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#Barbie (2023)
I demonstrate the 10 types of magic ✨
Chocolate guy this, chocolate guy that.
WHEN IS TUMBLR GOING TO JOIN ME IN COLLECTIVELY LOSING OUR SHIT OVER STOP-MO GUY?
I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING STOP-MO GUY FOR YEARS AND I CONTINUE TO SCREAM AT THE CASUAL DISREGARD OF REALITY.
Don't do drugs, smuggle turtleducks instead
How to write a kiss scene
requested by: anon request: How do I write a good kiss scene? As how do I describe it? What details or words would make it good?
What goes into the writing of a kiss scene?
details to incorporate:
the sensations in their stomach, their chest, and their knees
the way their breathing changes shortly before the kiss
the feeling of the other's hands
the texture of the other's clothing
the moment they realise they've reached the point of no return
the feeling they're left with after the kiss
words to use...
... to describe the kiss:
tentative
tender
hesitant
quick
soft
gentle
delicate
languid
feathery
familiar
exploring
hungry
heated
fiery
frantic
impatient
sloppy
messy
aggressive
... to describe how they feel about the kiss:
nervous
excited
giddy
anxious
apprehensive
ambiguous
surprised
reassured
certain
confident
relieved
eager
greedy
... to show what the lips do:
exploring each other
brushing over each other
locking
devouring
touching
sealing
pressing against each other
capturing
lapping
tasting
crushing together
travelling (the other's body)
trailing (down to the other's chin)
grinning into the kiss
caressing
lingering
... to show how their body reacts:
feeling warm all over
buzzing
humming
pumping/palpitating heart
clenching lungs
joy bubbling up
tingly stomach
warm chest
burning cheeks
sweaty palms
blood rushing through their veins
... to describe what their hands are doing:
tangling in their lover's hair
wrapping their arms around their lover's neck
intertwining their fingers with their lover
resting on their lover's hips
pressing into their lover's shoulder blades
cupping their lover's cheeks
touching their lover's chin
curling their arm around their lover's waist
resting on their lover's shoulders
grabbing their lover's collar
sneaking up under their lover's shirt
brushing over their lover's bare skin
lightly squeezing their lover's butt
focus on:
the sensations instead of what's physically happening. (the protagonists might very well not know themselves what is happening exactly, but they feel very precisely)
I hope this helps <3
yesterday my date made me promise to "not talk to any random russians this time" only for me to immediately become best friends with a kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality
after i successfully taught him how to play uno via google translate i explained to him that my date's phone got stolen, prompting both the most threatening AND the most hilarious sentence ever typed into a translator:
"why did you have to promise that you won't talk to russian people in in first place" because after a certain amount of alcohol i enter a stage of inebriation my friends have dubbed "russian hour" in which the duolingo trained part of my brain takes over and i sniff out russian speaking people like a bloodhound and exitedly talk to them until i am physically dragged away.
Listen I’m a fan of the “sokka cannot handle spicy food” trope as much as the next person but I found this delightful panel in the lost adventures comic
which means there’s NOTHING that can stop sokka & zuko from scarfing down a piping hot plate of the spiciest noodles the fire nation has to offer lady and the tramp style. truly obsessed with the implications.
I need y'all to understand something, Arizona tea came out in 1992, same size, same 99¢ price, that has not changed in THIRTY YEARS in spite of inflation. They only recently got to the point that costs became a problem for that price point and even still the CEO refused to change the price. If the price had stayed exactly in lockstep with inflation it would cost $2.03 today.
They're only having problems because their suppliers are increasing costs.
This is one of the most amazing examples there is of the fact that inflation as a metric is utter bullshit. Companies are seeing that number and choosing to raise their prices because everyone else is, and companies that recognize it as bullshit and choose to price ethically take the fall for it as their suppliers take away their profits. The actual change in cost to make a soft drink from farm to factory to retail has ONLY changed because some people in that process are collecting more process based on an economic measurement that is designed to fail and make excuses to raises prices.
IN THIS HOUSE WE RESPECT ARIZONA TEA
Okay agreed but I am DEEPLY offended you reminded me that I'm nearly 30....😅😅
i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars
I’m sorry what
you heard me
#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW
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OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?
kinda, yeah
@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed
That logo looks familiar.
WHAT
OH MY GOD
We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time.
If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.
This entire thing is great
you guys aren’t real people btw. you are your icon. ‘that’s not what i look like’ yes it is .
I am ember island aang. You cannot tell me otherwise😅😅
short for...
Y'all. Wtf did I just watch😂😂😂😂😂😂 it's fantastic
post war sokka and zuko grow their hair out to match suki's length and they all form a band together called suki and the bobs. zuko is still fire lord but only as a side gig while the band is his real passion. sometimes if sokka or zuko is busy hakoda will sub in because he is a multi-instrumentalist but more importantly also has the same haircut. aang has a standing invitation to join them on stage with a tambourine, background vocals, and a lil dance, as long as he wears a wig. katara's not the biggest fan of their music but she's a big fan of them so she runs their merch sales. toph, after she has dabbled in ticket scalping, finds her true calling is security, which as far as she is concerned means standing in front of stages and pushing people away by the face. azula takes it upon herself to be their agent/manager and her entire strategy is just to start beef with chong's band because she hates their asses (and that's something she and sokka bond over). uncle sells their ep at his teashop.
Aang: I talked to Zuko today, apparently he and Mai broke up.
Sokka: oh that’s awful
Aang: Sokka, you’re smiling
Sokka: am I? Hmm
imagine banning woman boobs only to blast every user of your website with non stop ball shaving ads
If you don't believe male victims get the fuck off my blog
zuko definitely shouldve been allowed to drop just one f-bomb in atla…i think he deserves it.
thats fucking rough, buddy.
did jet just fucking die?
[id: the first ten images are screenshots of comments from the above post they reads as follows: “how can you possibly fucking justify a duel with a child” “why am I so fucking bad at being good” “I don’t need any fucking tea” “my fucking honor“ “that’s what all fucking tea is” “the scar is not on the wrong fucking side” “I’m never fucking happy” “I must find the fucking avatar“ “that’s fucked up buddy” and “it’s just hot rucking leaf juice”. the last image is a tumblr tag that reads “I think the moral here is the Zuni needs a lot more than one”/end id]
Having toddlers is such a wild ride because sometimes they pick you tiny bouquets of flowers and say I love you so much! and other times they wake up before you and rip the insulator strip off of your oven door.
This😂😂😭😭 send help. My children have made me lose my mind😂😂
im sorry but writing enemies to lovers on ao3 is so fucking funny. one of them will go a whole paragraph saying how much they hate, absolutely despise, have genuine burning contempt for the other and we’re all here knowing damn well that enemies to lovers tag is just sat there. like we already know what’s coming bro you’re just embarrassing yourself
the appeal of enemies to lovers though is less “oh will they ever get together?” and more “at what exact point does he go from wanting to kill the bitch to the oh in italics?”
followed by the
oh no