ah hell i want taco bell

here for the noms

[greelin]

personally if i’m out walking and smell laundry or someone else’s cooking or campfire i immediately get hit with a wave of nearly overwhelming comfort. on account of the joie de vivre

[qsycomplainsalot]

[bakersfield-row]

A drama in two acts

[ashstfu]

“are you sure you want to unsubscribe?” no i just scrolled to the bottom of the email and clicked the link just for the thrill of opening another tab

[love-is-the-cure]

Gay weddings from different cultures

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Adding pictures from a Jewish wedding because these guys are really cool!

[lizluvscupcakes]

anyone have any lesbian weddings from different cultures?

[tilthat]

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

[beggars-opera]

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

[ti-bae-rius]

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

[ti-bae-rius]

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

[shredsandpatches]

Also, this is what macaroni fashion looked like, I think we need that in here.

[dr-falcon-fox-and-coyote]

For pacing, just making a small adjustment to the rhyme:

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And then this bitch called it Gucci

[brightlotusmoon]

[archived1998-deactivated2024030]

I'm gonna reveal part of my deadname but do you guys want to hear an INCREDIBLY funny story regarding my birth certificate

[archived1998-deactivated2024030]

So, I was born like, 2 weeks late. My mom's contractions came very suddenly and labor was fairly short. My dad, not used to no longer being a bachelor, got WIZARD high right before my mom pushed me out. I was born intersex so they wanted to correct me, but they asked my mom and dad to pick a name before I was "corrected." My mom tells my dad to choose whatever, that she knows he'll make the right decision. This dude, my dad, high as balls, decides to name me Stegosaurus. He was gonna call me Steg for short. But the thing is, he's so high that he can barely even write, and writes an E before an S on the birth certificate. He's like, shit, this is in pen. So he remembers, my mom's grandma had a name that started with E, so he wrote down that name and played it off as that he named me after my great grandma. He told me this whole debacle on my 18th birthday while we were both smoking, and all I could think of is how much of a fucking BULLET I dodged the day of my birth.

[guerrillatech]

[heartseeker]

i do im celebrating my dogs birthday

shes turning 2

[heartseeker]

SHES TURNING 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[junflower123]

[fvlter]

I was gunna put this in the tags but it’s a lot. When i first started going through the process of getting a diagnosis, i was labelled with ODD. I immediately took issue with this, it seemed like an unfair diagnosis based entirely on the session the psychiatrist had with my parents (which mostly consisted of “my child is being really difficult on purpose”), and Hoo Boy when i tell you ODD immediately strips you of your ability to call out anyone on anything, that would be an understatement. I couldn’t even disagree or bring up my concerns about the validity of MY OWN DIAGNOSIS without it being labelled as oppositional defiance. Whenever i displayed any negative emotion the “treatments” did so much more harm than good. When you label someone as ‘defiant’ (ugh), when that word is put on their medical record, that person is never allowed to complain about anything again. Knowing that POC are disproportionately affected with this diagnosis makes me feel sick, i can only imagine what’s being swept under the rug as someone just being “defiant to authority”, not even just in the medical field but as justification for police brutality and mass incarceration. When i say medical racism kills people, this is what i mean.

[noodle-the-queen]

this is so fucking important. reblog.

[only-tiktoks]

[fieldbears]

Sharing the secrets of your hearth with strangers who will never be able to meet or thank you. Honoring the dead through learning their traditions of the home; emulation and exaltation. A good carrot cake.

[desolationlesbian]

Being raised by areligious jews with 0 exposure to christianity outside pop culture is so fun. One time I asked my ex-catholic friend why a picture of jesus had a bristle crown and she looked at me like I was insane. One time I heard someone mention the "lance of longinus" and responded, word for word, "Like from Evangelion?" One time during a history lesson my professor described an important monk and scholar as "Dominican" and I spent the rest of class super confused and hung up on it because I was very sure that the Dominican Republic didn't meaningfully exist as an entity back then, maybe she meant he was a native Taino or something but that's a weird way to say that and I'm pretty sure this was pre- European contact? Really fucks people up when they realize I genuinely have no idea.

[wormfacts]

This but it's my partner taking an art history class in college and the professor looking at them like they grew a second head when they answered "What came out of Jesus' wound when he was stabbed on the cross" with "...Blood?"

[desolationlesbian]

Additions that prove my point by mystifying me because what on earth would come out of a nail wound besides blood. Are you telling me it was something besides blood. What was jesus full of that wasn't blood. You guys are scaring me

[iwieldthesword]

Apparently it was water?? I guess he was also stabbed on top of being crucified (which feels like overkill imo) and water came out, which was a huge deal in medieval symbolism and also to my medieval poetry professor, who was genuinely shocked and upset that I didn’t know. This man fully docked me points because I, a whole ass Jew, hadn’t somehow heard about the secret waterballoon Jesus lore that I guess everyone is supposed to like… intuit

On the plus side, it does lead to some absolutely wild medieval Jesus art of angels tapping him like a fucking keg

[ryfkah]

a friend of a friend went to go see passion of the christ for kicks without knowing anything about the story

when jesus was hauled up on the cross he turned to my friend and said, in all evident sincerity, 'i know they're not going to kill the main character but how's jesus getting out of this one?'

[boughkeeperdain]

Out of context genshin impact

Part 3

[thispenguinrocks]

[gleam-and-darken]

How about that new archon quest

[boughkeeperdain]

Out of context genshin story quests

Part 1

[princealberich]

Genshin Impact + Dril Tweets (3/?)