loves gardening

amateur gamer

loves spy x family

old man (affectionate)

One Piece status: OPLA

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Ace: *makes a low grumbly sound in his throat*

Sabo: Why did you just growl?

Ace: That's what I do

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Dadan: *grabs a metal spatula, grips it like a club, and starts walking down the stairs*

Sabo: Whatcha doing with that?

Dadan: A Task

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Garp, texting: That

Ace: Fascinating

Garp: Wrong chat.

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Sabo: *starts kicking Ace's heels*

Ace: Stop kicking me! See what I have to deal with, Makino?!

Sabo: *stops* I'm not kicking anything.

Ace: Now she's gaslighting me

Sabo: I'm not gaslighting, I'm lying.

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Luffy: *drops an old, hard pretzel and it shatters*

Sabo: Why would you do that

Luffy: To be perfectly see-through, I did not think it would do that

Sabo: You mean transparent?

Luffy: I just think saying "see-through" is funnier

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Luffy: Ace is threatening me!

Sabo: Well stop doing whatever you were doing to make him do that.

Luffy: YOU'RE JUST ASSUMING I DID SOMETHING

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Luffy, texting: aaaaccce

Ace: Hm

Luffy: are u breathing

Ace: Last time I checked yeah

Luffy: thats nice :>

Ace: 💀

Luffy: u see i must check on ace

Ace: oh?

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Luffy, texting: Sabo :(

Sabo: Yes child

Luffy: I ate all the crayons

Luffy: Now I don’t have any to color with

Sabo: Bruh

Sabo: Pls tell me you're not being literal rn

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Luffy: Crayons

Sabo: you better not be eating them again

Luffy: But they taste so gud

Sabo: They really don't sweetie

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Luffy, texting: Sabo :(

Sabo: Yes child

Luffy: I ate all the crayons

Luffy: Now I don’t have any to color with

Sabo: Bruh

Sabo: Pls tell me you're not being literal rn

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Luffy, texting: Go eep

Luffy: U hug Sabo for me :>

Ace: Ok

Luffy: Yuh give him a smooch

Ace: Naur

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Koala: THANK YOU SABO!!

Koala: THANK YOU HACK

Koala: Our ancestors ended slavery so we could come together at times like this!! 🥰🥰

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Sabo: You're just doing it and going through the motions...

Sabo: and you're like okay. The motions are bad.

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Ace: I'm trying to think of a boy band name that goes with cats

Ace and Luffy at the same time: Nya Direction

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Dadan: *mutters indistinct phrases and waves hands*

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Ace: ARE YOU DYING OR ARE YOU BEING STUPID? CUZ I WANNA KNOW

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(Driving down the highway late at night)

Sabo, laughing: I didn’t know cars could be salty.

Ace: What?

Sabo, pointing out the car window: The duck duck—

*Sabo’s brain short circuits*

Ace: ???

Sabo: The . . . whatever the quack—

Sabo: THE CAR PLACE—

Sabo: DUCK PLACE?

Ace: Quick quack?

Sabo: Yeah! *both dissolve into giggles*

Sabo: On their bulletin board—

*Brain short circuits again*

Ace: The billboard.

*Sabo becomes possessed by giggles*

Sabo: . . . The billboard . . .

Sabo: It said “you don’t want a salty car” and I was like, “I didn’t know cars could be salty.”

Ace: I think you need to go to sleep.

Sabo *wipes tears from his eyes* HNGGGGGGGHHH