This is dawghost69's fault.

“The more I see, the less I know for sure.” - John Lennon

[astrorion42]

hi 👋 

I’m the fae anon

sorry for pretending to steal your name. I didn’t mean to scare you

no hard feelings?

ps. orion is such a gender name tho im adopting it now. two orions

ps. ps.: I have no clue who orion-carling42 is. obviously you two have to engage in combat to the death to see who the ultimate orion carling is <- joking

Although I don't believe I would win in a battle to the death, I appreciate the honesty.

Next time, please do not steal my name without permission. But, I give you permission to use Orion as a chosen name, as it is a very nice name.

Although I am not 100% sure what you mean by it being "gender".

[astrorion42]

Do you remember?

What don't I remember?

[astrorion42]

idk but unless you found the one guy on tumblr dot com that wasn’t joking you should be in the clear

I'm aware of that now.

It turns out fae aren't real, and the someone who pretended to be a fae was just screwing with me.

Because I absolutely needed an identity crisis this week.

At least now I know there's a mini library.

[papayajuan2019]

i plan on smiling sometime soon

[astrorion42]

*a wild fae appears*

what a nice name you got there. i would be a shame if i- YOINK IT!!

*skedaddles away with a shiny new name*

. . .

None of them are overly shiny, I don't see why you would like to steal them.

Can I have my name back please? I need it.

[dawghost69]

i TOLD YOU someone was going to steal your name

now they've fucking skedaddled away with it

great job, moron

[astrorion42]

When I heard you say "steal my name" I thought you meant IDENTITY THEFT not A FAE STEALING MY NAME.

How was I supposed to know that fae existed!? And that they could take my name?

[orion-carling42]

Hey :)

[astrorion42]

. . .

Is this a joke?

Tell me this is a joke.

Tell me it's a joke right now.

[dawghost69]

oh uh, don’t freak out curly

if you are genuinely worried, i don’t think this one is serious and it’s just someone going along with the bit

it happens, just have fun 👍

[astrorion42]

What do you mean going with the bit?

Don't freak out? For all I know my identity was just stolen and the one with my stolen identity is running around with my name

What does that mean for me am I Curly am I someone else how many names of mine did they steal

What do I do?

I

Don't know what to do

[dawghost69]

👏

ALRIGHTY

um… how about you meet me at the mini library?

to talk, yeah?

next to the communal washers, looks like a lounge

[astrorion42]

Mini library

Okay

They probably have legal books there

About identity theft

Right

[astrorion42]

*a wild fae appears*

what a nice name you got there. i would be a shame if i- YOINK IT!!

*skedaddles away with a shiny new name*

. . .

None of them are overly shiny, I don't see why you would like to steal them.

Can I have my name back please? I need it.

[dawghost69]

i TOLD YOU someone was going to steal your name

now they've fucking skedaddled away with it

great job, moron

[astrorion42]

When I heard you say "steal my name" I thought you meant IDENTITY THEFT not A FAE STEALING MY NAME.

How was I supposed to know that fae existed!? And that they could take my name?

[orion-carling42]

Hey :)

[astrorion42]

. . .

Is this a joke?

Tell me this is a joke.

Tell me it's a joke right now.

[dawghost69]

oh uh, don’t freak out curly

if you are genuinely worried, i don’t think this one is serious and it’s just someone going along with the bit

it happens, just have fun 👍

[astrorion42]

What do you mean going with the bit?

Don't freak out? For all I know my identity was just stolen and the one with my stolen identity is running around with my name

What does that mean for me am I Curly am I someone else how many names of mine did they steal

What do I do?

I

Don't know what to do

[astrorion42]

*a wild fae appears*

what a nice name you got there. i would be a shame if i- YOINK IT!!

*skedaddles away with a shiny new name*

. . .

None of them are overly shiny, I don't see why you would like to steal them.

Can I have my name back please? I need it.

[dawghost69]

i TOLD YOU someone was going to steal your name

now they've fucking skedaddled away with it

great job, moron

[astrorion42]

When I heard you say "steal my name" I thought you meant IDENTITY THEFT not A FAE STEALING MY NAME.

How was I supposed to know that fae existed!? And that they could take my name?

[orion-carling42]

Hey :)

[astrorion42]

. . .

Is this a joke?

Tell me this is a joke.

Tell me it's a joke right now.

[astrorion42]

have you tried doing a smiley face without the hyphen?

— @dawghost69

My dictation renders smiley faces as :-)

I don't know how to change it, if I can even change it.

It's funnier that way, it's falsely advertising my facial structure. :-)

[swarnpert]

can you take my white ass to funkytown

[jame7t]

nope. torture city again

[swarnpert]

come on

[astrorion42]

*a wild fae appears*

what a nice name you got there. i would be a shame if i- YOINK IT!!

*skedaddles away with a shiny new name*

. . .

None of them are overly shiny, I don't see why you would like to steal them.

Can I have my name back please? I need it.

[dawghost69]

i TOLD YOU someone was going to steal your name

now they've fucking skedaddled away with it

great job, moron

[astrorion42]

When I heard you say "steal my name" I thought you meant IDENTITY THEFT not A FAE STEALING MY NAME.

How was I supposed to know that fae existed!? And that they could take my name?

[astrorion42]

*a wild fae appears*

what a nice name you got there. i would be a shame if i- YOINK IT!!

*skedaddles away with a shiny new name*

. . .

None of them are overly shiny, I don't see why you would like to steal them.

Can I have my name back please? I need it.

[astrorion42]

PROTEIN SHAKES DO NOT COUNT AS WATER DRINK ACTUAL WATER OR I WILL SEND THE HAT MAN TO GET YOU!!!

jk jk

…unless?

I promise, sending the hat man to me is the least of your worries.

I already see his cousin, the cockroach, on a daily basis. Having multiple is a bad idea.

I am drinking actual water, I assure you.

[miiilowo]

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

[aloyhh]

forced to say “it’s ok” instead of throwing a chair at them

[astrorion42]

idk what you expect from someone who willingly calls themselves “dawgghost69”

Correction. D a w g h o s t 69

It would have been ghost d a w g 69 but it got deleted because he called himself a S l u t within 5 minutes of creating it.

It's Calvin. There wasn't a high expectation to begin with.

[dawghost69]

Did you sneak a dog into the building last night? I've been hearing growling behind your door for twenty minutes

- Orion

no i did not

why are you listening in

[astrorion42]

I'm not "listening in", the growling broke through the haze of tinnitus and every other muffled noise I hear to beam - and I cant state this enough - a noise akin to a wind turbine giving out.

If it truly isn't a dog I urge you to see a doctor, I don't believe humans were made to make that noise.

[dawghost69]

well no fucking wonder you hear my “weird shit” if you are specifically focusing in on what i do behind my very much closed door every single time you hear something out of the ordinary

i’m starting to doubt your tinnitus is as bad as you make it out to be in the first place

it’s scary 🤠

[astrorion42]

I think it should be scarier that I can hear anything in the first place.

Quote unquote reasonably quiet probably shouldn't be completely audible by the singular hard of hearing person on the floor.

Is trying to assure safety really scary?

[dawghost69]

Did you sneak a dog into the building last night? I've been hearing growling behind your door for twenty minutes

- Orion

no i did not

why are you listening in

[astrorion42]

I'm not "listening in", the growling broke through the haze of tinnitus and every other muffled noise I hear to beam - and I cant state this enough - a noise akin to a wind turbine giving out.

If it truly isn't a dog I urge you to see a doctor, I don't believe humans were made to make that noise.