If you could use one word to describe Satan, it would be gentle. Lesser demons (and maybe even his own brothers) would call you insane for saying so, but the truth was there for anyone to see, if they would just look. Wrath, as destructive as it may seem at first glance, was passion, and the green-eyed ‘monster’ you deemed your closest friend was full of it. And within the throes of his devotion, there was gentleness. Gentleness in the way he handed you his precious tomes, trusting you with its safekeeping. Gentleness in how he talked about his favorite furry friends. Gentleness in the way he looked at you, eyes filled with all things kind and good in the world.
How ironic, for you to see nothing but benevolence in the being borne from grief, and pain, and violence. But people seem to forget he was born out of love, too. (After all, are grief and love not the same side of a coin?) Love for the sister he never got to meet, love for his brothers whom he pretends to hate, love for the people held so dear you would start a war to protect them. That love was what drew you to him. A demon so full of passion and sorrow that you couldn’t help but be intrigued.
You didn’t always think so affectionately of Wrath, you will admit. The day you first truly met him, you were terrified of him. You genuinely thought you would (and most likely, you would have if not for Lucifer’s interference) die. A refused pact would have led to your demise. (And oh, dearest fourth-born, would you really give up your life to spite the eldest? Or was it because you didn’t think your life was your own?)
It wasn’t until the body-swapping incident with Satan and his most despised brother that the two of you began to grow close. (For how could he not follow the one who made him realize with a gentle strength that he is no one’s but his own; not but a broken off piece of a soul’s rage, but a being strong and deserving of being the fourth brother?) It turned out that Wrath itself had a weakness, and he was in no way loathe to admit it. It only took a stray alley cat for your bond to begin to grow. Cat treats and makeshift toys began to take place in your pockets, and you swear you’ve never seen a more beautiful sight than Wrath’s gentle smile.
Your thirst for knowledge in the strange new world you were dropped in was also a growing factor in your relationship. The day he lent you a book from his own personal library was a day you would never forget. A milestone of trust, and the day a funny feeling took hold in your chest.
Hangouts went from every few weeks, to every few days, to the point where you could not find one without the other nearby. The two of you were attached at the hip (much to the other brothers’ dismay), and maybe that’s when you started to recognize the buzzing affection within you.
Love had taken root in your heart with, and grew, grew, grew until there was no space left to fill. Your days felt brighter and the color green colored your vision when you closed your eyes. (you had never felt so full of warmth before him. You never wanted this feeling to stop.) Every thought you had now consisted of the boy you fell for, kind, sweet, gentle. (You shamefully wondered what it would be like to be within the throes of passion with your blonde (imaginary) lover. You could never look at him in the eyes the days after, and a certain lust filled strawberry blond would taunt you with a smirk and knowing eyes much to your dismay.) There was no room for the burning anger you used to hold for the hellish situation you had been thrown into by a certain prince. Only love. Kind, gentle, love.
If only there wasn’t enough space left for the fear and doubt that overshadowed your courage.
There was no questioning that you were bathing in your love for the fourth Avatar of Sin; Wrath had stolen your heart and you had blissfully let him. What you doubted was if those feelings were reciprocated or not. And if they were, just how much love did the blond hold for you the way you held for him? (Oceans worth, love. He would challenge God himself if he had to in order to keep loving you.) You cherished the friendship the two of you had built from the ground up, and the possibility of ruining it with unrequited feelings froze you with fear. You were only human, at the end of the day. And Satan was the fourth born brother, Avatar of Sin. He was Wrath, and love, and passion; ethereal, beautiful, gentle.(your bond deeper than the depths of Tartarus, you misjudge him, darling. Could you not see how he adored you so?)
So, you decide to wait. You tell yourself you’re imagining the flush of his face when he shows you his romantic poetry that somehow suspiciously resembles you. You remind yourself his gentle smile is for all of those he cares about, not just you. You wait for him to come to you, for fear of having your tender heart torn to shreds. You wait until you are sure. (Will you ever be?)
And Satan?
It infuriates him when your ignorance thwarts his romantic plans. The rage within him comes to life when the ‘I love you’’s are interpreted as platonic and his attempts at courting you seen as anything romantic. He’s not mad at you; no, never you. Moreso at the people who convinced you that you are not the most loveable being in all of the three realms. His wrath destroys him from the inside at the fact that you don’t see yourself the way he does. Your smile makes him week, your laughter brings him to his knees. How could Satan possibly not love you? There is no reality that exists where he would not fall for you.
But Satan has learned patience; he has honed the skill over his thousands of years of life. He knows to wait until you learn to see yourself the way he sees you. He has learned to be soft, and kind to those he loves. And Satan? Satan loves you. For you, he will wait. For you, he will be gentle.
What is Beelzebub's Secret + What is Raphael Hiding? (Obey Me Nightbringer Mini Theory)
You wanna listen to a random person stuck on Lesson 40 ramble about an out of pocket theory?
