Don’t expect much from me

I’m just an autistic nerd who likes to research too much into things, sometimes I might post. I also do RPs though I prefer doing it on Discord but I’m happy to do something here on tumblr

[nixcraft]

A boy can dream, can't he?

[artsekey]

Hey, so if you have Windows 11 installed and have been losing your mind over the fact that you can't find your own files because Windows is now prioritizing internet search results first, you can fix it by following this guide:

How to Disable Windows Web Search and Speed Up Your PC

Stop the OS from pulling up web results when you just want files and apps.

As someone with over 900 GB of intentionally and properly named files on her computer (I do a lot of digital art and digital media work that requires high-volume files that function off of dependencies), this feature was making me furious. I followed the above instructions and can confirm that the method outlined solves the problem.

[banrionceallach]

I have just tried this, it works and the explanation how to do it was so user friendly and clearly laid out.

[berylian]

10 and 11 are also kinda secretly adding Windows Copilot to your computer when you're not looking. Even without software updates. You can follow this guide to disable Copilot

How to disable Copilot in Windows 11

Completely disable Copilot in Windows 11 in just a few simple steps.

The guide uses a program called gpedit (group policy editor), if you can't find it on your computer, follow this guide to install/enable it, and remember to always run as administrator:

Run these commands in command prompt.

Win + Q

Search: command prompt

Right-click > Run as admin

Copy, paste, and enter these commands:

FOR %F IN ("%SystemRoot%\servicing\Packages\Microsoft-Windows-GroupPolicy-ClientTools-Package~*.mum") DO ( DISM /Online /NoRestart /Add-Package:"%F" )

FOR %F IN ("%SystemRoot%\servicing\Packages\Microsoft-Windows-GroupPolicy-ClientExtensions-Package~*.mum") DO ( DISM /Online /NoRestart /Add-Package:"%F" )

Test it by opening Win + R

Type: gpedit.msc

See if it opens

[willgrahamscock]

I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

[part-time-zombie]

Exactly! It's freaking annoying when I want to watch movies but I would have to subscribe to like 24 different services . Just to watch the shows that I like.

[someones-here-for-sure]

Oh and wouldn’t it be nice for cartoons? Just anything animated. I just wanna stream things without getting conned. Must I be cartoonless forever?

[tinypaperwindmill]

i like using streaming apps but there are waaaay too many and they're all stealing my data .i wish there was a secure and organized way to have millions of shows and movies available one one app. but alas. we've truly gone full circle back to cable + now it spies on you. its a real shame. i dont want to fill my device storage with tons of boring and stupid cash grabs.

[quarsonist]

i know, it's so annoying for everything to be paid nowadays, especially movies and tv shows. it would be perfect if i could watch them without getting infected by some virus or some shit. i'm fine with ads, they gotta run themselves somehow, but i want to watch stuff and .live! if they have to use different domains i'm okay with that too, because free media is .top dog either way.

[shadowsfavlatina]

for mobile users, it especially sucks, because you can't just use websites and you have to not only pay, but you have to download a billion apps just to find what the thing you wanna watch is on. it doesn't help that the streaming services take up...so much space. so much.

[cyber-corp]

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

[cyber-corp]

i know what i’m doing dw

[cyber-corp]

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

[cyber-corp]

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

[cyber-corp]

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

[cyber-corp]

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

[pluto-officially]

You're failing.

[cyber-corp]

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

[communist-mannyfesto]

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

[cyber-corp]

?????

[enigma-system03]

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

[cyber-corp]

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

[cyber-corp]

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

[cyber-corp]

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

[legionoftuna]

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

[cyber-corp]

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

[cyber-corp]

wrong.

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

[cyber-corp]

FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN

[taco-bee]

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

[cyber-corp]

OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE

ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)

POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE

HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE

APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE

KRATOS: GOD OF WAR

HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE

APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE

[boxxed-juice]

ares is the god of war, not kratos

[cyber-corp]

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

[ironwoman359]

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

[mysticalblue09]

It just keeps going. Hey op, would like a shovel to dig that grave a little bit faster?

[cyber-corp]

*yelling out from 12 foot hole* NO THANK YOU

[6qubed]

I'm personally offended that you didn't mention Hestia, given how many times I've mentioned her on this post alone, as well as the obvious fact that Hestia is Bestia™

[imsopopfly]

I’m absolutely DYING at the mix up between Zeus and Odin. Can you imagine those two switching places?

