I just watched the first 2 episodes of Hazbin Hotel Season 2.
*screams*
Spoilers under cut!
Poor Charlie trying to cope, Charlie and Lucifer bonding moment, Lute going insane, HUMAN SIR PENTIOUS, Emily my beloved, Baxter, Lillith, Speaker of God lady ahhhhh!!! Husk canonically can't make a mai tai, and Sir Pentious canonically knows who Jack the Ripper is. Emily making those angelic Egg Boys for Pentious is so sweet ;-; Sera's morality crisis, Vaggie trying to come up with a new name, Vox stirring up shit (apparently he was a cult leader when he was human. I'm somehow surprised and not at the same time).
Hey, when Vaggie does decide on a new name, are we still going to call her Vaggie, or should we re-tag all our Vaggie posts as her new name?
I have absolutely no one to talk to about Hazbin Hotel, so here's my thoughts about episodes 3 and 4 (under the cut)!
HOLY SHIT holy fuck we got WAY more information than I'd thought we would.
CHARLIE, she needs to stop talking to reporters. We didn't get enough Vaggie tho.
I KNEW Nifty was Japanese, I fucking KNEW it! And her song Clean It Up, I liked it. The anime part was a nice touch.
The Vees vs Alastor, Nifty, and Husk fight omfg. I was screaming "Kick their ass!" to Alastor's side the whole time. Did anyone else notice that Alastor only called a ceasefire after Valentino shoved a gun in Nifty's face?
And Alastor's soul is owned by ROSIE?! I knew a few people theorized that that was the case, but I honestly thought it'd be Lilith. And what the heck is he searching for for Rosie?? I think maybe Alastor's deal with Charlie might come into play here.
And Alastor and Vox used to be friends? And we got an ALASTOR HUMAN REVEAL!!! AND HIS BACKSTORY!!!!
And poor Sir Pentious and Cherri Bomb missing each other ;-; I love their love song.
And Angel Dust killed his father. Idk why, but it was probably for a good reason.
I just watched episodes 5 and 6 and HOLY SHIT
Lucifer just said "Call me Daddy". I can see the thirst edits now.
Vaggie: Vox has been shitting on Charlie and the Hotel for weeks.
Lucifer, shifting to his full demon form: HE WHAT?!
I LOVE how overprotective he is.
Oh I see Alastor's plan now. He's turning the Vees against each other.
Did Vox just overthrow Lucifer as King of Hell?
Husk: I'm out.
Cherri: What about Angel?
Husk, sad: ....What about him? He's a grown up. He doesn't need me.
He does need you!
ANGEL IN DRAG
ANGEL IN DRAG
ANGEL. IN. DRAG.
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK YOU MEAN ANGEL DUST IS A SPY????!!!
Awwww Chaggie song!!!
VAGGIE IS CANONICALLY A FALLEN ANGEL, TAKE THAT, HATERS!
Nooooo, Lucifer nooo!!! They're gonna use him as a power source for the weapon Carmilla's building!!!
I'm calling it now, I think that when Lilith finds out, she's going back to Hell, rescuing her husband, and kicking Vox's ass.
Spoilers for episodes 7 and 8 (the finale!)
Lucifer, you absolute IDIOT. If you weren't my favorite character, I wouldn't feel sorry for you.
HOLY SHIT HUMAN VOX REVEAL??? HE WAS A WEATHERMAN??
Lmaoooo his death was lame af. A TV fell on his head and electrocuted him to death. No wonder he has a TV for a head in hell lol
Noooo Angel đ Poor Charlie and Husk ;-;
Oh fuck I was not expecting THAT. (How powerful the blast was, Emily swearing, and Sera's bird screech)
YES ANOTHER SIR PENTIOUS SONG
OMG IT'S A DUET WITH SERA? HECK YEAH
YES Alastor, turn them against each other more!!
I swear, I think Baxter's autistic.
Lmao Rooster's just here for moral support.
YES this song has (almost) EVERY tune from ALL the songs that are from this season! In order!!
(Ok onto the finale)
I LOVE Charlie and Vaggie's formal outfits.
That stupid shark!
LMAOO not Baxter muting Vox rofl
FUCK GODDAMMIT VELVETTE
GET HER, NIFTY!!!
Lmao not Cherri kidnapping Angel via Santa sack
Lol not the random sinner breaking the fourth wall
Dammit Baxter, FOCUS!
NOOOO EMILY!!
Uh oh. I knew Alastor's favor with Charlie would come into play somehow.
Whelp, there goes Alastor's deal with Rosie.
ARE WE GETTING ALASTOR vs VOX 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO????!!!
HOLY SHIT WE ARE!!!
Oh my god is Cherri gonna die????
Oh thank god
It's about damn time, Carmilla!
Lmao Velvette's bald now. Good job, Nifty!!
There goes the laptop
OH FUCK EMILY NO
YES VAL AND VEL, KICK VOX'S PSYCHOPATHIC ASS
WAIT NO. SOMEONE SAID SOMEONE WOULD DIE THIS EPISODE. IT BETTER FUCKING NOT BE EMILY!!!!
Wait was that the girl the Vees fucked over in the Hazbin Guarantee (Trust Us) song?
IT IS
Ffs Lute STOP BEING A BITCH
Good job, Abel!! I'm so proud!
All the other overlords joining in!!
Lmao not Alastor turning the tables on Rosie
This song slaps af
YES SIR PENTIOUS! You're a little late, but that's ok!
Awwww Cherri x Sir Pentious moment!! (What's their ship name??)
Aww Nifty hugging Baxter!
Oh my god Angel, NOO! DON'T GO BACK TO VALENTINO!!!
Awww she changed her name to Vaggi. Wait do we have to retag all our Vaggie posts as Vaggi?
I'm so proud of Charlie for becoming the Hotel's Counselor and promoting Vaggi to Manager. ;-;
Lmao Valentino took over Vox's job.
Lol not Katie Killjoy simping over Valentino instead of Vox.
OMFG THE CREEPY RED EYES THAT SOME FANS THEORIZE IS ROO ARE BACK
LILITH FINALLY PICKED UP!!!!
Can't believe it ended right there đ
Ok! I have a theory: Many fans believe that Roo is Eve, and the creepy red eyes that you can sometimes see in the background are Roo's.
BUT!
What if: Roo is actually Lilith, and those red eyes are hers??
Hear me out: Eve hasn't been mentioned. At all (yet). Lilith has. We also haven't seen Lilith's eyes at all, as they're always covered by those glasses. Do I think this is likely? Probably not. Is it fun to guess? Heck yeah!
On an unrelated note, I'm a little disappointed that the Alastor Executioner Theory didn't come true. I'm not surprised, but still disappointed.
I shall be staying tuned for season 3!!


