You've come to the right place.
And ironically enough, it all started with food! All I did was look up the names of all the food items in the Surprise Guest interactions, and something caught my eye that I don't think I've ever seen a single person mention.
Yes, you figured it out by now by me just mentioning it and yes, obviously these belong to the newest 3 characters. In the exact order they were introduced on Instagram when they teased the characters. (Though that can easily be coincidence!)
THE POINT IS
Comfort Candy for Thirteen. (Purely based on vibes, she has a sweet tooth AND her sister is named Candy)
Black Coffee of Melancholy for Mephistopheles. (Vibes, he's a bitch, bitchy drink for bitchy boy, it's fancy)
So that leaves Backstabbing Sandwich for Raphael. (Vibes. The most "Celestial" looking of the three.)
Am I assuming there's something up with Raphael? Yes.
Am I assuming he betrayed the brothers sometime during the Celestial War? Also yes.
For why? Because it makes sense and I hate his ass.
Now, for someone stuck on Lesson 40; I unfortunately have QUITE a bit of spoilers shown to me.
The first being Raphael practically abused all the brothers back in the Celestial Realm; particularly Beel.
The second being he has more plot relevance than any of the new characters. (His Wiki is literally longer than Thirteen's and Mephistopheles' combined)
The third being why did he get an entire cutscene in the Obey Me Nightbringer Trailer whereas Mephistopheles' and Thirteen didn't?
Because he's important. He's important to the plot and he's important to the war.
And possibly, he could've had a larger hand at starting it in the first place than we know.
What does this have to do with Beel?
... you expect me to have all the answers and connect everything? Yeah, maybe with another theorist, but I'm literally throwing the fishing line SO far out here.
Alright, alright, but I do have one...
That the brothers don't know Raphael betrayed them except Beel.
And again, this is just my shot in the dark!
The truly and only, only answer I have is that (to me at least) Beel's and Raphael's relationship seems off.
It's how it seems Beel is on edge with him, how it seems his treatment by Raphael in the Celestial Realm was worse out of everyone else's.
It's how there's something there that's not being said and aside from just the vibes™:
Beel is hiding something.
Raphael is hiding something.
And I think it's connected to the exact same thing.
have you ever wondered you was the most pathetic character in obey me? who's the most cringefail of all? who is just sopping wet and standing out in the rain? just a little pathetic meow meow? who is just *add another synonym of sad and pathetic here*?
well worry no more!
Here is the unOfficial Obey Me Pathetic Meow Meow Tournament!
that's right. a tournament to decide who is the most saddest character of all. decided by the obey me fanbase. what could go wrong?
don't like the placements i did? then feel free to yell at me and make your case.
this will start early Monday morning (march 6) so be ready for it!
(Listed brackets underneath readmore)
Left side:
Beelzebub vs Leviathan
Asmodeus vs Simeon
Thirteen vs MC
Luke vs Solomon
Right side:
Mammon vs Mephistopheles
Barbatos vs Belphegor
Satan vs Diavolo
Lucifer vs Raphael
The demon of pride is cold, you thought. From the first moment you met him, you could see the frigid harshness of his gaze, the tight, sharp, and unmoving emotionless lines of his facial features, as if he’d been sculpted out of ice.
The demon of pride is cold, you continued to believe. Convinced by the way he treated his siblings with no mercy. Influenced by his endless devotion to put work above all, even above family.
The demon of pride is cold, you seethed, furious at the notion that he could lock up someone he claimed to love so easily, without hesitation. His chilling threats and hollow duties sending a shudder down your spine.
The demon of pride is cold, you frowned. The more you learned about him, the more you saw the raw personality trapped beneath layers of stiff frost, peeking out just enough the longer you were there to melt away the façade. How long has it been since he hid himself away behind the pride? How long had he isolated himself, distanced himself from comfort? His self-inflicted torture to atone for the mistakes he had made.
The demon of pride is cold, you laughed. Endless layers, a coat, special gloves, thick socks, and still he was shivering? No wonder he was dressed like he was, why he needed a fire raging beside him, why he seemed to always have a blanket off-hand, why he had a strange expertise and specific knowledge for hot beverages.
The demon of pride is cold, you recalled, filled with frigid fear as every bit of warmth you’d cultivated together was snuffed out the day you let hidden secrets run free. You’d left him shattered, and he’d left you petrified, remembering why he’d become so glacial in the first place. Preservation.
The demon of pride is cold, you gasped. So cold that you could feel his bare palm press against your already numbing body, his piercing tears dripping onto your face as he held you closer against him in an attempt to keep your temperature from dropping. The bitter tingling of his touch was the last thing you felt before you couldn’t feel anything at all.
The demon of pride is cold, you sighed, pulling the covers back over his shoulders. As he shifted in his sleep, the sudden stinging sensation of his freezing foot pressing against your skin caused you to squeal. A breathy laugh, a pleased hum, his gentle ruby eyes staring back at you as he entangled his limbs with yours.
