brittain ashford I mean seriously what the fuck

emma, she/her, 22, swedish

[assassinsmusical]

rip anatole kuragin, you would have loved chatgpt

[shigure]

🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

fav thing to hold

fruit

vegetables

keys

candy

soup

something else/not a bowl

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2024

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME

[shadyfennec]

whenever i google something and the "Your Search Returned 0 (Zero) Results You Idiot" yeti appears, I go into the inspect element HTML tree and delete their limbs one by one

[shadyfennec]

die you stupid bitch

[major-jamie-hill-deactivated201]

Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

[aaronburrssexdungeon]

ten magnificent years

[sylestial]

Spring Truther Affirmations

spring is real

spring has happened before

spring will happen again

spring is coming

spring is on its way

it’s going to be spring soon

spring is not a myth

spring is not a false memory

[teabree-shark]

[m0thmancore]

[elliespectacular]

I'm actually from Baltimost, Merrierland so forgive me if I'm less than impressed

[dicksmasher]

autistic adult living alone working full time mood board

[elwenyere]

-- Ted Chiang, from "Why A.I. Isn't Going to Make Art"

[valtsv]

it does kind of slaughter me a little bit every time i'm reminded of how near-universally associated slenderman is with the phrase "collect my pages" when the fundamental conceit of the game being referenced is that slenderman will hunt you down with murderous intent if you so much as go near his pages

[valtsv]

"collect my pages" from the hit indie game "Motherfucker I Will End Your Miserable Life If You Touch My God Damn Pages"

[criminalizegolf]

> read library book

> it's good

Thank you library

[fiercestpurpose]

> read library book

> it's bad

Thank you library for saving me from buying it :)

[official-library-posts]

official library post

[assassinsmusical]

getting the peak death by lightning experience

[assassinsmusical]

me: trying to watch death by lightning in complete darkness at my desk

my smiski:

[assassinsmusical]

i can’t believe that i, a passionate garfposter, didn’t post these photos earlier

[yesornopolls]

Non US americans, do you actually know american coin names and how much they are?

Non US americans, do you actually know american coin names and how much they are?

Yes

No

I'm American

Voting ended onSep 21, 2025

[pansyfemme]

im always saying shit like ‘the worst thing i could do for my mental health right now is isolate’ while crawling into bed with my phone

[whenwebothfell]

i love her. i’m so glad she said something.

[whenwebothfell]