I just moved to Dallas

I was in the Navy & Army reserves. I try to diet, exercise as often as I can. I'm a welder. say hi. tagged me is under #gayjock

[thedirtylaugh-blog]

[wankworthy]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[triplefoul24-deactivated2022112]

Alexa, release my inhibitions

[turnipfritters]

Sending your pornhub search history to all contacts in your address book now.

[lokeanneophyte-deactivated20220]

FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

that ussr propaganda poster that’s just a guy floating in space with the caption “there is no god” is so funny

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[deactivated-blog]

powerpuff vs. rowdyruff

[miiriya]

[wolfmons]

[animatedtext]

[pointnclickadventuregame]

at this very moment a man is explaining the plot of something media to a woman…stay strong queen it will be over soon

[catchymemes]

[rarestsparkle]

maybe some mothers are toxic because they are burnt out from doing it all alone because of absent fathers 

[noelleian-deactivated20190923]

“Sorry I abused you, honey, but I was mad about your dad taking off and I had to take it out on someone so it’s really not my fault UwU”

[hominishostilis]

Some people???? Abuse children???? To COPE???

[apply-force-too-beg]

The cold takes on this site get worse by the day

[xxstar-bluesxx]

You know what, I would literally just slap my mom at that discussion that she’s using me as her go-on-abuse-me-machine

[oak23]

that’s gay

[oak23]

Fellas is it gay to make a silicon muscle doll whose clothes rip off if he flexes

[extrafabulouscomics]

pls support www.patreon.com/extrafabulousomics

[pervocracy]

are you ready for my favorite fact?

If you leave a hamster wheel out in the forest, wild mice will come and run on it.

that is my favorite fact

[blueelectricangels]

Bobcats and lynx will sit in cardboard boxes abandoned in the middle of the forest.

I asked the lynx researcher who told me this why, and he said “Cats, man” and shrugged.

[mynamebatman]

This is now an “if I fits, I sits” appreciation thread.

[goochie-mane]

If your mother doesn’t react like this then just throw her away

[voguenshit]

😂😂😂😂😂

[lenabeanss]

Mom was REAT TA GOOOOOOO

[plantfunerals]

she was really about to turn that ice tray into a murder weapon

[berniesrevolution]

[zanmor]

these ones

[lavendermanna]

oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:

here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas

here are the ones who run the factories

and here are the ones who extract the raw resources that the others need to make it all work

[libertarian-therapist]

23,000 people are reblogging a hit list

[bogleech]

Good.

[downwithneocolonialism]

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

putting big puncture holes (about the size of a penny) in the sidewall (as opposed to the tread) also makes most tires irreparable

valve stems can be replaced but sidewall holes can’t :) the more you know :)

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

Just a reminder that this is a crime and I'd never advocate for crime on this blog. :) Stay safe out there and don't get caught doing crimes!

[homotology]

Do Not do this y’all spread the word of not doing

[squided]

Spreading this information so you know exactly what not to do.

[tomanto-the-friendly-nb]

Reblogging to let you all know what NOT to do.

[emerinkaaa]

Reblogging again to add this

;) definitely don’t

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

um… white privilege.

[awwww-cute]