[cyber-corp]

MAN FUCJING WHATEVER. LIGHTNING BOYS

[autisticwriterfromfileisland]

…you know Odin also isn’t a lightning god, right? His whole thing is all seeing knowledge and stuff after gouging out his eye. You’re thinking of Thor being the lightning boy. The big guy with the fancy gloves, fancy belt, and thunder hammer.

[autisticwriterfromfileisland]

This feels like a more advertising focused version of Nosedive from Series 3 of Black Mirror…and way more potentially real to boot.

[hashtagloveloses]

should you delete twitter and get bluesky? (or just get a bluesky in general)? here's what i've found:

yes. my answer was no before bc the former CEO of twitter who also sucked, jack dorsey, was on the board, but he left as of may 2024, and things have gotten a lot better. also a lot of japanese and korean artists have joined

don't delete your twitter. lock your account, use a service to delete all your tweets, delete the app off of your phone, and keep your account/handle so you can't be impersonated.

get a bluesky with the same handle, even if you won't use it, also so you won't be impersonated.

get the sky follower bridge extension for chrome or firefox. you can find everyone you follow on twitter AND everyone you blocked so you don't have to start fresh: https://skyfollowerbridge.com/

learn how to use its moderation tools (labelers, block lists, NSFW settings) so you can immediately cut out the grifters, fascists, t*rfs, AI freaks, have the NSFW content you want to see if you so choose, and moderate for triggers. here's a helpful thread with a lot of tools.

the bluesky phone app is pretty good, but there is also tweetdeck for bluesky, called https://deck.blue/ on desktop, if you miss tweetdeck.

bluesky has explicitly stated they do not use your data to train generative AI, which is nice to hear from an up and coming startup. obviously we can’t trust these companies and please use nightshade and glaze, but it’s good to hear.

[freshcuntgrass]

As a Bluesky elder (derogatory) (no you will not find me), it's important that you all know several other things about Bluesky.

We collectively bullied Jack Dorsey off the site because he was upset that we wanted moderation tools to limit racism, transphobia, etc. Now the moderation tools are powerful and we use them extensively. There have been bumps along the way, but... lol. lmao, even

The site has long been run by strange transgender people over 30. The user base expands, but they are the heart of it. More websites, organizations, systems of government, and other things of that nature should be organized thusly.

The first and most famous meme on the site was a sexy picture of Alf whose hog everybody wanted to see. When people say Alf Hog, this is what they're referring to. Multiple sitting congressional representatives are explicitly aware of Alf Hog.

Posts are called skeets. You will learn to accept this.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

DELETE TWITTER

FUCK ELON

[mythicreature]

Danganronpa Plane Chart... 2!!!!!!!

i thought it'd be fun to expand and improve upon this cursed chart :)

again, Ten Hour Flight. Food and drink is free. No one can exchange seats with anyone.

Where are you sitting?

The previous chart here!

Danganronpa Plane Chart

You are on a 10-hour flight. Food and drink are already paid for. - Junko keeps throwing shit at Makoto (seat 3 is in the crossfire) - Nag

[autisticwriterfromfileisland]

11. There is zero contest. Gundham’s chill when he isn’t in darkest demon Chuuni mode and Himiko’s likely to fall asleep mid-flight. But to whoever said 8 in the comments…you need help. Stat.

[ghoulilocks]

my dork ass after hearing about pokemon legends z:

valerie descendant???? 👀👀👀

my dork ass remembering Valerie is from Johto:

[autisticwriterfromfileisland]

Ah don’t be too sad. Remember, we got ancestors of characters like Clay, Maxie, Archie, Wally, and Alder in Legends: Arceus. So Valerie might have a chance

[hellofriendhawke]

If anyone was wanting the shapeshifter line-up with who's imagined version is whose. Explanation below for anyone who disagrees lol

Chilchuk has the weirdest views of everyone. Though Laios being super tall makes sense, his view of Marcille is affected by how he sees elves in general so she has this weird cringey D&D classic look. His version of Senshi has to be the handsome one because we know it's not Marcille's version (shes the only one who doesn't find Senshi handsome) and it's not Laios's because they state in the episode that the Senshi without the helmet indents are Laios's version.

