Auxilium's strange place of stuff and things

You know. Things and stuff.

[pr1nceshawn]

The Stages of Not Leaving Your Apartment.

[carldangerous]

I FEEL VICTIMIZED

[sweetpearportal]

I low-key thought this was a post about quarantine…

[time-and-space-penguin]

Me too, lol! But then I realized it was made in 2017 and I was like ???

[feral-flower-child]

Wait it wasn’t about the quarantine???

[dankmemeuniversity]

[riotmlllf]

this is one of those things that you scroll past and then scroll back up thinking “wait thats hilarious”

[elvenferretots]

I miss Dungeons and Dragons just a little bit...

[theequeerstrian]

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life and also I'm mindblown that you taught him to roll a dice.

[yurukyarayakusu]

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

[chabbit]

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:

Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.

Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.

Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.

Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.

Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.

Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!

[notsomerryerry]

@noelle217

[gale-gentlepenguin]

This is adorable

[arrghigiveup]

They just posted some more!

[source]

[kradeiz]

And some more!

[eeveelution-appreciation]

You forgot these!!!

[cubonepropoganda]

I’m disappointed that these were left out

[ruinedchildhood]

[catasters]

[auxiboy]

Cat just proving which is the superior loaf

[pocketss]

it’s…. gecko gsaturday

[galoots]

God gave me basic image editing skills and a free downloadable Carl Barks font for a reason

Original Vine: (X)

[wackd-archive]

i was honestly almost convinced this was real

[thenatsdorf]

[spark1eheartemoji]

fucking

L A U N C H

[catsbeaversandducks]

By SEPHKO

[gaz042]

Wait, I’m confused. Did the cat kill someone or did she dig up a body that her owner buried?

[xantenex]

Yes

[asian]

I got bored and bought a piece of poop name “Shelly”

[frizzazz]

I like shellys glasses

[asian]

Stop roasting me it’s only Tuesday

[ruinedchildhood]

[guooey]

[treecakes]

fgfdgfgfgfh

[michuno-blog1]

Source?

[reperspectivity]

@michuno 

I believe this is from Ghost Stories. The series didn’t do too well in Japan, so when it was translated and dubbed in English, the VA studio was given a rough outline of the plot and were told to do ‘whatever’. 

They ran with that.

[shadows-ember]

She’s both…she’s a ghost AND a bitch.

[im-the-batmann]

Reblog if you’re a ghost AND a bitch

[thenatsdorf]

Wait for it.

[wordsaremylife]

WAIT. Sound ON and WAIT

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]