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tastefullyoffensive

The Tragic School Bus (photos via dontori)

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In the last picture wouldn’t it be “Dammit Ms. FREEZEle?

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clarissaexplainingitall

Ran into this hilarious agent of Fen’Harel cosplayer at NYCC today.

Cosplayer is @super-kevin!

colorfeels

Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL

MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP

playgrounder

But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?

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Ive never laughed so hard at a post

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Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) dir. Stewart Raffill

An evil scientist implants the brain of Michael (Paul Walker), a murdered high school student, into a Tyrannosaurus. He escapes, wreaks vengeance on his high school tormentors, and is reunited with his sweetheart Tammy (Denise Richards).

imvietnamesenotchinese

Excuse me WHAT THE FU—

orion98

The 90’s were weird

404-later

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mounmantaka

@fresno-nightcrawler

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obfuscobble

@megaweapon

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It’s like people forget that young Kirk walked around with a stack of books so tall his classmates couldn’t see his face over it, and young Picard got stabbed through the heart in a bar fight

badjokesbyjeff

A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her front pocket and thinks:

Some asshole has my pen

kateosaurus-rex

Change your handle Jeff

shinraalpha

This meme is so niche but goddamnit it is *my* niche

distinguishedbaloney

romedawgg

Okay, I laughed harder than I should have 😂

c3rvida3

Why don't you identify as a lesbian?

I’m a man and I have sexual and romantic feelings for other men that I actively pursue, and I think I heard somewhere that that’s not very lesbian of me.

buttfacemcgee

this is one of the most hilarious things ive ever seen

writing-prompt-s

You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”