Senshi's imagined version are are soft, babier versions of the real version. His version of Marcille has the worst spellbook because unlike Laios (who does know some magic) Senshi knows nothing about magic and doesn't care to.

Marcille's versions of Chilchuk and Senshi are pretty close actually. Her Laios is easy to spot because all it wants is to eat monsters and it looks stupid. Her Senshi and Chilchuk get outed because she doesn't understand their jobs and skillsets very well (senshi's equipment and chilchuck sitting on the box)

Laios's version are quickly outed by little visual details he tends to over look, not having the indents on Senshi's helmet and Chilchuk having a scarf. Similarly, Marcille doesn't have her hair braided but what gets her outed was the real Marcille's lack of awareness. I really like how this shows Laios doesn't notice a lot of physical attributes of people but understands a lot about how people work.

I really love this part of Dungeon Meshi and how you get to see how they view each other and how that affects their interactions.

[autisticwriterfromfileisland]

Sorry to tell you but you got the Marcilles wrong. Senshi’s the one that saw Marcille as that Elder Scrolls looking Mogcille because he’s basically been raised to think elves look weird and terrible. And the Laioses too since the tall one is how Marcille sees him cause she only knew Falin and thought he’d look like her, and Chilchuck knows Laios the most so he knows how much of an absolute nut case he is.

[hellofriendhawke]

aw man thanks for reblogging this! I didn't know there was a canon explanation.

[autisticwriterfromfileisland]

It’s no problem. You were pretty spot on with the rest of them though so your deductive skills are definitely solid.

[hellofriendhawke]

If anyone was wanting the shapeshifter line-up with who's imagined version is whose. Explanation below for anyone who disagrees lol

Chilchuk has the weirdest views of everyone. Though Laios being super tall makes sense, his view of Marcille is affected by how he sees elves in general so she has this weird cringey D&D classic look. His version of Senshi has to be the handsome one because we know it's not Marcille's version (shes the only one who doesn't find Senshi handsome) and it's not Laios's because they state in the episode that the Senshi without the helmet indents are Laios's version.

Senshi's imagined version are are soft, babier versions of the real version. His version of Marcille has the worst spellbook because unlike Laios (who does know some magic) Senshi knows nothing about magic and doesn't care to.

Marcille's versions of Chilchuk and Senshi are pretty close actually. Her Laios is easy to spot because all it wants is to eat monsters and it looks stupid. Her Senshi and Chilchuk get outed because she doesn't understand their jobs and skillsets very well (senshi's equipment and chilchuck sitting on the box)

Laios's version are quickly outed by little visual details he tends to over look, not having the indents on Senshi's helmet and Chilchuk having a scarf. Similarly, Marcille doesn't have her hair braided but what gets her outed was the real Marcille's lack of awareness. I really like how this shows Laios doesn't notice a lot of physical attributes of people but understands a lot about how people work.

I really love this part of Dungeon Meshi and how you get to see how they view each other and how that affects their interactions.

[autisticwriterfromfileisland]

Sorry to tell you but you got the Marcilles wrong. Senshi’s the one that saw Marcille as that Elder Scrolls looking Mogcille because he’s basically been raised to think elves look weird and terrible. And the Laioses too since the tall one is how Marcille sees him cause she only knew Falin and thought he’d look like her, and Chilchuck knows Laios the most so he knows how much of an absolute nut case he is.

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

obsessed w james somerton saying that he blacked out every time he failed to cite his sources like he’s the dr jekyll/mr hyde of plagiarism

[autisticwriterfromfileisland]

The funny thing about that statement is that Hyde wasn’t even a split personality. Hyde was just a biological mask Jekyll made so that he had a semi-anonymous name to hide behind while doing immoral acts…knowing Somerton, he’d absolutely believe that Dr Jekyll actually was a tortured man being abused by Mr Hyde (or Mrs Hyde rather considering his misogyny).

[burningexeter]

I have an entire fully fleshed out idea for a second Ben 10 reboot that is not only done in the same visual styles of the first three shows but also is a female-led TRILOGY of shows focusing on Gwen, Charmcaster, Sandra etc.

It's called the "Where The Magic Happens" Trilogy.

