just a little creature

asmodeus | he/it | 21 | big fan of goblincore, furby's, cryptids, and everything both cute and creepy

[s0fich]

[s0fich]

happy in his blankeyy

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[motherfuckingshakespeare]

A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE. 

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Pride month is over and you know what that means! Yup, all the gays have to go back in the super hell torture dimension. Go on, everybody load up in the van, no I don't make the rules-

[evilwizard]

hey welcome to my evil lair, good job beating my minions. yeah hold on before i fight you let me just stand directly underneath this massive iron chandelier held up by four ropes connected to big stakes at each corner of the room. like an idiot

[valtsv]

*walks into an antique store* i’d like to see your most evil items, please

[edgebug]

you'd think that "inhuman thing that isn't a person but speaks like a person and talking to it will slowly drive you mad" would only be found in folktales and fables and so on. but no. chatgpt

[furblingsdaily]

Party hat furby

[vacuously-true]

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

[nudityandnerdery]

[southfarthing]

[livingmeatloaf]

[ID: first image is a screenshot of Bilbo talking to the hobbits at his birthday party from "The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring." The second image is the text of the original post written in a Tolkien elvish script. End ID.]

[uovoc]

They say it's still out there, roaming the unaffiliated zone, waiting to sideswipe the unwary traveler…

[crabussy]

you are alive on a planet with insects and whales and diatoms and mycelium networks and puppies and your human friends. literally so awesome to be a living thing

[prokopetz]

Daily affirmations:

What is this place?

What manner of creature are you?

What sorcery is this?

[s-h-a-s-e]

i wish i could tell bugs i love them and have them understand. i wish i could gush how cute and lovely they are upon noticing them without the littl things freezing in terror at my lumbering presence. i get so excited when i see one crawling along, but from its perspective, a distant and massive part of the landscape just started moving and making sounds and then i don't get to watch it crawling along anymore. i wish i could tell bugs i love them. i wish they knew

wait i just looked up bug emojis and found these fucking things

𓆦𓆣𓆨𓆑𓆤𓆧𓆬

sick :)

[chalroe]

From Lost In Translation by @quekerahkerah (which is so fun, go read it rn!!!)

[cutecipher]

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

[markovchaingang]

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

[retroject]

I found a lovely snail at work who was dried out so I let him have a shower and he seemed to enjoy it!! 🐌🚿

[scififantasystuff]

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This snower (snail shower) is joyful and whimsical! 🐌🚿