Asmoraius's Shoebox KEEP OUT NO PEEKING

brimstone valley mall | no pronouns | mid-20s | mr mark wolfroberts (i know you're out there) blease.... avert your gaze

[asmoshoebox]

welcome to asmo's shoebox, the one he keeps under his bed with a photo of misroch sleeping with their eyes open :)

this blog is 18+ and nsfw: expect horror, blood/gore, death, and sexual content (harder than canon-typical)

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i'm caius, but you can also call me shoebox or sweet thing, to fill in for all those pronouns you won't be using for me. i'm gay, aromantic, kinky, and (sadly) employed--so the art/fic i wanna make will happen very, very slowly.

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[witchhalliwell]

CHARMED (1998-2006)

[narcpolar]

Any character can be aromantic if you try hard enough. Be the change you want to see in the world.

[funkbun]

nothing in the world is stopping you from making that character fatter

[fuckyeahkitschy2]

[silvermoon424]

It's so fucking funny how many people who owned Furbies as children ended up being traumatized by them in some way

[fwizard]

My brother and I both had original furbies. When we didn't want to play with them anymore we'd put them in a drawer in the guest bedroom so they'd go to sleep. We did not tell Grandma we did this. Grandma would stay over for a few days at a time in the guest bedroom. Grandma also had a bad back, which means she thumped around a lot. Grandma was also a notorious night owl.

Cue grandma thumping her way to bed one night and suddenly a warbling voice in the darkness says 'OOoohh.... HUNGRY'

[ruemilley]

for make a terrible comic day

[thehotelchelsea]

my wound salt that I keep beside my bed

[butch-fairy-fag]

one must imagine the lead line cook gagging and choking on it

[asmoshoebox]

hm okay i have s1 basically memorized and put it on frequently as comforting background noise but i honestly don't remember if i've listened to s2 more than twice ever. definitely not recently. i should fix that

[asmoshoebox]

nothing will ever approach the way ABBA's reunion song works in my mind for brimstone valley mall. so much so that i feel almost silly for having emotions about it. oh, you like the song about how their friendship + faith in their bandmates withstood the trials and turmoil of life despite all odds?? the song about, specifically, their bond as musicians weathering all storms even while other bonds were built and broken and forgotten? ? that song????

[seven-oh-four]

i saw someone licking their wound and felt really bad for them - that must taste awful! so i decided to do them a favor and add some salt in there

[porcelain-rob0t]

i know this is themed after the taylor swift but there is something so deeply funny about getting a cutesy wootsy beaded bracelet at claires that says "tortured". who else is being tortured in this claires⁉️ if you're being tortured in claires make some noise ‼️💯

[endreal]

you've heard of panic! at the disco, not get ready for Wilhelm scream! at the mall shop

[soulless-blunder]

[patheticpaprika]

@asmoshoebox

[karvina]

sick and tired of playing strip poker with mall goths. this guy just lost a round and took off their wallet chain

[boombox-fuckboy]

"Fan of fiction podcasts" is not the funniest trait you can give a fiction podcast character but I do think it's in the top ten. Top twenty at the very least.

[butch-fairy-fag]

woundfucking. wound oral. wound fingering. wound kissing. wound biting. wound sucking. can yuo put that (tongue) inside of me (open wound)