Atencion

Wait until the brownies are cool.

[zepeli]

Poughkeepsie, 3/9/2019

[kyra-writes]

I got a clearer shot if ur interested

[zepeli]

WHAT lmao

[memewhore]

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

[nyawave]

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[dust-princess]

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

[miraculous-writings]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

[screenshotfunny]

[fork-a-nature]

Environmental storytelling

[skajador]

a stealth game where the hardmode is your character has to constantly be wearing the loudest flip flops ever 

[imouthere]

This is to the counterpart to that ‘horror game where the only light is your light up shoes’ post.

[goweninsane]

Op’s suggestion is neat but a better one would be a stealth game where the hard mode is your character being dummy thiccccc, and the clap of their asscheeks keeps alerting the guards

[skajador]

I’m gonna end you with my own hands

[funereal-disease]

this is a strong contender for the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[zagreus]

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

[doctress]

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

[zagreus]

i’m going to shatter you like glass

[parksandwreckreation]

why would they ever delete this scene

[lord-kitschener]

[thedreadpiratecam]

Why he light skinned?

[yourladyindank]

Because Martin Luther was white and German.

[fancynewaddress]

did…

did someone confuse Luther with Jesus omg

[lookwhathappenedtomack]

I suspect they confused him with Martin Luther King

[lets-talk-about-sects]

Oh no

[the-golden-ghost]

I mean, I get mixing them up based on names alone, but I’m concerned about the people who think Martin Luther King Jr. routinely wrote with a quill or dressed like a Renaissance man.

[twofacetoo]

At that point it’s your own damn fault for making that kind of mistake

[janiedean]

but why is martin luther the fastest sold playmobil figurine

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[dont-touch-my-fandoms]

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

[blocboybucciarati]

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

[lesbianskunkrat]

I WATCH THIS EVERYDAY

[unclefather]

[fedorathexplorer]

that’s gon-

[fedorathexplorer]

that’s gonna leave a-

[boss-hoody]

[otahkoapisiakii]

I went to get some cereal and I saw this picture on the back of the box

I’m not good at Photoshop, but please. Someone who is, please do it. You know exactly what I’m talking about, you see him there, on the end

[where-the-fuck-is-he]

[thestanconfessions]

[wikilifeadvice]

make your own foot scrub

[pochowek]

feet are pretty hard to make

dont call me a scrub ever again

[wikilifeadvice]

please stop making me read this

[hallucin8]

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

[lo-kaia]

Thanks I hate it

[fifty-shadesofgay]

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

[ruffboi-mags]

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

[taviacw]

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

Can y’all believe this…men always have something to say its literally just a picture of the ground

[rxnaissance]

every time!! every single fucking time!!!!

[akawaru]

[akron-squirrel]

So, I drove up to a stop sign, and there were a bunch of farm animals fenced in by the road. I saw a goat staring at me and decided to record a video, but I forgot my CD was still playing.

It turned out to be a beautiful thing. XD

[disgustinganimals]

i just don’t get foreign films.