Vampire Jubilee,,

Romeo! X-(Wo)Men enjoyer

[dick-the3rd]

Thinking about the time the entire batfamily accidentally came across the same body

Just them sharing one brain cell <3

[jasmancer]

snikt sibling antics pt 1 million

[xmen-blue]

how i imagine different x-men would react to being handed jubilee‘s baby (shogo) to look after for a few minutes at the hellfire gala:

rogue: gives him to remy

remy: talks and sings to him in french

warren: let’s him stroke his wings

emma: holds him as far away from her expensive outfit as possible

scott: cradles him and let’s him poke him

logan: he somehow ends up on his head

bobby: feeds him ice cubes

kurt: plays hide-and-seek

gabby: babbles right back at him

jean: tries to telepathically soothe him

cuckoos: play rock-paper-scissors for who has to hold him

quentin: hands him right back

kitty: tells him a dulled-down x-men adventure

ororo: creates wind for him to play in

hank: tries to convince him not to chew his fur

[xmen-blue]

how i imagine different x-men would react to being handed jubilee‘s baby (shogo) to look after for a few minutes at the hellfire gala pt 2:

cable: gets distracted and completely loses him

pixie: silently fuming that because it derails her evening plans but looks after shogo anyway

glob: has armor hold him so not to get wax on him because it’s probably bad for babies

betsy: tries to hide him from the cameras

erik: cradles him awkwardly to save face because he should be an expert on kids by now

charles: also holds him awkwardly to save face but telepathically puts him to sleep

alex: tries to keep him away from the hellions

sam: is a baby expert and shogo doesn’t want to let him go when jubilee comes back

manon: makes him cry

maxime: uses his powers to calm him down and then just keeps him in his line of sight

[autisticjubilee]

I love the variety in the blonde Marvel women <3

[autisticjubilee]

Rogue She/They user real

[autisticjubilee]

[pencilscratchins]

The Hellions, shopping for a gift for Emma Frost: We need a platinum necklace, inlaid with only the finest of diamonds, and we should also probably buy her shoes. The New Mutants, shopping for a gift for Magneto: *slaps down 20$ on the counter* GIVE US THE UGLIEST FUCKIN HANNUKKAH SWEATER MONEY CAN BUY.

a students only as good as their teacher is what they tell me!

[xmen-blue]

welcome to a roguegambit serotonin dump

[autisticjubilee]

The Cuckoos making fun of their collective boyfriend is so funny to me

[autisticjubilee]

Something about Esme just peeking over his shoulder brings me joy

[autisticjubilee]

I wanna see Emma Frost interact with a baby. I just KNOW she would pick it up wrong

[autisticjubilee]

HER FACE shes so fun

[autisticjubilee]

Im obsessed with how Emma Frost and Spiderman interact in X-Men 2010