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lucy | she/her | 21 | currently studying metagenomics and classical music | I tag stuff pretty extensively so I can search my blog later! 💚🎷🏳️‍🌈

[pissvortex]

Mr. Vortex, they will bury the dogs with her

No… This can’t be

[todaysbird]

as they should

[butchyena]

this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

[firefox-official]

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

[risenempire-deactivated20210506]

They are both the same color

[firefox-official]

?

[patheticperipatetic]

They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey

[firefox-official]

?

[firefox-official]

[jokesarefunny]

Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat

[firefox-official]

[firefox-official]

his name is ted. also, he’s not a monkey

[firefox-official]

[demilypyro]

Who wants to study me like a bug, rotate me in their mind and kiss me under the moonlight

[titkoks]

[turing-tested]

[doppelbangin]

The Balldo Made Me Rethink Sex in the Most Absurd Way Possible

The “world's first ball-dildo” is less of an erotic toy, more of a dadaist interrogation of the very concept of pleasure.

we were talking about the exhibition reviews we have to write for class and my classmate shared this as “the most delectably written review i’ve read lately” and im a lil tipsy and im Losing It

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

This is a must read.

[eebie]

girls love him for his poor posture and pathetic demeanor

[totallynormalmountain]

geologists talking about shield volcanoes

[eebie]

i love you. this post is only about shield volcanoes 🌋 now. everyone else fuck of❌

[crazy-brazilian]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kingscrown666]

This works no matter which slice you start with

[miileskine]

this is the realest shit i’ve ever read

[miileskine]

all the french in the notes are like

[modogoblin]

[rowandor-deactivated20221217]

New LGBT Uquiz just dropped! Which Gay Fashion Stereotype are you? None of the questions are about your sexuality or gender identity btw, it's all about your ~vibes~

[banjokabooby-deactivated2023060]

i am literally wearing one. right now. good job :garyfield:

[reserve]

I own this fucking dress. I’m so annoyed!!!!!

[bettedavisgf]

why is doubles luge even a thing like i get the rationale of single luge i guess. get on a toboggan and ride down a hill ok. why get on top of a man on top of a toboggan

[pussykech]

intricate rituals

[mr-deep-downer]

you could never understand a warrior’s bond

[hungwy]

Worst part of living with animals is the night time sloppy licking cleaning noises I'm sorry but I cannot sleep . Please fhcking stop please please olease

[coughloop]

[dark-sappho]

"defend your thesis" why are you attacking my thesis