Funny Guy Country Club

Yeah, I have a tumblr I guess.

[atlas48]

Donate to Help Marvin’s Museum Reopen, organized by Marvelous Marvins

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The real Marvin’s Marvelous Mechanical Museum needs some help reopening!

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[dopecarmilla]

[beardedmrbean]

[lizardsfromspace]

She was an American in a fanfic written by someone British; I was a Brit in a fanfic written by someone American. She came to me and said "will you help me with my maths? I need to get a good grade to stay on the American football team"; I told her "I'll bloody well help you parse math".

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[toweringclam]

"Damn this game is fuuuuucked uuuuup. Something has to be wrong with the creator."

What's wrong with the creator:

Every time, I swear.

[atlas48]

I love Finland, I'd love to go back there, eventually.

[probablybadrpgideas]

"'Old on there 'eroes, don't ye go buggering off ta the Dark Lord 'Ermes till ya give an ear an' 'ear wot I 'ave ta say. Be careful 'round 'is soldiers, cause they've razor sharp 'edges with their swords they does. You 'ear me? Razor. Sharp. 'Edges. Tata then, off you go. 'Have fun stormin' the castle"

The hedges were, in fact, razor sharp

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[atlas48]

I should use this idea.

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[escapaeronaut]

This is a scheduled post for two days before the anniversary of the moon landing. Please get your moon themed items and foods sorted now in anticipation.

[tachyon-at-rest]

[jestrogames]

Happy moon landing day y’all

[webber-da-spider]

@twilight-princess-ganondorf @undertale-omori-fan @bees-with-a-camera @that-one-fuckass-stone-image @ashelf66 @hotelmario-mario @luna-starsong @that-writing-protatogen @gizmo9133 @under-blood

[epicvideogamemusic]

Visit Original Link

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[creepycrag]

[atlas48]

I think I realised why I'm so unsatisfied with some of my TTRPG games.

I think I'm going in with the mindset that they're more like books from the perspective of the game runner. I keep forgetting the inherently unlimited interactive element where the environment/medium interacts with the players as much as the players interact with the environment.

[sceptixfakemon]

random cool coat of arms i had in the works :] per chapé ployé argent, azure and celeste, a sun in his glory or, two eight-pointed stars argent, upon a scroll proper inscribed IN NOVITATE VIVAM in letters sable - dexter and sinister two goats proper both shot through the head with an arrow proper - in a crown or a horned burgonet sable and or dexter mantled azure sinister mantled celeste, with an eight-pointed star argent

[atlas48]

heraldry is something that is somehow untapped by the #autism community.

[consortthedragonenjoyer]

Hey fun fact. Did you guys know that Count Binface has a ko-fi? You can donate to him Considering that he's completely unironically the most trustworthy politician in the UK and possibly the ONLY politician in the UK with a spine, I've donated. Please please please let this man beat Farage, it would be equal parts funny and a dose of sorely needed hope for my beleaguered nation. Binface Sweep

https://ko-fi.com/countbinface

[jemmiahorn1fan]

PLEASE LET IT HAPPEN NIGEL COULDNT SHOW HIS FACE IN PUBLIC AGAIN PLEASE

[atlas48]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm genuinely excited to canvas for the OMRLP.

[unpretty]

my two categories of anime rec are “it’s okay if you don’t really like anime, you’ll probably like this” and “this will not make any goddamn sense to you if you have not wasted years of your life on trash”

[unpretty]

y’all took about five minutes to turn this into some kind of contentious madoka post when i was just sitting here innocently contemplating the spectrum from miyazaki to the bread anime

[iamthedukeofurl]

Okay, so, I feel like I should explain the greatest invention of the modern age…that was produced by my apartment.  We call it, the Weeb Ass Shit scale, after our traditional method of asking what anime somebody was watching (”What Weeb Ass Shit is this?”) It grades a given Anime from 0-10 on three different methods: Weeb, Ass, and Shit. An individual will have different degrees of tolerance for various levels on the different scales. 0 is low, 10 is high.  Weeb is the degree to which the show assumes a familiarity with japanese pop culture or anime tropes in general, not only in terms of the actual content of the show, but occasionally at a conceptual level. Hyperspecialized high schools with all-powerful student councils, for example, add a couple points to the Weeb scale. Same goes for the presence or use of tropes that would be bizzare and off putting if you weren’t used to seeing such things in other anime. 

A zero on the Weeb scale could be enjoyed by somebody who doesn’t even know that Japan exists, a 10 assumes the audience possesses a PhD in japanese cultural studies with a focus on animation. Something like Cowboy Bebop comes in at a 1, while I’d put Kill-La-Kill at a 6. Anything of the form “These Girls are anthropomorphic versions of something else” rates at least a 7 in my book.  Next comes the Ass Scale. Put simply, how much Fanservice is in the show. busty character design, male-gaze camera angles, skimpy outfits, hot spring episodes, character A tripping and landing in a compromising position on top of character B, all that nonsense.  At a 0, you’ve got something you would watch with your Grandmother after church (Miyazaki’s stuff comes in at a 0).  Finally, the Shit scale, which covers general overall quality. A 0 indicates that the show is flawless, a 10 holds that you would rather sandpaper your own face than watch it. It should be noted that the Shit scale should be judged independent of the others. Too much T&A shows up on the Ass scale.  Proper use of this scale is in the form W/A/S.  For example, Shokugeki no Soma (Aka Food Wars) would come in at W 4/  A 6/ S 3

[atlas48]

reblogging this to save it, because this is legitimately a good metric

[atlas48]

sometimea im unsure of what to say.

[chaoticallyfluffy]

*Ulterior Motives starts playing*

I saw this comic panel and was inspired. I wonder what horrors he will encounter :)

[theonion]

[atlas48]

[beemovieerotica]

someone on reddit shared texts of her and her husband's exclusive english dialect and it's beautiful

[beemovieerotica]

a linguist is analyzing it

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[atlas48]

holy