“The demon of pride is cold,” you announced, squirming as his fingers sought relief against the cold, relishing the heat of your back under your shirt.
“Am I?” He mused, flushed lips pressing against your forehead. Lips that no longer spat icy bitter words. A mouth that allowed itself to breach outside the thin line it had commonly come to form. “Well then, I suppose I’ll have you to keep me warm, won’t I?”
You got a coconut and need help opening it. You decide to ask your favorite guy. Does he fail or succeed?
»Characters: Demon Bros + Dateables
»Tags: Shitpost, Humor, Mammon's At It Again, Levi Is My Fave
Lucifer:
"Hand it over."
He's heard of coconuts but never seen one up close
Gently tosses it in his hand for a feel
Hmph this will be easy
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Had to pull out the old worst cursed magic he could think of
It didn't work
The many tools in the dungeons also didn't work
Sweating angry mess...how's it not open!?
Angrily chucks it through the wall
It knocked out a poor unsuspecting Levi
"I will get you literally anything else you desire that's not that."
Mammon:
"Why's it furry?"
"What do ya mean you're s'pose to eat it?"
He didn't understand why you wanted this thing but he wasn't going to let his human down
Got upset that his attempts did nothing, however he hatched an idea
Got a booth at the carnival
"Pay up and test ya strength! How tough are ya!? HEY YOU! YOU'RE NOT A WIMP ARE YA?"
After hundreds of tries from monsters and demons, the coconut finally split open
He brought it back to you (wearing new bling and all)
"The Great Mammon never disappoints! Also...can ya get me more of 'em?"
Levi:
"Wooaahh a coconut!? I've seen these in so many anime beach episodes!"
The otaku was excited you came to him for help!
He was going to get it open one way or another!
He tried for an hour before sending you off
"I'll come find you when I open it!"
It would be years before he returns
(You lived in the Devildom after the program)
He journeyed through the Devildom in search of knowledge for his quest
He developed surprising friendships, suffered painful losses, but also discovered a new meaning to life
He did eventually find a way to open the coconut
He came back home wizard style
"I bring you that of which you requested"
"Levi no one knew where you went, you were just gone! We were worried!"
"I got your coconut open though! Quest complete!"
He thought the hugs and kisses from you were worth it, the coconut must've meant a lot to you!
I love him so much yall
Satan:
"A coconut? I've only ever read about them. Bring it here."
Gave it a few curious knocks
This will be easy 2.0
Tried to peel it and saw it did nothing
Tried to karate chop it, still nothing
He chuckled and a black aura surrounded him
I see.
He tried punching it and then clawing at it for a while
There is no god, just nothingness
He lost his shit in demon form
His rampage destroyed a chunk of the house
Coconuts are no longer allowed at the House of Lamentation
Like you can't even say the word coconut
Asmo:
"What is that?"
He did not want to touch whatever that thing was
He saw the disappointed look in your face and changed his mind
He tried to break it open in half with his bare hands but it was futile
Why is this thing so tough?
He was not having it, he was going to open your precious coconut!
"MAMMON!"
He could only think of one other way
A grumbling Mammon appeared
"Just stand there a second will you?"
He knocked the coconut against his head (HEY!) and the coconut split open!
It did break one of his manicured nails though but he thought the happiness on your face was worth it
Beel:
"Did you bring more?" (You did)
Was excited to try a human world fruit
Tried to break it in half with his hands
Was surprised when it didn't...but no worries!
He briefly bared his fangs and gave a sharp bite
It made a little opening and he was then able to split it with his hands
He was happy trying something new with you and was excited for future recipes
Yeah...no struggles here ajsjdlgkskdldk
Belphie:
"Huh? You want me to open that?"
He was surprised but flattered you'd go to him
He wasn't even sure what that thing was
He tried to strangle it but just couldn't get it to open
Then he tried to threaten it
Still didn't work
Was exhausted at this point and thought a well deserved nap was needed
You found him clinging to the coconut like a plushie
You never got it back
Diavolo:
"Oh what a cute little silly fruit!"
He thought it looked precious!
Of course he would open it for you!
After a few minutes of trying to get the thing open, he was getting flustered
This can't be from the human realm? It's...it's diabolical!
He gave a sad pout and tried a *different* approach
"Please little one, open up will you?" He politely begged the unforgiving fruit
It magically split open and he triumphantly gave you your coconut back!
...Still not sure how that works but it's probably just... a Dia thing LMAO
Barbatos:
"I would be happy to. Although can you pick it up in say 30 min? I have another task to attend to."
He traveled to the human realm and picked up some chopped coconut and fresh coconut juice for you
He's a demon of many talents
He's also a demon of many secrets
He's never mastered the art of opening human world coconuts but he wasn't going to let you or anyone else know that!