[burningexeter]

Here are five different pieces of trivia about the "Where The Magic Happens" Trilogy:

• The first introduction of Charmcaster is when she disguises herself or shapeshifts into Sandra to trick Gwen into letting her into her room that Gwen locked herself in and after revealing who she truly is, she decapitates Gwen with her sharp, purple nails.

• In this trilogy, it's Sandra Tennyson who's revealed to be a witch as well and even though she's not related by blood, that's where Gwen got her powers from. It's then revealed in the second series - the AF one - that due to a horrible freak accident, Gwen was accidentally decapitated at birth and her mother Natalie turned to Sandra to help her resurrect her newborn child. That's where Gwen's powers came from as it turns out.

• Also in this trilogy, with the exceptions of Gwen and Charmcaster, the other leads have either a secret to hide or turn out to have secrets - not only is Sandra revealed to be a witch just like Gwen and Charmcaster but also Gwen's parents know of Gwen's abilities and sent her to her Aunt Sandra for the summer so she could teach and train her now that her powers are to be awakened, Gwen's cousin in law Camille Mann, Gwen's teacher Ms. Rachel Carmondy and Gwen's principal Elena Validus are all revealed to be aliens with Rachel's real name being "Xylene" and last but not least Julie Yamamato's mother is revealed to be a retired CIA alien hunter.

• Even though it will never be stated directly since stupid representation is all that matters to morons on Cartoon Twitter and Cartoon Reddit, it will be heavily implied that all of the leads - Gwen, Charmcaster, Sandra, Xylene, Camille, Julie and Elena - are bi with Gwen and Charmcaster being hinted at becoming a couple at the very end of the third series.

• Also, it will be heavily implied through references and easter eggs to the events of other media ranging from movies, other TV shows and video games that the trilogy takes place in a retroactive shared universe for world-building and to show that there's way more to this already insane world than what's going on with Gwen, Charmcaster and the ready of the gang. For example, they'll be a passing reference to the 2008 Monster Attack in New York City.

[transwiththeplans]

this is the most half assed story ive ever seen, did you spend more than 5 minutes thinking about this

"how...can gwen be...magic...DECAPITATION..."

[autisticwriterfromfileisland]

I’m very much inclined to agree with you. The whole concept is held together with hastily applied scotch tape and doesn’t match anything from the original series. Was it really that hard to just expand on Friedkin University with a Lucky Girl storyline taking notes from the Amazing Spider-Man classic comics?

[animentality]

[autisticwriterfromfileisland]

This is Violent Night erasure and I will not stand it.

[mac-darf]

Here's my single hottest Marvel/ Spider-Man take.

Venom has been perfected by the Tom Hardy movies

When I was a kid, I liked Venom because "Oh he's a scary Monster alien who looks like Spider-Man". I liked the character the same way I like an evil clone. Not as his own person.

Then Venom came out, and I loved him. He was a relatable loser. People bitched about it, but then I went back and looked... Venom originally was a relatable hunky loser. Venom is a himbo. That's how personality. A loveable goofball with cannibalism issues and an alien boyfriend. That's what he is and he works best that way.

The Venom movies, while not being perfect, imho, have perfectly captured the characters of Venom and Eddie.

Then you have bullshit like Spider-Man 3 and Sony's Insomniac's Marvel's Spider-Man 2 where... He's just a scary monster man. With no personality other than "look out its evil Spider-Man". But like. If you guys want an evil monster who looks like Venom and has no morals... Carnage exists? But nah. They'd rather character assassinate a himbo then to let an actual serial killer be used in a super hero story. It's fucked up.

[randomthefox]

And that's when they even let venom BE Eddie -_-

Like seriously. I knew they were just gonna have venom be Harry in spiderman 2. But I'm still annoyed they just had venom be Harry in spiderman 2.

[mac-darf]

My current theory is Spider-Man 3 ruined everything for Eddie. That movie wasn't, very good. A large amount of complaints were about how Eddie was under developed and how Harry was underutilized. A common fan "rewrite" idea was to remove Eddie and make Harry Venom (instead of New Goblin or whatever). This idea actually would've worked in that movie, but Marvel seems to have learned the wrong lesson.

