「☆phantom☆」

[asmodeusmustdiexo]

screw it im watching supernatural

[whimsysful]

if they’re not fucking it’s even weirder

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[etheltempest]

[phoebebrxdgers]

[asmodeusmustdiexo]

i love when my miis do something that is so undeniably canon it’s like they were isekai’d into the game

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

Reblog this post to cast Crumb of Serotonin on whoever you reblogged it from

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[moldavite]

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

[etheltempest]

[dogpuppy]

[lesbianlandry]

[asmodeusmustdiexo]

KYLE DAVIDSON YOU ARE GONNA CATCH THESE HANDS

[dogpuppy]

[caramel-sandiego]

Troy, about his father: You don't get to choose your biological family, unfortunately. Ilya: You don't get to choose your found family, either. Saddle up, bitch.

[ilyastits]

everyone say happy birthday ilya

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[fritextramole]

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

[dogpuppy]

[rcktpwr]

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

[ceeberoni]

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

[fwippy]

interesting dates on this post

[gigglepuffpixie]

those aren’t dates, they are explicitly stated to be cranberries