He gave you a beautifully arranged plate and fancy jar
Simeon:
"I can try."
He knew of coconuts but never touched one
He tried knocking it a few times but it didn't work
He tried to remain calm as he tried a few other methods
Burn it. Burn it Simeon.
No just ignore the voice
After one more attempt he lost his cool
He had quite a colorful vocabulary
Threw dangerous celestial magic spears at the indestructible fruit
Luke freaked out and knocked him out in panic
Luke was quite frightened and didn't trust coconuts after Simeons rage
Simeon hates when they refer to it as The Incident™️
Solomon:
"Sure! I will handle it."
He's opened a few in his lifetime
He found a way to get it open every time!
He gingerly touched the coconut
So we meet again
He took the coconut and chucked it fiercely against the wall
He smirked at the small shattered pieces
He thought back on the first coconut he ever had the displeasure of meeting...he will never be made a fool again
You decided to buy coconut juice instead
»Note: Imagine you ask Belphie to open a banana and he just immediately strangles the thing, like is that just how he opens things?? Hm yes a new headcanon acquired!
Okai, where do I even start because I am in SHAMBLES OVER THIS!
SOMEHOW??? SO ACCURATE??? Why the hell is this the bullshit the anime would pull in an episode EXACTLY
YOU. YOU UNDERSTAND THE CHARACTERS AND THE CHAOTIC HUMOR THESE DEMONS EMANATE! You sure you're not one of the Obey Me writers on a secret Tumblr account? 🤨 Bro I'm about to start up making theories because this is too perfect of HCS... Was this an episode idea. Did you get rejected. Be honest.
Lucifer thinking it'll be SO easy and then just. An absolute mess. Frustrated and his pride bruised. An appropriate response from our beloved old man.
Mammon. Being Mammon. Because of COURSE this turns into a mini side plot and skit of him making money and ALSO making MC happy! Very Mammoncore, very adorable and chaotic 💙😌
Levi??? Going on a whole ass anime journey? Like. He went through some shit... Treats it like it's been years but in actuality, it's been like. Maybe a week. He never elaborates. He never explains. And it's probably never brought up again. But if you ever wonder why he's so good at surviving in the forest on a camping trip, that journey is the reason why. But you'll never know the details, he's just like that, and I think that's beautiful.
Satan (my boy, my favorite, my love, my life, my soul, my prince charming, my Romeo, my—) is fucking. PERFECT. Mans really tried to PEEL it. We love a bit of dumbass to our resident smart boy. 💙 The comedy of the sudden split second of silence followed by. Absolute chaos. AND THEN BEING FOLLOWED BY COCONUTS??? COCONUTS BEING BANNED??? THIS. THIS is EXACTLY the type of shit that goes on in the house of Lamentation. It fits so well. Bravo OP! 👏
Ugh, Asmo. (Affectionate) He JUST got a manicure and now you want him to touch... That? MC is so lucky he loves them. Asmo is SO satisfied with himself and is happy while MC is just. Concerned because Mammon is literally knocked out cold and probably needs to be taken to the emergency room.
The semi-choaticness, the simplicity, the wholesomeness of Beel's one... Love that for him. His jaw is STRONG. Dude. Not enough talk about his jaw man. He can eat through ANYTHING. You don't even need a can opener with him around!
Ugh, Belphie. (Derogatory) I agree with you, OP. He just strangles things to get them open. (And everytime MC gets war flashbacks /lh) The frustrated dumbass energy of threatening? A coconut? Only Belphie ladies and gentlemen. Screams brat energy!
WHAT A CUTE LITTLE SILLY FRUIT????? DIA....... Be still my FUCKING heart, OP, he's ADORABLE. PEAK golden retriever energy right there! THE DIABOLICAL PUN..... OP, YOU DIDN'T. OH, OH THAT'S GOOD. And then the coconut just OPENED. Because he ASKED? DIA.......... Precious. Precious golden sunshine boy. My hand is vibrating painfully with the need to PET. He deserves some pats, as a treat.
BARB COMING IN WITH THE SAVE! I love the potential this implies... Barb is seen to just know how to do so many things. But what if, for a lot, he doesn't? And it only SEEMS that he knows everything? AND NO ONE WOULD EVER KNOW. I LOVE the dynamic for his character, an absolute 10/10 OP
SIMEON WITH HIS RARE ANGRY MOMENTS... OH, NOW THIS IS WHAT I LIVE FOR! I don't even have much to say for this because it's the PERFECT comedy! Luke coming in from the kitchen with a frying pan or something and knocking his own father out... We love to see it
WE MEET AGAIN..... Kinda like with Levi, but more depth. There's a fucking story here, and we will never know. But instead of it being a spiritual hero journey, it's just Solomon suffering. Man probably thought it was a fun challenge, his curiousty interested. Only to lose more and more of his sanity, not get any sleep in over a month, running on 50 cups of magical coffee, his hair a wreck and looking like an insane sewer rat begging for the sweet relief of death. (Or rather, the sweet relief of this coconut opening) He doesn't like talking about it, MC.