Now, in every cartoon (at least as far as I recall) released after Spider-Man 3, Harry is Venom. Then there's this new game where Harry is Venom too. The only place where Eddie is Venom outside the comics, is the Sony made movies.

Because Marvel gave up on Eddie outside the comics as soon as the bad reviews for Spider-Man 3 started.

[autisticwriterfromfileisland]

I mean I’d say Insomniac Venom is more than that since he’s defined by Harry but I get what you mean. Like, Venom himself wasn’t anything too special back when he debuted but once the Lethal Protector comics started running, that’s when the Eddie everyone loves began to form, the Eddie that’s learning to try and let go of his insanely murderous and petty grudge on Peter to focus on being a “hero” in his own kinda “eating people’s brains” way and dealing with his slime partner. Hell, the issue with Spider-Man 3’s Venom was because he got shoehorned in without much attempt to make him fit naturally (thanks for nothing, studio execs) but saving that Venom for Spider-Man 4 could have been useful in figuring out how to make him work.

[detectivenyx]

i am absolutely the kind of person to lock myself in my room and spend the next 28 hours going through the Danganronpa 2/Resident Evil crossover game and god do i have a lot of thoughts, but here's some memes instead

obviously my favourite chapter was peko's that's just who i am, heehee starting sword go weeeeeee

[autisticwriterfromfileisland]

Eh…I thought Peko’s chapter was pretty good but honestly, I’d have to say Nekomaru’s chapter was my favourite. Especially when he managed to overpower the mutating influence of the B-Virus and becoming Mechamaru by absorbing the remains of Kazuichi’s drones from his boss fight. I felt like that was a great sort of climax to his character arc and a nice nod to the original game’s Mechamaru thing.

[detectivenyx]

nekomaru had a really good chapter in terms of story, and once you got going as mechamaru it was pretty sweet (reminded me a bit of Piers' bit in re6 - guilty pleasure game lol), but while i was excited to play a character who looked like he could take more than 5 hits (esp. after sonia's section since she'd already lied to the group and she could barely take two hits before she needed one of the valuable red herbs), it a. did kill the survival horror vibe a bit (granted, by the 3rd act it was almost gone, and playing the nigh-unstoppable tank nekomaru even before mechamaru was the last nail in the coffin), and b. was a bit too similar in terms of gameplay to several other characters, just that you could go a few more rounds in close quarters with a zombie without needing a herb.

[autisticwriterfromfileisland]

I suppose if you’re looking for survival horror, Mikan’s chapter is probably your best bet what with the fact that even with the hand grenades, you’re still in an enclosed space in the hospital so you might risk getting yourself caught in the explosion so you’d have to conserve your ammo. Plus those grenades are especially useful against the Siren Ibuki fight what with the loud explosions drowning out her sonic screams and disorienting her enough to keep her from screeching at you while you’re sabotaging the stage supports.

[detectivenyx]

i am absolutely the kind of person to lock myself in my room and spend the next 28 hours going through the Danganronpa 2/Resident Evil crossover game and god do i have a lot of thoughts, but here's some memes instead

obviously my favourite chapter was peko's that's just who i am, heehee starting sword go weeeeeee

[autisticwriterfromfileisland]

Eh…I thought Peko’s chapter was pretty good but honestly, I’d have to say Nekomaru’s chapter was my favourite. Especially when he managed to overpower the mutating influence of the B-Virus and becoming Mechamaru by absorbing the remains of Kazuichi’s drones from his boss fight. I felt like that was a great sort of climax to his character arc and a nice nod to the original game’s Mechamaru thing.

[wolfsteax]

what could have been,,,

[autisticwriterfromfileisland]

The Kaido accusations will not quit with this man

[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[inkvoices]

Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella

[inkvoices]

21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

[lightningladybug]

adding the Doctors Without Borders one

[inkvoices]

I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!

24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children

25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard

26. Haunted house

27. Shark hero was about to go rogue

28. Grandma lives in the woods comic

29. A Different Aftermath comic

30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)

31. It’s A Date comic

32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay

33. Narrative Town

34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic

35. Robot Apocalypse

36. The Statues That Do Not Weather

37. Kushiel

38. Tooth Fairy

39. Alien abduction

40. Felonious wish-granting

41. When humans met actual space orcs

42. Space cousins

[dannnnnnnnnnnnex]

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