[maulgoths]

you know what F*CK gender norms

i’m going to jupiter to get more stupider

[takemetosnurch]

*grabs hand* No, we’re going to jupiter to get more stupider

[maulgoths]

[pussypopcorn]

girls night

[mamoru]

you may not be able to control the plot of your life, or the characters in it, or even the genre, but you can control one thing: the soundtrack. grab some headphones and make it a banger.

[mamoru]

happy 2020 this post was about caramelldansen

[ink-the-artist]

I was so very productive in digital art class and made these soda ripoffs, enjoy

[yoyokind]

Day One: First date/First kiss

[vzmp3-deactivated20210522]

i know we laugh at yancore shit but it’s genuinely frightening

[vzmp3-deactivated20210522]

imagine liking a girl and you find her blog where she posts shit like this about you. Astounding

[vashthestampede-deactivated2020]

i love yandere bitches they’re all like “WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME  WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME “ this is why you dumb fucking cunts

[vashthestampede-deactivated2020]

who wants to bet this is tagged with bpd, actuallybpd, actualbpd, borderline personality disorder, borderline

[vashthestampede-deactivated2020]

I love being the smartest person on this website.

[blackpyrefly]

all characters that i like are trans

[blackpyrefly]

important to know that what i mean by this is not “i only like characters who are canonically trans or trans coded” but “when i like a character they are automatically trans.”

[profeminist]

“bad bunny wore a shirt that says “they killed alexa. not a man in a skirt.” and a skirt to bring light to the death of the transgender woman that was killed a few days ago in puerto rico. i love him so much for this “

-  #JIMIN⁷ 

[laughingfish]

I dont listen to him but this…this is huge, y'all. This guy is a trendsetter right now for South Americans. Every single family member I have under 40 yrs old is obsessed with Bad Bunny. I gasped when I read this. A latino celebrity of his stature, someone that’s super cool, coming out against transphobia is so wild to me. I’m in shock. Kudos to him.

[iamfinallybreakingfree]

My home will be a home with no loud anger, no explosive rage, no slamming doors or breaking glass, no name calling, shaming or blackmail. My home will be gentle, it will be warm. It will keep my loved ones safe. No fear, no hurt and no worries. I may come from a broken and twisted place but I will build something whole and safe. I’ll sing in the shower again, cook with a smile and dance in all the rooms. I will heal.

[blssmjpg]

To the person reading this, I hope tonight treats you gently, and that tomorrow looks brighter. 

[wormtoucher]

cant afford a weighted blanket so im just pouring concrete onto my duvet

[superheroesincolor]

Timeless (2016) S1E012 - The Murder of Jesse James 

Bass Reeves, protrayed by Colman Domingo. Rufus Carlin, protrayed by Malcolm Barrett.

Watch it  here , get Bass Reeves: Tales of the Talented Tenth  here

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[mckitterick]

It’s true!

Source: X

[tendie-defender]

Bass Reeves was so dedicated to the law, he even arrested his own son Bennie for the murder of his wife. Bennie was sentenced to life in prison. With over 3000 arrests, 14 kills, went his entire 32 year career in law enforcement without being shot once.

He was assigned to bring in the notorious female outlaw Belle Starr. Once she got wind who was after her she turned herself into the federal court.

Reeves was one of a few Marshalls who would venture into Indian territory *oklahoma*. After the age of 67 he retired in 1907. He enjoyed his short lived retirement as a police officer in Muskogee Oklahoma, his assigned beat had 0 crime reported until he died at the age of 71 of Bright’s disease.

He was one of the true gun slingers of the west.

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

I would expect nothing less from a man with such a magnificent mustache

[markwing-davey-deactivated20250]

I love the story of Bass Reeves!

One of his famous tactics was, if he was captured or in danger by a criminal he was hunting down, he would ask them to read a letter from his wife before they killed him. He used their distraction to free himself and get the upper hand.

He was also a freed slave. George Reeves, his owner and reason for his surname, took Bass with him to fight in the Civil War. However, George became violently angry after Bass beat him at a card game, and Bass was forced to fight him (or kill, on some accounts) in self defense.

After running away and entering Native American territory, Bass learned how to speak the languages of the ‘Five Civilized Tribes’ (Cherokee, Chickasaw, Choctaw, Muskogee, Seminole). This part of his life is where he mastered marksmanship. He got married and had a family after the Emancipation Proclamation was declared, and then later became a Marshal, going on the adventures listed above (and many more… Another famous criminal that Bass captured was Bob Dozier.)

He was the very first black US Marshal. May we never forget him, as history would suffer to lose such an outstanding figure.

[thegeneralreturns]

Always, always, always reblog Bass Reeves.

[radicalmuscle-deactivated-2019]

Wouldn’t mind a movie about his career 👌🏾

[afro-eugenics]

The movie is the Lone Ranger.

But what they don’t tell you is that he went after the white raiders [the Pinkertons] to protect the Afro townships.

He used to protect us.

Him and John Horse.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[proteesiukkonen]

I Am a Bride

A short comic inspired by Finnish werewolf folklore in which it is many times the wedding couple and/or the entire wedding party that is bewitched to turn into wolves by a resentful guest or family member.

[demilypyro]

The biggest criticism I have about Animal Crossing is that you have to play as a human and cant make a cute animal OC for yourself

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

i swear to god a dog came up with the idea for these 

[thevoidiliketoshoutinto]

Lest we ever forget, VeggieTales was actually pretty funny.

[castielific]

Oh my god, I've just seen this story on instagram about this guy that filled his bathtub with waterbead...except he didn't think about how he was going to empty it.

So he unplugged the bathtub which was apparently the worst idea he could possibly have because this happened

So he panicked and started asking people on the internet what he should do. Which was also a bad idea.

First suggestion: flush the toilet

This caused a smelly overflow that flooded the whole bathroom.

Second suggestion: vaccum the beads

His vaccum caught fire.

At this point it had actually spread to the neighborhood and people came to ask question but he denied knowing anything about it. He then discovered that it's invaded the whole sewer system.

And yet, he continued to take suggestion from the internet.

Third suggestion: put salt in

It actually worked. Well, until.

Poop apprently started flooding his house.

And then the streets.

It all happened yesterday so we're still waiting on an update on the situation but I hadn't laugh like this in a while.

You should go and watch the whole story (it's in 4 parts)

It's in french, but you get it even if you don't speak it and his screams of panic are hilarious

Word of warning: don't fill your bathtub with waterbeads. Just don't.

[castielific]

Update on the situation. The waterbeads have totally blocked the sewer system. He received a letter from town hall telling people to report nuisances to the cops that are searching for the culprit.

He's in so much trouble that I'm starting to feel guilty for finding this funny...but still kinda laughing about it.