no

audrey

[deadbeatmaker]

can i ask why you’re in support of Leonardo DiCaprio in your bio? he’s a predator

leo is my zodiac sign.

[thoughtkick]

“Someone can be madly in love with you and still not be ready. They can love you in a way you have never been loved and still not join you on the bridge. And whatever their reasons you must leave. Because you never ever have to inspire anyone to meet you on the bridge. You never ever have to convince someone to do the work to be ready. There is more extraordinary love, more love that you have never seen, out here in this wide and wild universe. And there is the love that will be ready.”

— Nayyirah Waheed

[audzdrey]

MBTI types as dog breeds

ENTJ: ESTJ: ENFJ: ESFJ: INTJ: ISTJ: INFJ: ISFJ: ENTP: ESTP: ENFP: ESFP: INTP: ISTP: INFP: ISFP: Credit: https://www.instagram.com/little.tun

[2-shane-s]

Date someone who will date you

[methfall]

Need me a freak like that

[just-shower-thoughts]

There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible.

[queenlucythevaliant]

Okay, so this is obviously a joke, but it does actually blow my mind a little that Jesus was bad at things! Like, it’s true–I’m a better driver than Jesus because he never had a reason to learn! 

Fully God and fully man means that as a man, while He never sinned, he also wasn’t perfect at every skill (or even most skills, necessarily). He had to learn things and hone his abilities, just like we do. Maybe his cooking was just so-so or he sang a little off-key. Maybe Peter and John laughed their heads off at his ineptitude at tying knots. I don’t know! But I find it astounding that by taking on our nature, Jesus, who is God, put himself in a position where he could make (non-sin) mistakes and fail at things. The degree to which God condescended will never cease to astound me. 

[rumade]

I’d divorce him too lmao

[sustainableseparatists]

[sisyphereantask]

It’s never JUST about the tomatoes.

[probablyasocialecologist]

Basically!

Throughout the day, partners would make requests for connection, what Gottman calls “bids.” For example, say that the husband is a bird enthusiast and notices a goldfinch fly across the yard. He might say to his wife, “Look at that beautiful bird outside!” He’s not just commenting on the bird here: He’s requesting a response from his wife—a sign of interest or support—hoping they’ll connect, however momentarily, over the bird.

The wife now has a choice. She can respond by either “turning toward” or “turning away” from her husband, as Gottman puts it. Though the bird-bid might seem minor and silly, it can actually reveal a lot about the health of the relationship. The husband thought the bird was important enough to bring it up in conversation and the question is whether his wife recognizes and respects that.

These bidding interactions had profound effects on marital well-being. Couples who had divorced after a six-year follow-up had “turn-toward bids” 33 percent of the time. Only three in 10 of their bids for emotional connection were met with intimacy. The couples who were still together after six years had “turn-toward bids” 87 percent of the time. Nine times out of 10, they were meeting their partner’s emotional needs.

The Secret to Love Is Just Kindness

Those who showed genuine interest in their partner’s joys were more likely to be together.

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“What if everything you’re going through is preparing you for everything you asked for?”

— Unknown

[te5seract]

#1 & #2 by coral staley-hall

[jarring]

me: *has feelings*

me: Pathetic. Disgusting. Won’t Let It Happen Again.

[uptional]

[pettycentral]

[thegr8mattsby]

Which episode of Black Mirror is this?

[thatisnotahat]

[toastbutteregg]

why is this so true

[toastbutteregg]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[emilianadarling]

holy fuck you guys 

after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in these skinny stick things:

it is literally a stick of butter. A STICK OF BUTTER. 

i have literally never seen butter sold this way. each stick one only amounts to ½ a cup of butter AMERICANS PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT MY WHOLE LIFE WHEN I SAW THE PHRASE “A STICK OF BUTTER” IN RECIPES I WAS IMAGINING THIS:

THIS IS THE ONLY “STICK” I’D EVER SEEN BUTTER SOLD IN. I THOUGHT Y’ALL WERE THROWING FUCKIN’ POUNDS UPON POUNDS OF BUTTER INTO THINGS HOLY JESUS THE WORLD MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW FUCKIN CHRIST. 

[oddballwaterfall]

I love little foreign confusion things like this

[starlorddude]

Selina Kyle would dump his ass in minutes..

[nooowestayandgetcaught]