I have no idea

Mary. Dancing queen. Extroverted introvert. I post stuff.

[fanonical]

every patronus hermione granger has ever produced was done with the memory of how it felt to deck malfoy right in his smug bastard face

[resistdrumpf]

[babyanimalgifs]

My heart can not handle this

[floambones]

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

i wish the internet was still this innocent

[notparkr-deactivated20200822]

I want to thank god for not only making me a dumbass, but also making me ugly and not funny

[blackness-by-your-side]

Veterans Ask Native Elders For Forgiveness At Standing Rock.

I never thought I would see this day when a white man apologizes for the tyranny and oppression of Native American population. This is so powerful. This is the nation that I want - responsible, compassionate and that learns from its mistakes.

God bless them!

[canonbiwonderwoman]

Bringing this back in honor of Indigenous People’s Day

[natural--blues]

@space-and-thyme

[ry2k]

View this post on Instagram

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

Omg this is the cutest thing in the world

[sappling]

me starting college

[basketcasemp3]

[lazylark]

Treat yourself!

[laughterkey]

This episode originally aired on October 13th.

Today is Treat Yo Self Day!

[corneliusmann]

[surprisebitch]

pancakes are made of eggs omfg

[princekarkat]

yeah i gotta tell u something… laying boxes are often designed so the eggs roll out of sight because chickens can and will eat their own eggs

ive got a chicken encyclopedia. the section on cannibalism is several pages long

u think u thought of something depraved but you dont know the half of the depravity that a chicken is capable of. let them eat cake

[threemoreyears]

“Chicken encyclopedia”

[princekarkat]

https://www.amazon.com/Chicken-Encyclopedia-Illustrated-Reference/dp/1603425616/

available on kindle and paperback

[probablybard]

What is your best conspiracy theory

the government paid Stanley Kubrick to film a fake moon landing but he’s such a perfectionist that he demanded they film on location

[egzpl-deactivated20160802]

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

[ceevee5]

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

[is-sinnoh-confirmed-yet]

am I allowed to dab at symphonic evolutions

[soyoumusik]

No.

[chasekip]

Nebby is literally a baby

[terrasunshine]

being forced to be constantly accessible damages your boundaries and ability to make boundaries. I don’t care what anyone says about “it’s 2017 and you should be able to text back unless you’re in the hospital or the movies”. no one is entitled to anyone 24/7. it’s fucking unhealthy at best and manipulative and abusive at worst to expect this of someone.

give people their space. make sure your people give you your space.

[worthyironman]

with all of these movie reboots i would like to pitch a mean girls reboot staring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chis Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt

[poorunfortunategirls]

You mean heathers

[worthyironman]

No I mean mean girls. If I wanted heathers I would have said heathers. Mean girls. No context as to why. Just grown men in high school. Same lines. Literally nothing has changed. Amy Poehler is still the mom. Chris Hemsworth sees another guy wearing cargo shorts and asks him where he got them, the boy says they were hand me downs from his big brother. Hemsworth calls them vintage and then immediately turns around and says they’re he ugliest effing cargo shorts he’s ever seen. This is what I meant

[dwendog]

Chris Pratt as Karen. Still claiming his breasts know when it’s raining.

[unhingedthinking]

The Christmas talent show act. They don’t change the costumes. Chris Pine as Gretchen launching a boom box into some kids face whilst trying to make fetch happen.

[ironxteachergirl]

Nah, Hemsworth is the Gretchen. Evans is Regina and Pine is Cady.

[advanced-procrastination]

K but important question: Who plays Janis and Damian?

[ironxteachergirl]

Robert Downey Jr.

[intensional]