In My Place

“Nobody dies a virgin… Life fucks us all.” — Kurt Cobain

[dawghost69]

despair is easy

hope is hard

and brother

i like to stay hard

[hustlerose]

does this to you

[hustlerose]

wait the gif didn't even post. does a mysterious & unknown thing to you i guess

[dawghost69]

i could add a few more stages to grief if they let me

…actually never mind bro, my whimsy

i’m forgetting my fucking whimsy

my solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

[dawghost69]

calvin go get yo boything hes being too loud

he’s not my boything

he’s my neighbor and he’s freaking out because i didn’t think hard enough about how paranoid he is and how any social interaction could affect him

[astrorion42]

*a wild fae appears*

what a nice name you got there. i would be a shame if i- YOINK IT!!

*skedaddles away with a shiny new name*

. . .

None of them are overly shiny, I don't see why you would like to steal them.

Can I have my name back please? I need it.

[dawghost69]

i TOLD YOU someone was going to steal your name

now they've fucking skedaddled away with it

great job, moron

[astrorion42]

When I heard you say "steal my name" I thought you meant IDENTITY THEFT not A FAE STEALING MY NAME.

How was I supposed to know that fae existed!? And that they could take my name?

[orion-carling42]

Hey :)

[astrorion42]

. . .

Is this a joke?

Tell me this is a joke.

Tell me it's a joke right now.

[dawghost69]

oh uh, don’t freak out curly

if you are genuinely worried, i don’t think this one is serious and it’s just someone going along with the bit

it happens, just have fun 👍

[astrorion42]

What do you mean going with the bit?

Don't freak out? For all I know my identity was just stolen and the one with my stolen identity is running around with my name

What does that mean for me am I Curly am I someone else how many names of mine did they steal

What do I do?

I

Don't know what to do

[dawghost69]

👏

ALRIGHTY

um… how about you meet me at the mini library?

to talk, yeah?

next to the communal washers, looks like a lounge

[astrorion42]

*a wild fae appears*

what a nice name you got there. i would be a shame if i- YOINK IT!!

*skedaddles away with a shiny new name*

. . .

None of them are overly shiny, I don't see why you would like to steal them.

Can I have my name back please? I need it.

[dawghost69]

i TOLD YOU someone was going to steal your name

now they've fucking skedaddled away with it

great job, moron

[astrorion42]

When I heard you say "steal my name" I thought you meant IDENTITY THEFT not A FAE STEALING MY NAME.

How was I supposed to know that fae existed!? And that they could take my name?

[orion-carling42]

Hey :)

[astrorion42]

. . .

Is this a joke?

Tell me this is a joke.

Tell me it's a joke right now.

[dawghost69]

oh uh, don’t freak out curly

if you are genuinely worried, i don’t think this one is serious and it’s just someone going along with the bit

it happens, just have fun 👍

[astrorion42]

have you tried doing a smiley face without the hyphen?

— @dawghost69

My dictation renders smiley faces as :-)

I don't know how to change it, if I can even change it.

It's funnier that way, it's falsely advertising my facial structure. :-)

[dawghost69]

false advertising is punishable by incarceration

…don’t ask how i know

ANYWAY

pleaseeeee just try it

one normal smiley face won’t kill you :)

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

ok well i'm gonna go jerk off now *starts getting lowered by chain pulley into an ominous glowing red pit*

[dawghost69]

weekends should be like 4 days

[astrorion42]

*a wild fae appears*

what a nice name you got there. i would be a shame if i- YOINK IT!!

*skedaddles away with a shiny new name*

. . .

None of them are overly shiny, I don't see why you would like to steal them.

Can I have my name back please? I need it.

[dawghost69]

i TOLD YOU someone was going to steal your name

now they've fucking skedaddled away with it

great job, moron

[elfhunk]

[astrorion42]

idk what you expect from someone who willingly calls themselves “dawgghost69”

Correction. D a w g h o s t 69

It would have been ghost d a w g 69 but it got deleted because he called himself a S l u t within 5 minutes of creating it.

It's Calvin. There wasn't a high expectation to begin with.

[dawghost69]

i am both dumber and smarter than what you might think

never underestimate me

[discreet45]

[killrockstar]

the housing market is ruining my sex life

[killrockstar]

nobody can host cuz they all live with their parents and i also can't host cuz i live with my parents AND they removed the LOCK on the bathroom at my favorite punk club bc too many people were giving BLOWJOBS in THERE

[thedonssadisticdesires]

Isn't that what the punk club bathrooms are for?

[killrockstar]

EXACTLY

[dawghost69]

one time i sent a guy nudes but for whatever reason he drew clothes on them and sent them back

it was weird but the outfit was kind of cute

that sounds like something i would do

on both sides

[catgirlforeskin]

People love to go “ in the Soviet Union they picked your job for you 😭” yeah cunt that’s what we’re doin now too except they make you bark like a dog for three weeks straight first getting denied everywhere you wanna work until you end up somewhere you dont like anyway. Let’s just cut out that middle man why don’t we

[catgirlforeskin]

Forgot what website I’m on

[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately