AutisticAmerican

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[autisticamerican]

I just watched the first 2 episodes of Hazbin Hotel Season 2.

*screams*

Spoilers under cut!

Poor Charlie trying to cope, Charlie and Lucifer bonding moment, Lute going insane, HUMAN SIR PENTIOUS, Emily my beloved, Baxter, Lillith, Speaker of God lady ahhhhh!!! Husk canonically can't make a mai tai, and Sir Pentious canonically knows who Jack the Ripper is. Emily making those angelic Egg Boys for Pentious is so sweet ;-; Sera's morality crisis, Vaggie trying to come up with a new name, Vox stirring up shit (apparently he was a cult leader when he was human. I'm somehow surprised and not at the same time).

Hey, when Vaggie does decide on a new name, are we still going to call her Vaggie, or should we re-tag all our Vaggie posts as her new name?

[autisticamerican]

I have absolutely no one to talk to about Hazbin Hotel, so here's my thoughts about episodes 3 and 4 (under the cut)!

HOLY SHIT holy fuck we got WAY more information than I'd thought we would.

CHARLIE, she needs to stop talking to reporters. We didn't get enough Vaggie tho.

I KNEW Nifty was Japanese, I fucking KNEW it! And her song Clean It Up, I liked it. The anime part was a nice touch.

The Vees vs Alastor, Nifty, and Husk fight omfg. I was screaming "Kick their ass!" to Alastor's side the whole time. Did anyone else notice that Alastor only called a ceasefire after Valentino shoved a gun in Nifty's face?

And Alastor's soul is owned by ROSIE?! I knew a few people theorized that that was the case, but I honestly thought it'd be Lilith. And what the heck is he searching for for Rosie?? I think maybe Alastor's deal with Charlie might come into play here.

And Alastor and Vox used to be friends? And we got an ALASTOR HUMAN REVEAL!!! AND HIS BACKSTORY!!!!

And poor Sir Pentious and Cherri Bomb missing each other ;-; I love their love song.

And Angel Dust killed his father. Idk why, but it was probably for a good reason.

[autisticamerican]

I just watched episodes 5 and 6 and HOLY SHIT

Lucifer just said "Call me Daddy". I can see the thirst edits now.

Vaggie: Vox has been shitting on Charlie and the Hotel for weeks.

Lucifer, shifting to his full demon form: HE WHAT?!

I LOVE how overprotective he is.

Oh I see Alastor's plan now. He's turning the Vees against each other.

Did Vox just overthrow Lucifer as King of Hell?

Husk: I'm out.

Cherri: What about Angel?

Husk, sad: ....What about him? He's a grown up. He doesn't need me.

He does need you!

ANGEL IN DRAG

ANGEL IN DRAG

ANGEL. IN. DRAG.

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK YOU MEAN ANGEL DUST IS A SPY????!!!

Awwww Chaggie song!!!

VAGGIE IS CANONICALLY A FALLEN ANGEL, TAKE THAT, HATERS!

Nooooo, Lucifer nooo!!! They're gonna use him as a power source for the weapon Carmilla's building!!!

I'm calling it now, I think that when Lilith finds out, she's going back to Hell, rescuing her husband, and kicking Vox's ass.

[autisticamerican]

Spoilers for episodes 7 and 8 (the finale!)

Lucifer, you absolute IDIOT. If you weren't my favorite character, I wouldn't feel sorry for you.

HOLY SHIT HUMAN VOX REVEAL??? HE WAS A WEATHERMAN??

Lmaoooo his death was lame af. A TV fell on his head and electrocuted him to death. No wonder he has a TV for a head in hell lol

Noooo Angel 😭 Poor Charlie and Husk ;-;

Oh fuck I was not expecting THAT. (How powerful the blast was, Emily swearing, and Sera's bird screech)

YES ANOTHER SIR PENTIOUS SONG

OMG IT'S A DUET WITH SERA? HECK YEAH

YES Alastor, turn them against each other more!!

I swear, I think Baxter's autistic.

Lmao Rooster's just here for moral support.

YES this song has (almost) EVERY tune from ALL the songs that are from this season! In order!!

(Ok onto the finale)

I LOVE Charlie and Vaggie's formal outfits.

That stupid shark!

LMAOO not Baxter muting Vox rofl

FUCK GODDAMMIT VELVETTE

GET HER, NIFTY!!!

Lmao not Cherri kidnapping Angel via Santa sack

Lol not the random sinner breaking the fourth wall

Dammit Baxter, FOCUS!

NOOOO EMILY!!

Uh oh. I knew Alastor's favor with Charlie would come into play somehow.

Whelp, there goes Alastor's deal with Rosie.

ARE WE GETTING ALASTOR vs VOX 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO????!!!

HOLY SHIT WE ARE!!!

Oh my god is Cherri gonna die????

Oh thank god

It's about damn time, Carmilla!

Lmao Velvette's bald now. Good job, Nifty!!

There goes the laptop

OH FUCK EMILY NO

YES VAL AND VEL, KICK VOX'S PSYCHOPATHIC ASS

WAIT NO. SOMEONE SAID SOMEONE WOULD DIE THIS EPISODE. IT BETTER FUCKING NOT BE EMILY!!!!

