[helllmouth-deactivated20250918]

why did the weed man heart react to my text

[helllmouth-deactivated20250918]

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

I’m crying like a baby

[i-need-glitter]

The love this father has for his daughter is incredible

I hope they keep that presser and it becomes a new family heirloom

These are the acts of love that get told about and showed through the generations

[the-haiku-bot]

I hope they keep that

presser and it becomes a

new family heirloom

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

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[teaboot]

please god above can someone explain to me why we're still working on self driving cars when trains exist

[teaboot]

"we're training them to interpret road signs!" Train goes same place every day. No road signs.

"when forced to choose between old lady and child, which is more ethical for the car to hit?" Fence around train track. Nobody on the road.

"people with disabilities preventing them from driving themselves can be independent" Yes but also. Train.

"reduces the dangers of fatigue with long distance trucking" Train.

"the technology is not yet price effective for the average driver" Train.

Seriously come on choo choo bitches let's goooooooooo

[rosalarian]

We will never invent a car that's as eco-friendly as increasing our rail infrastructure.

[ukulelekatie]

happy daylight savings to those who observe

[memewhore]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL

[pansy2025]

some of you guys have GOT to remember about fun

[pansy2025]

like it’s ok… just be a little silly… be annoying… be embarrassing… you are alive

[teacupsandcyanide]

Gandalf, taking a hit from his joint: Did you guys know that mithril is super expensive? Like insanely valuable? That it’s very much a finite resource mostly plundered from the earth and invaluable due to its many uses? And also Sauron has most of it so it’s now lost to its Elven and Dwarvish makers? And to think Bilbo’s precious gift of mithril mail is probably sitting in the local Useless Dumb Artefacts Museum. Just makes you think lol ...

Gimli, a dwarf who has lost most of his people’s cultural artefacts: ... I’m sorry Bilbo was given what and did what with it

Frodo, secretly wearing Bilbo’s mithril mail at that very moment but only after nearly 70 years of it sitting in the Useless Dumb Artefacts Museum gathering dust because Bilbo had no idea his cool shirt was worth approximately the net value of their entire country:

[teacupsandcyanide]

Lord of the Rings is a comedy

[beautglow-deactivated20230625]

It’s that time of the year again

[brayinghorses]

Lots of my favorite vines are old ones, so here are some that I didn’t want lost to the wind

Might make part 2 w/more modern vines(?)

[worddevourer]

Feels like home, y’know?

[lotrlocked]

Vine has such a different energy than tiktok like this is definitely more chaotic.

[memewhore]

[digitalbeachrave]

everything i do is for women, the gays, and - of course - the unemployed

[quillsand]

i think everyone should be sillier. i think life would be better that way. i used a marker pen to change the label on the oat milk so that it says boat milk and now i crack up laughing every time i open the fridge

[kristina100000]

this happens to me every day i dont know how to make it stop

[superioronion]

can we nominate him for the Darwin award

[shadow13dickpistons]

Oh thank God someone explained this.

[desert-palm]

[traegorn]

Just a reminder that on the web version of Tumblr you can turn off infinite scrolling in your dashboard settings.

And you should.

(also turn off “Best Stuff First” if you’re sensible)

[elizalabeth]

Inifinite scroll uses the same idea as gambling- variable reward. You’re on the hunt for the perfect post that gives you that dopamine hit but the idea that that perfect post might be the next one keeps you scrolling to infinity

Tiktok does this EXTREMELY well which is why I had to uninstall it. It’s so easy to get caught in that feedback loop ESPECIALLY with an algorithm involved

[desertbroadd]

I hate being a customer I hate doing that to someone

[yms1]

i open and close tumblr like it's a fridge