Breakfast in bed a brothers and datables ls? (Plus Luke but it's MC making lunch for him)
aa this was so fun to think about!! the boys are so sweet, they deserve it ❤️
went for a more "established relationship" vibe in this one for more fluff opportunities. i only did the brothers in this post, but the undateables and luke will be next :)
thanks again to @avatarofcuriousity for their help and for being the best beta reader in existence mwah
Breakfast in Bed (Brothers Edition)
Content warnings: none!
Lucifer
He’s caught off-guard, to say the least.
Lucifer has to wake up really early, so the mere fact that someone was up and at ‘em before him is surprising enough.
But the fact that you were, just to do something nice for him?
Oh, so this is that “domesticity” thing everyone’s been talking about.
He blinks in surprise, then looks up at you with the most tender expression imaginable. Maybe being cared for isn’t so bad after all.
He thanks you sincerely, and actually takes the time to enjoy his meal instead of scarfing it down before work.
“You must have been up early in order to make this… My compliments to the chef.”
Mammon
Mammon considers this the best wake-up of his life.
Starting the day with you tenderly brushing his hair out of his face, and making him breakfast? Somebody pinch him.
Half asleep, he tries to tug you down into bed with him.
He’s confused when you resist, but the tray in your lap explains everything. His voice is unbelievably soft when he speaks.
“...Ya did this for me?”
After hearing confirmation that yes, you made him breakfast in bed, Mammon grins and sits up. He murmurs a soft “c’mere” and pats the space beside him.
Snaking an arm around you, he pulls you closer and presses a kiss to your temple.
“Ya better not have any plans today… ‘M gonna take ya out somewhere real nice, alright?”
Leviathan
Levi stares up at you, cheeks slightly flushed and eyes as wide as dinner plates.
He’s 90% sure he knows what’s going on, but he waits for you to speak. He doesn’t wanna embarrass himself by being wrong.
When you tell him, he lights up and gets the stupidest, most adorable grin.
This is just like ‘It’s Never Wrong to Make a Dragon Girl a Hot Meal!’ This is so sweet, and you did it for him!
There’s a swarm of butterflies in his stomach. He never thought anyone would love him like this. He never thought he’d come to enjoy normie couple stuff. But here we are.
Any sleepy rage Satan has instantly melts away the moment you sit on his bed.
His half-closed eyes soften as he gives you an uncharacteristically lazy grin. You watch him mouth a drowsy “good morning” before he sits up.
He reaches out and cups the back of your neck with his hand. Rubbing soft circles with his thumb, he brings your head closer to plant a kiss on your crown.
Satan’s voice, deeper and rumbly with sleep, speaks against your forehead.
“Thank you, MC. I’ll have to return the favour sometime.”
Asmodeus
Asmodeus, unfortunately, is difficult to surprise with this. He wakes up as soon as you leave his embrace, and can’t fall back asleep. You’ve gotta tell him to hang tight and wait for a bit.
When you come back, he’s sat up in bed and about halfway through his skincare routine.
He squeals upon seeing what you’ve done and excitedly calls you over. Patting next to him on the bed, he tells you to come sit with him.
Before you know it, your face is sticky from Asmo’s lip balm. He presses one, final kiss on the tip of your nose and takes your hand.
“Oh, MC, you’re such a romantic! Won’t you stay and share this with me~? ❤️”
Beelzebub
The smell wakes him up before anything else.
Beel sits up in bed, watching in awe as you bring in an ungodly amount of food. Plates are stacked high and dangling precariously over the edge of your cart. It’s enough to make him salivate.
His lips part in surprise, and he’s quick to return your eager smile. Now he understands why you spent all night in the kitchen.
He pulls you in for a tight, bone-crushing hug, and only lets go when you’re gasping for air.
Sweet boy lets you have the first bite of everything. He wants to make sure you’re fed and that you get to try everything before it’s inhaled.
“Thank you, MC. Will you sit with me?”
Belphegor
It’s probably best to make something that’s good lukewarm, because of how long Belphie takes to wake up.
He gives you his signature cheeky grin and pulls you down to sit with him.
“You must reaaally like me, huh?”
Makes you feed it to him like the brat he is. Hey, you’re the one who woke him up– time to pay the price.
It’s easy to tell he’s fighting sleep, but he really wants to enjoy the meal you lovingly prepared for him.
He asks if you’ve eaten. If not, you get half. If yes, half goes to Beel.
Belphie won’t admit it, but he’s appreciative— getting up for food is a hassle, and he likes being able to tug you down for a nap right after breakfast.
WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY OTHER THAN WHAT I'VE ALREADY SAID SOBS... STRANGLING YOU AFFECTIONATELY OP YOU ARE SO???? BITING YOUR WORK I LOVE IT SO MUCH
YOU DO SO WELL AND AMAZINGLY AT WRITING THE SILLIES!!!
