[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[woolandflax]

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

[woolandflax]

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

[woolandflax]

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

[inthefallofasparrow]

[ghostowlattic]

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[lazzarella]

[ghost-opal]

Tech companies have discovered a new anti-pattern recently and its called violating your muscle memory by putting links to shitty features nobody likes where the most commonly used button used to be

[ghost-opal]

I call the kinds of UX designers who do this "tech pests"

[insomnialya]

POV You wanted to read more about endometriosis :

I hate it for all the women with endo so much.

All the articles are different. The oldest is 2013-2014, the freshest is December 2024.

[liberalsarecool]

Dots connected.

Also, Nigeria attacks are over threats to Christians? What about the Christians being targeted by ICE every day?

Also:

[hypersensationalism]

the fact that we're in a day and age where you can get dueted by malala. how can you show your face in public after this

[womenintheirwebs-archived]

[nitewrighter]

Big fan of this one as well.

[blanketfortarchitect]

Malala coming out of her well to shame lazy students

[toruandmidori]

[megmelodia]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I was not expecting a woman to just straight up go "wa wa wa" into a microphone

[cheekykit]

Thank you tags @romanceyourdemons

[aurora1040]

IVE NEVER HEARD THE WHOLE THING BEFORE, THAT IS INCREDIBLE

[json-derulo]

“lost my train of thought” doesn’t even begin to cover it. it’s like fucking deutsche bahn up there

[catasters]

[amirrorcalledthemoon]

[nicolethered]

Please look at these babies!

[spiribia]

a lot of stories treat romance like it makes the relationship between two characters self explanatory and to be honest it doesn’t

[enonem]

story: they're in love :)

me: why?

story: what do you mean? they're in love :)

me: what do they bring to each other's lives? what do they admire about one another? what draws them to each other?

story: love :) :)

me: ok... so what is that going to look like now?

story: like love :) :) :)

me: are their personalities going to clash at all? are they going to have arguments? learn to compromise for each other? will they need to adapt to sharing their life with another person? is it going to be smooth perfect harmony from day one? are they going to be always together? see each other sometimes as their occupations allow? how does this relationship affect their lifes.

story: they're in love :) :) :)

[oneheadtoanother]

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

MAGA is going nuts over the fact that Zelenskyy was caught saying “Сука, блять” on a hot mic while JD Vance was whingeing. It’s a Russian swear meaning “bitch, fuck” used along the lines of “dammit,” but MAGA is claiming he called Vance a bitch.

Understandable mistake, because Vance IS a bitch.

[fuck-usag]

I’d be totally fine if he were, in fact, calling that man a bitch instead of swearing under his breath at the ridiculousness of the situation.

[zukosgay]

no internet interaction will ever again reach the high of chaos of the “does germany still exist?” officialgermangovernment: “Yes” “thanks” 

[zukosgay]

this shit absolutely sends me