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Gillian Anderson being an agent of chaos while filming The X-Files | bloopers/behind-the-scenes compilation

#tag yourself i'm a 4 inch eighteen gauge FUCK

The X-Files: S02E25 (Anasazi) | GIF Request: "I need to know one more thing, Mulder."

#its giving: guilty puppy who got into something he shouldn't have + his worried owner mentally calculating the next vet bill

justexactlywhatareyouimplying

The X-Files Bloopers: Fight The Future (1998) | S08E13 (Per Manum) | S06E03 (Triangle) | Gillian Anderson sneezing instead of saying her lines

#she's just like me fr bc i will also have an allergic reaction when men ask me questions

its-sweet-like-cinnamon

X-FILES Duane Barry || 02.05

#just add water to your Mulder and watch him go from 🦭 to 🦔 in record time!!

iconicscullyoutfits

she is a human tragedy.

#i like to think she got a few little forehead kisses to make her feel better about this #at least #her happy little grin #poor bb girl #we love whimsy!Scully in this house #the yellow powder on her face reminds me of the time my cat got into a bag of tumeric (purring happily of course)

bedeliadumaurier

Romantic Love as a concept didn’t exist until Fox Mulder invented it when he dragged his recently-shot-in-the-head ass all the way to Antarctica to save his partner Dana Scully from an alien virus in The X Files: Fight the Future (1998)

#“recently-shot-in-the-head ass”#character description of all time

rosenkranz-isnt-dead

sorry for xfiles posting on main again, but it's just endlessly amusing to me how chris carter, the most christian man alive except for maybe the pope, cast two of the world's horniest individuals on his show, and told them "your characters are never allowed to fuck under any circumstances. ever." so in response to that they were like. hmm but what if this scene where they check each other for alien worms is soo sexually charged. and and what if. they make this real intense eye contact over a corpse. also can we maybe film a makeout session just for kicks

rosenkranz-isnt-dead

the year is 1993. you turn on your tv to watch an episode of this promising new show about aliens and liver-eating mutants. it seems like John Carpenter's The Thing is what awaits these gorgeous people this week. you pop a forkful of casserole into your mouth, watching as today's guest stars die horrifically on screen. then suddenly-

your casserole gone cold and forgotten, you feel, inexplicably, as though you've just witnessed two people fuck raw on a procedural show.

#i mean like pls we all knew the backs of the necks were simply a physical metaphor #i do wonder what the directions given here were because like... I doubt CC was behind this #but GA and DD knew exactly what they were doing #if anything they prob did 17 increasingly p0rnographic takes before CC threw his hands in the air & went: “you know what? fine. print it.”

actual-changeling

some scully headcanons that i love and would kill chris carter

she owns a leather jacket and used to drive a motorcycle

she visits bars when she's especially pissed off after a long day of work and smokes in dark alleys behind them with hot women to complain about the men in their lives

maybe they also make out sometimes. for fun. and because i say so.

she prefers comfortable clothes and would never fucking wear business clothes at home (seriously cc????)

she's neither a cat nor a dog person but sometimes an animal Appears in her life and she always goes "if anything happens to you, i will kill everyone in this room and then myself"

she's better with teenagers than small kids and occasionally volunteers at different youth centres

she's comfortable with her body. she likes to have sex sometimes (with both women and men but more women) and then never see that person again. the narrative does not punish her for being sexual

during college she occasionally smoked weed with missy

in the summer during especially hot nights she sometimes turns off her phone entirely and (illegally) sits on the roof of her building with a bucket of cold beer, music, and a book she won't read anyway

in later seasons she sometimes takes a sick day or two just because she does not want to go to work and do nothing instead

she can drink most men under the table without breaking a sweat

she regularly sees a therapist (not that one) and is on medication

after being cured of cancer, she struggled with chronic pain for a while and sometimes still does

i don't think this needs saying but she's bisexual.

#i also headcanon (f)bi Scully #and hell yes to all of these #although... as if she could take a sick day without Mulder showing up at her apt like SCULLLAAY ARE YOU OKAY WHAT HAPPENED

katherinechris

#re: lipstick gate #given that the news of her divorce had hit the press like literally that day/the day before #and women in the public eye generally were (and still are) raked over the coals when a marriage falls apart in private #and given how the press was (and still is) always chomping at the bit to talk about their chemistry #i think it's remotely plausible someone (or someones) said: “hey.. you know what would REALLY get them talking about something else?”#and i mean....... it worked because look we're still talking about it lmao

mulders-slutty-black-turtleneck

User @/phannibal posted this here already but turned of reblogs but the people need to remember what could have been

We were robbed

#a devastating loss tbh #but Carter and Spotnitz may have saved an entire generation of young queers from spontaneously combusting so i mean at least there's that #since we know Scully has a belly button ring by S7 I now have a head canon that this deleted scene was the catalyst for that decision #and perhaps happened pretty soon after #a piercing she gets for her (a way to reclaim her body perhaps) that the Bureau - and Mulder - doesn't need to know about #caveat on that last one: .....for now

dancinque3n

I was pretty hooked on The X-Files like five minutes into the pilot episode, but once I watched Ice I knew it was gonna be the only thing living in my brain for the foreseeable future (and I was right)

#ice ice baby #it's quite a common experience op

boglove

i think it’s unrealistic that scully and mulder didn’t say fuck more often

#the deleted f-bomb scene in FTF is my roman empire #sometimes when i have a bad day i watch the cut version of that clip and my day gets better #let scully say fuck

blacksvgar

THE X-FILES — 03x11

#she must be so concerned for his health every time he does this

sculderand-mully

scully: stop the tomfoolery

#that's it. that's the whole show

rarilee33

I like scully's season 4 hair however I think if you had season 4/5 mulder hair and season 2 scully hair in the same room it would be possibly too powerful