What? Aw hell no. Hold up, huh? Oh okay.

28, RN, she/her, California, INFP, depressed, anxious, single 🌸 Undertale, Game Grumps, other YouTubers, ATLA, LOK, WLIIA, etc.

[eowyntheavenger]

Do you know what sparks joy? Furniture with animal feet

[eowyntheavenger]

Evidence:

[marloviandevil]

[cielsoleil]

Gonna tell my kids this is Hamilton

[witchaj]

“How can I ever forgive my wife for letting me do this” 😅

[release-the-sheep]

[catchymemes]

[spingeville]

for some reason as a kid i thought a bitch was some kind of weapon. i always envisioned it as something akin to a battering ram

[spingeville]

artist’s rendition

[waxwormrepublic]

I think….I think I own something akin to a bitch? It’s a wooden log that has outfitted so you can reach inside a cavity and grab on to a handle and use it as what is essentially a heavy, brain splattering sockembopper.

[waxwormrepublic]

The Bitch (aka the splattering-ram)

[titleknown]

@randomitemdrop

[randomitemdrop]

Item: The Bitch

[madiesunny]

I’M LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND

[hitmewithcute]

Am I the good boy? Really??

[lloonlloon]

I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string

[2006aesthetic]

i went looking for stuff on myspace and came across a ‘emo hate page’ and this was the only thing they had posted

[kimpossibooty]

[fiveholesinthefence]

does anyone like remember that there were wildfires in Australia and Trump got impeached like back in January or?

[thelovethatyouhad]

[s]

someone: *driving next to me in the other lane at the exact same speed*

me: don’t make it weird

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catsbeaversandducks]

By Jan and Odee

[the-adventures-of-dave]

Yeah, you got it spot on!

[feministism]

[godihatethisfreakingcat]

Exactly. When you got no choice, you got no choice.

[vedajuno]

The wikipedia page for The Coleman Frog is a but a single paragraph but what a paragraph it is

[bonedaddy-o]

How dare this go around without the image attached

[gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact]

this is it im dying how could anybody believe this is a real frog

[isolatedhysteria]

[diespulchra-deactivated20210519]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

he is turning the tiles brown. he needs to be contained

[dangerous-tangerine]

SCP 

[pair-of-ragged-quarks]

fools. this was a white goat, you can see the white markings on him. he’s been soaking up the brown and he’s only got one square left. let him finish his work

[wickerwight]

HE’S STEALING THE BROWN