GoD. Fucking. LUCIFER and DOMESTICITY. So. Normal. So normal about this (lying). Him taking the time to really appreciate the moment and savour it? Both metaphorically and literally? Dude this man is SO stressed and this is exactly the type of comfort he needs once in a while, I'm actually going to cry--
MAMMON???? BEING SO AWESTRUCK AND SOUNDING LIKE HE'S ON THE BRINK OF TEARS??? He's really just. "For me? 🥺" UGH. SO SOFT FOR HIM. The soft "C'mere"... Has my whole fucking heart. He's gonna take MC out somewhere nice 🥺 (bitch with what money lmao)
LEVI BEING HIS ADORABLE FLUSTERED MESS AHHHHHH! I LIVE FOR THIS, GENUINELY. He's SO soft for the normie stuff even if he denies it. (Come on, he only denies it because HE wants to it with someone) AND NOW HE CAN! HE'S SO LOVED! Him blurting out "Marry me!" IS SO????? HE WOULD. MC immediately replying "I would" and he just. Dies and buries his face into a pillow.
AZZZY..... He's had so many partners. How many times has he ever gotten breakfast in bed from anyone? No one has ever taken that extra step for him. He's soso smiley and adorable and appreciative and my goodness he just loves MC so much. Deffo would post the food to his Devilgram and gush about MC making him breakfast in bed 💙
MC???? STAYING UP??? TO MAKE SO MUCH FOOD FOR BEEL.... THEY WOULD. THEY WOULD FOR BEEL. ANYONE WOULD FOR BEEL, IT'S BEEL. AND HE'S SO HAPPY???? A teddy bear of a man that's so damn sweet. EVEN LETTING YOU HAVE THE FIRST BITE OF EVERYTHING I'M SO. NORMAL OP!!!!
Belle... What a fucking brat. (Affectionate + derogatory) The teasing, the making YOU feed HIM. He acts more like a princess (derogatory) than Asmo. Ughhh he's sooo spoiled and such a lil shit but dammit, I can't help but find it endearing. You capture his character so fucking well OP, I absolutely APPLAUD you! Him giving half to you/ Beel...... He's a bitch, but he loves so much.
AND OBVIOUSLY TALKING ABOUT SATAN LAST BECAUSE FAV!!!!! Yeah, not... A morning person. He's ready to bring out the metal chai— oh nevermind it's just MC. ☺️ He's. OP... OP, OP, OP, he's so handsome. He's such a gentleman and so princely even when he's just waking up and I love that. Love that for him, thank you, OP. Pretty food for a pretty boy. 💙 H. Him so gently and gracefully cradling your head and pull you down to kiss your crown... You're ACTUALLY gonna make me cry with that one. That's PEAK fluff right there. It's so. Soft. And intimate. And quiet and and and and—
Thank you for this, bestie, thank you for yet another set of banger HCs I am giving you so many kisses
notes. poetry fucking slaps like why can’t people talk like that irl. if the devil were to see you, he would kiss your eyes and repent. FUCK THAT.
“don’t look at me like that.”
lucifer sighs, not quite unlike he does whenever his brothers do something less than dignifying in front of him, though it lacks a bit of authenticity. you grin, knowing fully well the reason as to why his attempt at being disappointed is so half-hearted, especially when he wraps his arms around your waist to lift you from your spot in the leather couch next to him to plop you down on his lap, knees on either side of his thighs.
“you know i’m right,” you tell him as a matter of factly. you are right, and even the great avatar of pride knows. despite the years and experience he has on you, there is no denying that you are more experienced and knowledgeable in a certain concept called mercy; mercy on his brothers, specifically. ah, they are all so lucky you‘re here and practically have lucifer wrapped around your finger, though he will never admit it.
lucifer just rolls his eyes, unexpectedly petty. it’s refreshing to see him like this, hair ruffled and pen stains in his face and shirt in dire need of ironing. the lucifer behind closed doors, a vulnerable lucifer. despite how much you love him so in general, there’s something strangely loveable in the way he is when he presents himself without the mantle of first of the seven rulers of hell, avatar of pride.
he’s just lucifer. your lucifer.
the lucifer that has no problem tilting his head up to place the lightest of kisses against your eyelids when they reflexively flutter close when he comes near. when he finishes, his forehead drops down onto your shoulder. lucifer sighs again.
“you are right,” he admits, albeit begrudgingly. then he sighs, again, and admits in a much quieter tone, “you really have the audacity to make me, a demon, a better person.”
“what was that?” you ask, even though you know very well what he had just said. lucifer’s lips quirk up into a small smile at the excitement of your tone as he looks up at you, eyes fond and so loving.
After getting back to the human world you realized you were pregnant. You decided to keep it a secret during your relationship. After having the baby/babies for a few weeks, you finally decide to tell your demon baby daddy.