Wait was that the girl the Vees fucked over in the Hazbin Guarantee (Trust Us) song?

IT IS

Ffs Lute STOP BEING A BITCH

Good job, Abel!! I'm so proud!

All the other overlords joining in!!

Lmao not Alastor turning the tables on Rosie

This song slaps af

YES SIR PENTIOUS! You're a little late, but that's ok!

Awwww Cherri x Sir Pentious moment!! (What's their ship name??)

Aww Nifty hugging Baxter!

Oh my god Angel, NOO! DON'T GO BACK TO VALENTINO!!!

Awww she changed her name to Vaggi. Wait do we have to retag all our Vaggie posts as Vaggi?

I'm so proud of Charlie for becoming the Hotel's Counselor and promoting Vaggi to Manager. ;-;

Lmao Valentino took over Vox's job.

Lol not Katie Killjoy simping over Valentino instead of Vox.

OMFG THE CREEPY RED EYES THAT SOME FANS THEORIZE IS ROO ARE BACK

LILITH FINALLY PICKED UP!!!!

Can't believe it ended right there 😭

Ok! I have a theory: Many fans believe that Roo is Eve, and the creepy red eyes that you can sometimes see in the background are Roo's.

BUT!

What if: Roo is actually Lilith, and those red eyes are hers??

Hear me out: Eve hasn't been mentioned. At all (yet). Lilith has. We also haven't seen Lilith's eyes at all, as they're always covered by those glasses. Do I think this is likely? Probably not. Is it fun to guess? Heck yeah!

On an unrelated note, I'm a little disappointed that the Alastor Executioner Theory didn't come true. I'm not surprised, but still disappointed.

I shall be staying tuned for season 3!!

[validblogname]

one fight at a time

[lizardlicks]

Black Hills drilling project canceled after backlash from tribes

A South Dakota mining company has canceled a drilling project in the Black Hills after opposition from Native American tribes and local grou

[goth-queen]

[goth-queen]

[ayagdos]

Navigating gender dysphoria? Be heard and be counted in the science.

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[kimberbohwrites]

IF YOU SEE THIS DO NOT TAKE THIS SURVEY. THIS IS A BAD FAITH STUDY TARGETING TRANS YOUNG PEOPLE FROM SOME OF THE LEADING MINDS OF THE ANTI TRANS MOVEMENT. DO NOT TAKE AT ALL.

[kimberbohwrites]

Alright now that it’s not the middle of the night let me add some more context: All leading researchers of this study—J. Michael Bailey of Northwestern University, Lisa Littman, and Kenneth Zucker—have longstanding professional associations with research frameworks that challenge or reject gender-affirming models of care. Many trans-led organizations, advocates, and researchers are urging families NOT to participate in this study, as the data collected will be skewed to promote false and harmful narratives about trans people, and will be weaponized by lawmakers looking to pass discriminatory bills.

(Information above from PFLAG National)

Bailey has spent the last 20+ years of his professional career attacking the Trans community — he has been accused of misconduct MULTIPLE times around not getting informed consent for the research he does.

PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD THEY ARE BLAZING THEIR POST TRYING TO REACH THE QUEER COMMUNITY ON TUMBLR.

[ruinedchildhood]

[targetedknowledge]

[changelingsrule]

Mine too. I deleted a crap tone of emails, storage was the same. Received a crap tone of emails, storage was the same.

[zoesupreme]

well the thing is that's an extremely reasonable concern

[melancholygirls]

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

[stillalittlekid]

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

[christ-with-a-why]

[despazito]

Are we calling women who read shitty harlequin romance novels porn addicts now?

If you read one paragraph of vintage victorian smut you'd hurl.

[despazito]

God forbid women read a lame book with sex

[despazito]

people have been writing fucked up erotica for hundreds of years. of all porn consumption habits to label as an addiction i think reading erotica books is like.. one of the least applicable examples and written erotica is one of the least exploitative forms of porn out there. stop pathologizing things that give you ick, you're allowed to just say you dislike something

[stormsbourne]

again I must stress that ten or more years ago mormon leaders put out a statement that reading romance novels was equivalent to porn addiction and both would send you to hell

you guys are not progressive you're just mormons in disguise

[chewedcorn]

Map of the US by a truck driver who has seen most of it…

[54viruses]

This is DEFINITELY someone I call an expert.

[drtanner]

I’m desperate to know who Gary is. So I can also avoid him.

[ruffboi-mags]

*WHEEZING*

Gary, Indiana is a city. XD

[is-trump-dead-or-impeached-yet]

June 7, 2026

No. 😭

[is-trump-dead-or-impeached-yet]

June 6, 2026

No. 😭

[asteroidtroglodyte]

TIL the reason you don’t find much Lyme’s Disease in California is not because we don’t have Ticks, or Lyme Disease Vectors; but rather: because the Western Fence Lizard (if you live anywhere in California this is your regular Garden Variety Lizard) has adapted a passive immune response that makes their blood lethal to Lyme Disease Bacteria. Any Tick that feeds on one gets its gut cleansed of Lyme Disease as a side effect.

