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is there any temptation greater than being in the hardware store and seeing the place where they have all the little cards for the colours

zagreus

as someone who works in the paint department of a hardware store i just wanna say that you are absolutely allowed (and ENCOURAGED!) to grab as many cards off the rack as you want so long as you don’t take more than one or two of each colour (they are free for customers but the store only gets so many at a time so please don’t just walk off with our ENTIRE supply of SW 7587 Antique Red cards)

madmanswords

That’s too specific. Have people been stealing the SW 7587 Antique Red cards in droves lately?

zagreus

legally i am not allowed to comment

recoil-operated-deactivated2021

I’m too cheap to actually buy paint so I’ve been going to every hardware store in collecting all the SW 7587 antique red cards and gluing them to my walls

zagreus

YOU!!!!!! YOU ARE MY ENEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

recoil-operated-deactivated2021

It’s back

trinity

An Actual Real Person my Dad knew. Pretty sure he worked as a bush guide. When someone asked the time he’d pull off his hat - some kind of broad brim - and use to take a few measurements of the sun’s position relative to the horizon. Then he’d declare the time.

He was accurate to the minute.

elodieunderglass

Fvvdvddsfdssdhnvfh you get back here and say this to the rest of the crew

lostboy-life

hi im a cashew white guy and I’m gonna say a slur to be funny because fuck political correctness

lostboy-life

i just realized that autocorrect changed cishet to cashew I’m going to bed

heterokatedison

why did I not question “cashew” as a type of white guy tho

vinduster

me

puppy95

2018 mood

murderformoverlord

wait is this the guy from

fromthat other vi

thiost

THIS??????!?? https://screamingbats.tumblr.com/post/168699702286/josh-gute-this-video-pisses-me-off-because

YEAH ITS HIM

This is a strong contender for my favorite exchange I’ve ever seen on the internet

thegoodvybe

its-the-fluffy-lupin

I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.

megurashkarchived

i am so gentle and kind hearted

megurashkarchived

and stupid

animatedtext

magicurl

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

yellowjuice-deactivated20190512

I also want to make it abundantly clear this is why people say “fuck cops” and why “Blue Lives Matter” is bullshit. It may only be a “handful” of corrupt cops (which is also bullshit) but it’s the entire institution behind them that enables them and refuses to take any form of accountability. Every single cop is complicit. Every single one.

ms-demeanor

This is also why the thin blue line flags are so, so, so disconcerting to me.

The thin blue line is the line that cops won’t cross, which is doing anything to undermine cops.

It’s such an extremely us against them mentality where “us” is police and “them” is “everyone who isn’t a cop” that I’m legitimately confused when people claim it’s not a fascist symbol.

It’s signalling that you support cops over citizens and that you see cops as distinct and above citizens. It’s support for the police state and police AS the state.