Tags: Female reader/MC. Unexpected pregnancy. Humor/fluff I think lol
Note: Sorry it's kind of long. Also I imagine the babies all heavily resemble their dads. 🥺♡
I might make a part two with Diavolo and Barbatos but they will be short stories. Maybe. Lol
Lucifer:
"That's not funny."
Didn't believe you because how could you keep that sort of secret for months from him
You sent him a photo of you holding a very unamused baby boy with black hair and red eyes
The Avatar of Pride has fainted. I repeat, he has fainted
Didn't pack or say anything to his brothers once he woke up, he just bolted out the house to find a magic seal to travel to the human realm
Quickly let Diavolo know why he canceled their meeting whilst on the way to you
He arrived disheveled, man was sweating lol
Anyway he immediately reached for his child and cradled him
His baby's horns and wings popped out!
Barely wanted to talk to you at first, you wounded his pride...Did you think him unfit? Did you think he wouldn't accept?
He would've been there for you no matter what, it pained him that you went through everything alone
Promised to be there from now on
He hugged you and the baby "...I love you two. ♡ Come live with me. You two won't ever be in need."
Dia and Barb visited shortly to see Luci's baby!
His baby slapped everyone in the face at some point
Mammon:
"Ha! That's a good one! I always loved ya sense of humor!"
Really thought it was a joke
You decided to surprise him in person instead
You got permission from Dia to visit
You had only told Lucifer ahead of time about the surprise visit but not why
When you knocked on the door holding the white-haired baby girl Lucifer had to do a double take
"Is this..."
He smiled and excitedly held her for a minute before returning her
"Excuse me" Lucifer said as he closed the door
"MAMMOOOOOOOOON!!!"
yeah the baby started crying
You could hear the loud commotion inside
The door swung open and Mammon stared in shock along with the rest of the family behind him
"YA WERENT JOKING!? GUYS...GUYS!! I'M A DAD!!"
He cuddled his baby girl and gave her so many kisses
You guessed it, the baby sprouted horns and wings after being held by him
Was upset at himself for thinking you were joking
He demanded you move in right away
"Nothin' will break this family. I got ya both! Daddy will take care of y'all! "♡
His baby girl managed to grab his wallet and wouldn't let go
Levi:
"As if..."
Was skeptical...him? A dad? He always thought Mammon or Asmo would be first
He didn't know anything about being a dad but he was getting more excited the more he thought about it
You wouldn't lie to him about that right? RIGHT?
But why didn't you tell him sooner!? He could've been there for support like you always supported him!!
He texted you saying he would be visiting soon
He made a quick phone call to Dia for help getting to the human world
"Yeah let's not tell Lucifer yet heheheh"
He hurriedly grabbed a few figures and collectibles to go pawn off...kids are expensive!
After selling some things he bought some baby stuff and a gift for you...the mother of his child!!
When he finally made it to the human world he cried when he held his own purple-haired baby boy
The baby cried too lmao
The baby shifted into demon form & Levi wailed even more at his beautiful copy+paste baby
Both stopped crying when you played some anime on the tv
"I-I have a ring for you...w-will you marry me? I'll be the best husband and dad I can be!" ♡
He was planning on asking anyway; this just sped things up
He wasn't sure but he thinks his kid was giving him the stink eye when he was taking too much time with you...jealousy!?
Satan:
"You're telling me this now?"
Yeah he was angry
He had a hard time believing it but he knew you wouldn't lie about something like that
After the call, he grew excited and couldn't wait to visit
Told Lucifer what was going on ASAP and he let him go to you
He tried to read as much as he could from parenting books while on the way to you
He brought some gifts and offered to let you nap while he bonded with his daughter
Yeah she shifted into demon form after being held by him
He cooed at her, brushing her blonde hair lightly, remembering his own birth
"Daddy might've been an accident, but you're definitely not. Just a beautiful surprise. ♡"
He would do anything you asked of him, he just wanted to take care of his own little family
"Hey listen to me...I won't ever let you two down. I swear it.♡"
His daughter angrily yanked the new kitty plushie from his hands and smacked him before giggling
Asmo:
"Ahaha...riiight. That's not the first time someone's tried that on me! And triplets!? "
He loved you but that was a weird joke to pull so many months later
Seriously, triplets? You had to be joking!
You were a little hurt but you kind of understood his reaction
Either way you wanted Asmo to meet them and decided to do a surprise visit
You contacted Dia for help and Barb escorted you safely to the Devildom (it was hard moving around with 3 babies!)
You nervously waited with your babies at Dia's castle while they summoned Asmo first before the other brothers
"Lord Diavolo, I'm he-" you heard Asmo gasp
He froze and took in what was in front of him
"You weren't joking!?"
He sobbed and cried out apologies to you, as he tried to figure out how he could pick them all up (sorry only two at a time!)