Fucking neat.

[iheartvelma]

There is a new vaccine going into Phase 3 trials from Valneva and Pfizer as well as a monoclonal antibody-based prophylactic treatment being researched at UMass!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"the only cure for this weird disease is the special lizard blood" is a Star Trek TOS plot that escaped into the real world

[muffinlance]

ORBSJB AGNI AS A TURTLE DUCK I'm sorry but LIKE HOW CUTE AND then it's like he's this turtleduck in the pond bc depending on how people treat animals, small ones that need help, that's how he knows if they're good and he blesses the ones that treat him kindly and then Zuko and I'm sorry of this sint coherent (I'm a long time fan of your content btw, all the his and the books and omg I wish I could've gotten some)

Azulon looked down. His grandson, along with the turtleduck in his arms, looked up.

“This is Agni,” the boy said. “He says you should stop now.”

QUACK, said the duck. It was a strange red-gold. It was glowing. It was staring at him, even through the flames of the throne.

“Stop what?” humored the Fire Lord.

“The war,” the boy said. “It’s killing too many firebenders. Also his sister has been yelling at him, so we should let the waterbenders go, too, and be nice to them from now on so he can get a good night’s sleep and not have her redirecting comets at him any more. Probably we should leave all the other benders alone too because he’s pretty sure it was the air spirits that made him a flightless duck. He says that’s their sense of humor.”

QUACK, said the turtleduck.

“…Guards,” said Azulon.

This proved to be an ill-advised action.

ALTERNATE TAKE THAT WENT NOWHERE AND ISN'T EDITED HAVE FUN WITH THAT:

There is a Fire Nation child in Hakoda's village. The child has a softly glowing turtleduck in his arms and a quietly oozing wound under his bandage. This is not how Hakoda thought his morning would go.

"What's with the turtleduck?" asks Hakoda's son, who is wrapped around Hakoda's arm and his spear in a way that makes it very hard to instinctively stab at red-clothed things. Hakoda... expected more of them. But the tiny sail boat the kid just ran into Sokka's lumpy watchtower seems to be empty, now that its single feverish passenger has stumbled over. With his duck.

"It's a turtleduck-phoenix," says the Fire Lord's heir, answering exactly none of Hakoda's actual questions. "...You remember?"

"That your hair is going to get worse before it gets better?" says Sokka. "Absolutely."

The Prince scowls. "Then where's Aang?"

"Katara's been looking for him. He's still in the iceberg."

"...The Ember Island Players' iceberg?"

"The Ember Island Players' extremely accurate and well-researched iceberg."

The Fire Prince stares at Hakoda's son. The Fire Prince stares at Hakoda. The Fire Prince flips his duck around to face himself, then starts shaking it. "Give me a less stupid reality."

QUACK, protests the duck, with a burst of accompanying immolation that does nothing to dissuade the prince.

"Sorry, buddy," soothes his son, "you were always in the stupid reality. Remember the frozen frogs?"

Quack, says the duck, as if in confirmation.

[eriquin]

Tag preservation because @muffinlance's tags always include a whole nother chapter of the fic:

#Lu Ten at the front lines: oh how cute I got a letter from baby Zuko <3<3<3#dad look at this letter from Zuko <3<3<3#dad he got his hands on the Fire Lord’s seal isn’t that adorable <3<3<3#Iroh staring at official courtly letterhead and his nephew’s new titles in the head scribe's hand: ...#Lu Ten: I’m gonna squish his little cheeks when we get home#Iroh who’s just gotten to the part ordering their immediate and complete retreat: …#Lu Ten: <3<3<3<3<3<3#avatar the last airbender#atla#zuko

[byjove]

Someone mentioned how they were having a hard time creating a world for their fantasy fiction geographically because they kept reinventing the island of Britain, which also happened to my good close enemy George R. R. Martin. I would like to suggest North Carolina. I know that sounds absolutely ridiculous but North Carolina has an awesome geographic setup for a fantasy kingdom, I think. Inhospitable barrier islands, constantly shifting shoals in the sound, swamps with alligators, venomous snakes and carnivorous plants, lots of very flat and somewhat sparsely populated farmland, foothills, mines, mountains full of mysterious phenomenon that were originally very difficult to navigate and people still get lost in today. It kind of rocks.

[the-ice-queen-623]

AND VENUS FLYTRAPS ARE NATIVE TO THE CAROLINAS!

[byjove]

There are actually 36 carnivorous plant species native to North Carolina, roughly half of all carnivorous plant species in the United States are found in North Carolina! I added the carnivorous plant detail because that’s something I love about the state. We have so many fucking bugs that the plants keep evolving to eat them.

I love that giant man eating Venus flytraps are worldbuilding staples in untamed tropical fantasy settings but they’re actually native to a small region in the Carolinas.

[byjove]

And I agree with the notes, the Chesapeake Bay + Great Dismal Swamp (partially in NC anyway) and the South Carolina Lowcountry would be good geographic additions to this.

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

[xenobotanist]

[61below]

Filing this in my memory right next to this thread:

[flowerbleedme]

is anyone imagining a dog with a propeller hat on