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a place for me to post, view, or otherwise commemorate things that I love.

[enki2]

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[erogame]

[lowpolyanimals]

Corrupted Kitten from World of Warcraft

[queenaegon]

there are so many good posts on this website, most of them made unintentionally. did jaime lannister write this himself😭

[mollyjames]

No sorry boss, I didn't get a call back number. She just said something about a dragon soul and hung up

[toskarin]

I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold

[opossumgirltongue]

do you think anyone has a ytp kink . can only get off to sentence mixed porn

[bedsofrosies]

do yoy think anyoyna hasasas a ytpink. can only get off to BOOBS. can only get off to DICK. can only get off to sentence mixed pentence

[blackpyrefly]

fuUUuf. i'm mumming

[elliespectacular]

Visit Original Link

[chipthekeeper]

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

[thegoldengals]

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

[chipthekeeper]

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

[thesolitarylotus]

You deserve to live

Thank you for making my first day on Tumblr so nice yesterday 🥹💕 thank you for the warm welcome

[technofeudalism]

america’s 9/11

[pangur-and-grim]

alright I'm almost finished Project Hail Mary, and I have to say, I don't get why people are shipping the guy with Markiplier when he's already in a perfectly healthy queer-platonic relationship with the alien spider made of rocks

[pangur-and-grim]

that's insane. we need to change this

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i discovered that my favorite ytp on the planet got taken down... I still think about this scene every day

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

[villainessbian]

*screams of a witch burning at the stake*

THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO

*Gregorian chanting*

13.21

*leper bell ringing*

HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM

*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*

WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES

LITURGIES

AND MORE LITURGIES

*Templar knights praying out loud*

THIS ISN’T THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[pride-knightess]

just remembered i have a degree in sound engineering and can voice act

[villainessbian]

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

[ser-i-vant]

tyria's most emotionally congested man is forced to bond with the most important baby in the world

[amegeddon]

Hi hello fellow Warframe enjoyers, I have a question!

What was the moment Warframe clicked for you?

Cinematic intro cutscene

During the tutorial

After being let loose on the Origin System

Fortuna intro cutscene

During the Venus/Solaris questline

Entering one of the open worlds for the first time

Seeing the completely free battlepass in a post-fortnite world

After getting an archwing

After gaining access to Duviri

After The New War questline

Other (do tell me if you'd like I'm quite curious!)

Voting ended onJul 25

I've noticed a trend on where literally all of my friends (plus myself) clicked at the exact same moment, so I wanna see if that trend continues in an even larger pool of people.

[theterribletenno]

I've been addicted to Warframe since the very first moment I saw Loki's stupid hammerhead.

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[teaboot]

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

[teaboot]

Last time Tuberculosis ran through the USA a small number of people got it on purpose to look skinny and waifish and delicate and used makeup to look flushed and bony and when the Victorians figured out tapeworms people would infect themselves on purpose to starve themselves smaller and women and now in the year of our lord 2026 there is a noticeable fraction of the USAmerican population genuinely thrilled about a treatment-resistant microbial parasite that makes you shit and vomit your brains out for a month because side effects include weight loss and STILL we talk about being skinny like it's the natural default setting for all healthy people as if it's a self-sustaining standard and not an imaginary goal that we are constantly constantly constantly beating ourselves with a whip to acheive

[pangur-and-grim]

Grim is such a grumpy grandma. she growls in between each lick

[pangur-and-grim]