Doing swords and picking up drugs.

Live slow, sleep always, party yes.

[rednines]

I’m putting estrogen in the jet exhaust to crop dust the world with femtrails

[isuggestmovingtothearcticcircle]

I know a way to make this more effective

[rednines]

I love whatever the fuck you have going on

[falkreathbard]

The Morrowind Great Houses are so funny right because they're essentially just

House Telvanni: Might makes right. If someone murders you it's because you weren't trying hard enough to not be murdered. You need the power of flight to talk to anyone important because otherwise you're obviously not worthy otherwise.

House Redoran: Blood and honor are the only things that matter. We're the vanguard against the forces of evil and we live in the corpse of a giant crab. Fuck the Legion our armor is made from the bones of our ancestors.

House Hlaalu: money :)

[slygirlboy]

its awesome as fuck to have an evil castle in a bog i get to just sit in my chambers everyday and watch as the forces of good slowly sink into the mud as they try to approach

[slygirlboy]

why is the treeline rising

[slygirlboy]

SINKING SINKING SINKING

[slygirlboy]

[escuerzoresucitado]

Common tree shrew

[imsobadatnicknames2]

My favorite joke in Metalocalypse is how as the show goes on it becomes increasingly obvious they’re naming characters with the sole purpose of torturing Mark Hamill.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

It’s been almost two years since I posted this but here’s a list of the official spelling of every character he introduces here:

Dr. Gibbitz

Dr. Amon Skagerakk Fredrickshaven

Dr. Donald Gorthian

Ronald Von Momnaldberg

Dr. Natasha Nesciantskidovich

Vicenzo de Alimamala Corningston III 

Professor Jerry Gustav Mangledink

Horace Marmingblat Wimplestein, Jr.

Dr. Chazz Fazzledopenhoffer

Vater Oorlag

Dr. Milminaman-lanilim-swinwamly

Dr. Gibbitz again (but for some reason it’s spelled “Gibbetz” in the season 2 subtitles)

Melmord Fjordslorn

Dr. Ralphus Galkinsmelter

Dr. Amomolith Chesterfield

Wilmore Unduntingiminen

Dr. Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden

Dr. Imptnin Pmiltson

Dr. Tormindbind Mickmildididindnin

Dr. Krumpworth Chponglasia IV, Jr.

Dr. Borgermu Barret Swingdworth 

Dr. Richard Reinhold Rnawighiwowpj

Captain Slufgyflaysid

Dr. Bartholomew Grahsrihajul

Dr. Alsajahb Fifborgiltk 

Dr. Fsmilejera Irlelwoll 

Dr. Commander Vernmim Chuntspinkton

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Like I just love how you can pinpoint “Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden” as the exact moment the joke went from making Mark Hamill say funny but still vaguely name-shaped words to forcing that poor man to pronounce straight up keysmashes out loud.

[pocketss]

It was important to me that she puts emphasis on the TOK

[maulscrafts]

^ embroidered a net onto the front pocket of these overalls

^ shrimp in there

[ip2lb]

[scooplery]

[wolfythewitch]

can't believe i have to be the bigger person when bridges are so flammable

[the-punforgiven]

[winchysteria]

the only true ally

[horsefigureoftheday]

guys did you know there are so many good horse pictures on pinterest

[dragon-in-a-fez]

you know what really helps you locate any small paper cuts you might have forgotten you have? putting your hand in a bucket of acid. cool things I learned today

[goldenleopard34335]

Why. If I may ask. Why would you Do That

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I buy citric acid crystals in bulk and mix them with water to make a bath for cleaning aquarium equipment. and then sometimes I reach in with my bare hand to take things out because I am fundamentally the kind of person who would do that

[the-knight-was-actually-hollow]

You have. The. Dream job

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this is not my job, I just have an aquarium

[goldenleopard34335]

DO YOU HAVE FISH????

[dragon-in-a-fez]

yes that is who lives in the aquarium

[captain-price-returns]

Remarkable onboard footage from a Ukrainian Yak-52 backseat gunner shooting down Russian Shahed attack drones from an open cockpit with his rifle.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[dogpuppy]

[metaru-lee]