I miss him

Jamie ✸ Dean Girl ✸ Misha Enthusiast ✸ Destiel Forever ✸ Team Free Will --Misha/Cas haters need not apply--

[assbutt-bitch-jerk]

I’m back

and I’m rewatching SPN from Season 1

[assbutt-bitch-jerk]

“In a Week”

Ao3 link

Pairing: Destiel 

Summary: College is a blast. Dean is young, carefree, and willing to experiment. Castiel is working hard on becoming the man he’s always wanted to be. But are they willing to cut the tension and cross the line past friendship? Inspired by the Hozier’s song. 

[assbutt-bitch-jerk]

Chapter 1 is up!

[texasinnersmile]

mood: ben wyatt when he’s depressed and spends all of his time on four seconds of claymation

[prideprejudce]

she weaponized her gag gift im crying

[jenmisheel]

your fave is problematic: dean winches-

[castiel bursts in] excuse me? what the fuck? what the f- 

[wndasmaximoffs]

[wholove]

I can’t believe Hozier left his nest to come spread the good word of the avocado fueled millennial uprising with us.

[assbutt-bitch-jerk]

“In a Week”

Ao3 link

Pairing: Destiel 

Summary: College is a blast. Dean is young, carefree, and willing to experiment. Castiel is working hard on becoming the man he’s always wanted to be. But are they willing to cut the tension and cross the line past friendship? Inspired by the Hozier’s song. 

[assbutt-bitch-jerk]

[wndasmaximoffs]

[concrete-donuts]

british wizards be like, “omg hogwarts is the best wizarding school in the world” oh really? well beauxbatons didn’t have lord fucking voldemort on campus every other year

[individualcosmos]

the most Fun john mulaney fact i’ve learned today is that he had the opportunity to audition for kevin from home alone but his parents said no. 

please take a moment to imagine 7 year old john mulaney as kevin mccallister

[classicdaisycalico]

*dumps a bunch of toy cars at the bottom of the stairs* S C A T T E R

[sickfuckfastfuck-deactivated202]

Hey mutuals I’m kind of depressed right now so send me your credit card number, the expiration date, and the three numbers on the back if you don’t hate me.

[kmtarchive-deactivated20201028]

@ all the spambots who r following me: thank you, u might be empty and artificial but so is the flimsy validation i gain from seeing my follower count rise

[lostenemies]

list of men i trust:

john mulaney

andy samberg

[bumblebeebats]

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

[kvothbloodless]

Hermione ghost wrote this

[assbutt-bitch-jerk]

So I’m gonna be needing the following Destiel fanfics:

HGTV show type of fic where one is the designer/contractor and the other one is a realtor and they try to one up each other constantly and the sexual tension is fantastic

Royal wedding themed 

Cas does dog/cat rescuing and Dean is the hot vet that gives him discounts just to see him come back

Cas is Dean’s heart surgen who gives him another shot at life and Dean just wants to pay him back