Cory

24, interested in a little bit of everything

[romanticswamp]

The Motorcycle Diaries (2004)

[nostalgicfun]

What was your first source of portable music? Walkman? CD player with headphones? MP3 Player? iPod? Phone? 

[somecunttookmyurl]

my fucking god these tags aged me 50 years

they’re literally the size of a CD, hen. you can still buy them

[somecunttookmyurl]

presumably anti skip technology has evolved since then and actually reliably works now (if you jolt a cd drive when it’s playing the laser reading it will also jolt around and songs will skip - not useful when walking. anti skip technology is meant to stabilise so it doesn’t happen. very rarely was this actually the fucking case)

you’d carry around a little flip folder of CDs like this in your bag

often containing at least one mixtape cd you burned yourself, or that someone else had made you, with the tracklist written on it in sharpie

common from the late 90s - early/mid 00s when MP3 players and iPods started to take over

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots

also tumblr:

[kiralamouse]

Hey, I LOVE bots when they’re just here to play with us. COMMERCIAL bots suck.

[the-haiku-bot]

Hey, I LOVE bots when

they’re just here to play with us.

COMMERCIAL bots suck.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[valakiir]

[mellifexfarm]

[travesty-majesty]

“the ghosts that inhabit this place are more alive than you’ll ever be” is an unfairly intense quote to be under a tiktok comment

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oya i forgot i did this one

[konishiroku]

[alarmedpigeon]

what do i focus on here

[railroadsoftware]

try focusing on making you life and the lives of your loved ones better each and every day 

[cryptotheism]

you know you're like a parody of a far left anti science wokeite right

When you're around women do you say the word "wokeite" out loud to them? Do they just kinda go "haha yeah" and then feel kinda weirdly quiet for the rest of their time with you?

[gemstone-gynoid]

I heard reference to something about how all anime are required to have good looking cabbage because of That One Time. So simply looking up "anime cabbage" I found the source.

Some harem anime way back in the day had an episode where the characters cooked, and they animated cabbage so terribly like this it left a bad mark on the anime community forever. Apparently this is part of the reason why all food usually looks good in anime, even moreso than the regular show sometimes. With cabbage being especially well drawn.

A complaint, apparently in a paper.

The first show when released internationally was reanimated in this part.

And high quality or low quality cabbage is sometimes referenced.

I learned of this because the most recent Hologra episode has noel eating cabbage, tearing apart a fine quality cabbage into two low poly halves.

[siegesquirrel42]

i love learning about other cultures' memes, especially like this

[cookiescr]

Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing

[cookiescr]

they’re just vibing yknow?

[dimpledgucci]

porcupines do this too :)

[callingallcars]

i have excellent news about the manul cat

[radwolf76]

Manul cat is an automatic reblog from me.

[lokeanrampant]

I am porcupine.

[krakensdottir]

Pretty much most cats that spend any time in trees, tbh

Honestly tho, in terms of lazy chill I don’t think anyone’s gonna beat this bear:

[lord-raccoon]

raccoon

[devilswalkingstick]

@an-eternity-of-this

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

Primates also do it

[avatarsymbolism]

[amdeadinsyd]

how fucking strong is Zuko like why do you even bother with your bending when you could just wham bam snap Aang’s spine with a kick

[swingsetindecember]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

I am trying to be extra Not Patriotic today out of disrespect to the Queen so right now I am attempting an American grilled cheese sandwich instead of a British toastie

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Result: why are you all lying about grills, you fry the damn thing

However it is very good. Exactly like a toastie, but not sealed around the edges. Pros: when I bit into it I did not instantly incinerate my tongue in the boiling steam trapped within the molten pocket of the toastie. Cons: the filling was able to leak out a bit and burn my fingers.

Pros (related): I no longer have fingerprints and can now commit Crime

In conclusion I give it 9/10, thank you America

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

I dunno I'm Welsh like... a normal amount

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

I... I dunno I'm Welsh, I ate it at a normal speed?? There was cheese, I blacked out and woke up with no fingerprints

A normal speed

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Yeah we've got cheese we're good thank u

[mandymovie]

mutuals know this is me whenever i like your vent posts

[veryfunnymemes]

[veryfunnymemes]

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

sending people wikipedia articles is my favorite form of humor. one time a long time friend of mine asked why i was using a different name and acting different i sent him the wikipedia page for DID. ryder just asked me why its 108 degrees in nevada right now and i sent him the wikipedia page for global warming and the season of summer.

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

i see you all in the tags going "this is so funny" you better not steal my fucking bit. im copyrighting this joke

[jrwiyuri]

Plagiarism - Wikipedia

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

you cant do this to me

[skeleton-monarch]

Unintended consequences - Wikipedia

Unintended consequences - Wikipedia

[comicsiswild]

Batman: Widening Gyre (2009) #1

[arguablysomaya]

my favorite responses

[comicsiswild]

thanks

[donesparce]

posting this panel was a mistake on my part

[mataurin]

[mysharona1987]

[cheemerthelizard]

[transmortifried]

had the phrase “like the handgun in the first aid cabinet” come to me in a dream and damn that’s evocative. fuck if i know what it evokes though.

[etraytin]

Oh, I like this a lot, actually. I hang my first aid cabinet on the wall so whenever someone is hurt and needs help, I can put my hands on the necessary item right away. Bandages, lidocane, disinfectant, a thermometer, it all has a home and it all says something about how I fix things. You can open my first aid kit and the bandaids have cartoon characters on them and there’s a small-size ankle wrap for little ankles and that tells you a lot about what problems I expect to encounter. If you open a first aid cabinet and the only thing in there is a handgun, it’s going to tell you a lot about the problems that person thinks they’re going to be facing and how they plan to deal with it.

[purlturtle]

If your toolbox only has a hammer in it, every problem is gonna start to look like a nail.

[mynameis-snail]

Sometimes the only way to save one life is to end another.

[cipheramnesia]

It’s the last aid cabinet.