You handed him the two girls and watched as they shifted into demon form in his arms
Mini Asmos!
He excitedly talked about all the different outfits you could all wear and match as a family
You took one of the baby girls and handed him the boy and watched as he too shifted
"You're my family! My big beautiful family! Papa will make you all proud! I'll work SO hard!♡"
The other brothers happily joined the gathering a few minutes later
Every time someone picked up one of the babies, they were happy and friendly!
Beel:
"Huh? What? What do you mean? ... I'M COMING."
Mixed emotions: Anger for not telling him. Excited that you had his child. Sad that he wasn't there to support you on the journey. Happy overall for his new family.
He wasted no time after you told him, he called on Lucifer to let him go to the human world. His brothers caught wind and wanted to go too.
Teared up when he saw you standing and holding his baby boy, he gave a big soft family hug
Was surprised and excited when his baby shifted into demon form when he held him
It was a mini him!
He was absolutely in love with his new family
"I will give you both everything. No matter what. I will take care of you two, always.♡"
Wouldn't stop doting on you two
Growled when Belphie wanted a turn to hold his baby...he might've been a little too protective
But everyone did get a turn eventually
His baby bit/nibbled everyone at some point
Belphie:
"Twins!? Mine!? When!? You should've said something!"
Was upset you kept it from him. Scared because what if he fails you and them? But was happy to have his own little family
As soon as he hung up, he quickly called Lucifer for help and had Beel accompany to the human world
Freaked out because what do babies need? What did you need? He hurriedly bought ready made baby gift baskets hoping it would help somewhat
Each step towards your place was nerve wracking and exhilarating
Having Beel there soothed him a little so he was thankful
Belphie thought you looked so beautiful standing there holding his twins in little cow print onesies
He nervously held both and teared up when they shifted and they looked so much like him
The baby boy started crying and he freaked out
"Yeah he cries a lot. The girl however is very quiet and sleeps easily."
Belphie hummed a lullaby and soothed his son who rested happily on him.
"This is better than any dream.I will do my best to make you and them proud.That's a promise.♡"
Beel patted his back letting him know he had him and the others
His babies seemed to like cuddling a lot. They really liked holding fingers tightly.
Super long Authors Note/Ramblings:
Also thinking of making a sequel where they deal with their own toddlers. :)))
My favorite from this is probably Levi. Do you guys have a favorite?
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Anyway, I originally wrote Dia and Barb too but I wasn't too happy with it. Especially Dia's, I felt like he could use an actual story/one shot instead. I liked the idea of MC hiding it from him for a few reasons.
For Barb I just wasn't happy with anything but I think if I get around to it, it would also be a short story. If I get around to either of these Idk if I'll title them "part 2,3" or just something stand alone.
Ah rambling rambling rambling!!!
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As for why MC kept it secret and then spilled, you can use your imagination. 😗
Whether you named the child(s) at birth or after you met with your baby daddy is up to you too lol.
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I thought the idea of Asmo and Belphie having to deal with more than one kid was funny. I feel like they don't have a lot of responsibilities so I felt like it'd be kind of cool to switch it up on them.
I also liked the idea of a sweaty messy Lucifer dropping absolutely everything to make it to you ASAP, like his life depended on it. Also I like that everyone at some point faints/loses consciousness in my stories. 😂
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Anyway last thought, I forgot I had this in my notes and I'm going through so many now, both complete and incomplete so hopefully I have more to post this week. 😁 I've just been lazy but I do have a lot of content left I think. 😅
Also I received my first inbox request and am excited! I'm still messing around with it since I'm not sure what direction I'm going with it at the moment. It's definitely not forgotten though. :)
1. What was Lilith's personality like? Who was her human lover?
2. Is Solomon going to be the shady sorcerer that everyone says he is? It looks like he may play a huge role in this game. Also, how did he become immortal?
3. Will Diavolo finally give us lawful evil? Like REAL lawful evil?
4. Will we get a deeper look into Satan's birth and background?
5. What about the brothers and their positions in the Celestial Realm? Mammon was a throne, Lucifer a sephrim, Leviathan was some kind of general, and Beel a cherubim, but what about Asmodeus and Belphegor?
6. Are we going to see Micheal? Will "the father" make an appearance? The Demon King?
7. WILL WE FINALLY LEARN WHAT THE FUCK BARBATOS IS? Dude literally said he was never a child, so where did he come from? How did he get his powers? I need to know!
8. Diavolo's mother. I'm still stuck on the fandom theory that she was human.
9. Lucifer and Diavolo's relationship. Not in a shipper way, but I would like to know if the dynamic of their friendship was different in the past compared to how it is now. I always lowkey believed at one point. Lucifer might have resented Diavolo, but we'll see.
10. Simeon's involvement in the war.
11. Raphael being the true terrifying asshole that everyone keeps saying he is.
12. The Celestial Realm hierarchy in general.
I can feel my fanfic powers activating as we speak!
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