Guess Who's Back.

Fandom stuff (mainly Marvel rn), my Art, and hilarious posts made by other people 

[cyberxarchives]

No one:

Peter Parker:

[avengingangel17]

Hades

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Took a year, but finally got around to finishing this one

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Goddess of the Dead

[harvard-dad-deactivated20180911]

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

[thyrell]

no witnesses if youre bad enough at parallel parking

[thewordwielder]

@doeskin-pantaloons

[27-umbrellas]

Reginald when asked which his favorite child is:

[verydarkgrey]

Ben: when you’ve reached rock bottom there’s nowhere to go but up

Klaus: you underestimate me. I have a shovel and am prepared to dig

[autostrad]

[wellusetheshadowstoouradvantage]

Yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is

uh… Thor?

[bloodfreakpropaganda]

Me when I read a fanfiction of 90k words: This is nothing.

Me when I have to read a book of 200 pages for school: suddenly I’m Jared, 19

[avengingangel17]

The Legend

[andhumanslovedstories]

I built a nap hole in my closet which is great and has no downside until someone comes into my room looking for me and I have to crawl out of my closet which is frankly impossible to do with dignity and without looking like a sleepy Gollum hissing “what does it wants who wakes us up”

[megalunalexi-aesthetic]

I see no downsides to this

[libraford]

Ah yes. Minotaur. The first cowboy. 

[libraford]

I said this to my girlfriend and she just started listing synonyms for ‘bad’ at me. 

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

Everyone talks about how Jesus drove the money changers and merchants out of the temple, but everyone glosses over the fact that he took the time to braid a whip. That would have taken a couple hours. I have braided leather before, and it takes a lot of time and effort. It may have even taken more than one day, all scripture says is, “And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple-“ there isn’t a time period given. But I would still say it was at least a few hours. he had to braid multiple cords, bind them together, make a handle, and fix the cords to the handle.

The point of this is that what he did was NOT impulsive. It was cold and calculated. Premeditated even.

[lilaccatholic]

I’m sorry I know this is a really great insight but all I can think of is Jesus sitting there making His whip and the apostles shuffling around nervously wondering who’s about to get it

[catholiccupcake]

That’s some really nice braiding Jesus, but uh… why are you making a whip? I don’t think Judas’ myrhhder joke was that bad.

[orientalld]

Re-watched Venom and laughed so hard at this parallel

Aliens and their damsels in distress!

[books-read-in-nooks]

Me: “Yeah I read all the time! I’m always reading a book-”

My books sitting unread on my bookshelf:

[justreadingfics]

All the fanfics I’ve been reading, instead:

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Freddie Mercury wip