I Will Detroit Smack You The Hell Up

maria // your average bnha fan // artist // i post original things once in a while

[average-bnha-stan]

i feel like i have No Friends now so that’s nice

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[lizardcookie]

fell asleep while writing and

[vanillachangbin]

for @bunny-minsungie

[tjhasacrushgoodman]

before I saw the second part I thought this was gonna be tyrus

[average-bnha-stan]

i’m reblogging because i absolutely love stray kids with my whole heart and they have all of my uwus. i don’t even have a bias because i love them all so much ♥♥

[average-bnha-stan]

cuties ♥♥ (not sure if i ever posted this but if i did oh well)

[jockiavelli]

[mxwlfgrl]

Search your zodiac sign in the gifs, and find one that relates most to you.

Here’s mine

[aquilacalvitium]

[captainhimboprime]

Best thing is Starscream would totally do this.

[deadlight-pennywise]

[starsailrvee]

[lostheart13-deactivated20191220]

[justsimplybizarre-moved]

[arcanaantics-deactivated2024022]

[doedoodles]

[luluquiq-reblogs]

[gauldur-amulet]

[mars-nymphetic]

[seer-of-lxght]

[natt-the-kitty-cat]

[nerroart]

[zeldrispendragon]

[soysaucedrunk]

[peytouo]

[potator-tati]

[bbq-hawks-wings]

[kodas-plusultra]

[average-bnha-stan]

[heart-eyes-kippen]

Masterlist of Fics (Andi Mack)

TYRUS:

Tumblr oneshots 

TJ’s teammate (prompt) 

First kiss (prompt)

Shoplifting (prompt)

Hanukkah (prompt)

Wait - you have a brother?

TJ’s ‘friends’

TJ comes out (prompt)

The nail polish

Avoidance

The bet

Wait - are you flirting me? (prompt)

Background noise 

Rain (prompt) 

Friends (prompt)

Muffin

Let you love me 

The things you miss 

Rainbow make-up

Tater theatre

Jealous

What a feeling

AO3 oneshots

Horror movies and unrequited crushes (that aren’t so unrequited)

The locker notes

The impossible task of asking Cyrus Goodman out

Buffy Driscoll is a great friend

The pride hoodies

Dogwalker boy

Let you love me 

A horror movie ‘hang-out’

Heartburn

‘Cause baby, we’re just reckless kids

Inhibitions

The boy with the cat

Chaptered (completed)

Chalk

Swingsets and Dance Routines

Summer Love

Chaptered (WIP)

Everything is Red

AMBI:

Tumblr oneshots

Confessions

The sweater

Ferris Wheel

AO3 oneshots

Bracelets, beanies and pining

Unrequited crushes (that aren’t so unrequited)

[mxwlfgrl]

Search your zodiac sign in the gifs, and find one that relates most to you.

Here’s mine

[starkie-md]

[transdangernoodle]

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

[i-am-church-the-cat]

[blacklilacss]

[you-get-to-exhale-now-cyrus]

[average-bnha-stan]

[spidaerman]

@tjkiahgb​ & @cyrusgoodboye​ have made a wonderful post about Tyrus Week 2019! So I decided to give some ideas to some of the suggestions they gave!

This is all to get those creative juices flowing, by no means must you follow any of these! 

And if you make any posts/content, please make sure to tag it as #andi mack & #tyrus

Again, thank you to @tjkiahgb & @cyrusgoodboye for starting this!

[intyruswestan]

Your mind! These are great ideas Helen!

[thisiseverydayracism]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/state-department-to-lgbt-married-couples-your-out-of-wedlock-kids-arent-citizens

[thenerdyanthrohistorian]

Watch the white gays start to give a fuck now.

[roughstar]

First it was the Mexicans, legal citizens born here from immigrant parents, that were claimed as non citizens. Now it’s the children of gay parents. Don’t you see what’s happening? Disenfranchisement. Classic fascism. We’re heading towards a totalitarian regime folks. Trump is a white supremacist and him and his administration won’t stop until they’ve recreated Hitler’s Nazi Germany.

[injuries-in-dust]

Hitler didn’t start as histories greatest monster, or he wouldn’t have gained the power he got. It was only after he became too powerful to be removed that he revealed his true nature. You have to look for the warning signs and there are a lot of them with the Trump administration. Like, big red flags with glowing flares.

[misterdoctorironstrange]

The worst thing is that Hitler had to put some effort into gaining his power, while Trump has been waving his red flags as high as possible since the start and no one seems to care…

[immortalcheesewedge]

What. The. Fuck.

SPREAD. THIS. SHIT. NOW. DO. NOT. SCROLL. PAST. DO. NOT. SCROLL. PAST. DO. NOT. SCROLL. PAST. DO. NOT. SCROLL. PAST. LOOK. AT. THIS.  SPREAD. IT.

[sea-anon]

Ten steps to genocide (we are at number 8 now with the ‘detention centers’ by the way. Next step is literally extermination. Just thought y’all would like to know)

Also see poem “First they came”

I’ve been saying this since 2016. I hope you care now that it might affect you.

[dumplinghead-usagi]

As a college student, currently really hungry with nothing to eat, I understand how hard it can be to get food. Sometimes you really just don’t have the money to eat and when you do, you waste it all on fast food instead of stocking up on cheap things because you’re so tired of Ramen Noodes and canned food you could barf. So, I’ve composed a list of recipes and resources that will fit a college kid’s budget and appetite. Don’t go hungry! <3

Ramen Noodle Recipes:

Ramen Noodle Stir Fry

Sirloin-Snap Pea Stir Fry

Chicken Noodle Soup

Chili Cheese Ramen

Egg Drop Ramen

Spinach and Ramen

Ramen Spaghetti

Ramen Alfredo

Cheesy Ramen Noodles

Mug Meals:

Cheesy Eggs Mug

Cheese and Broccoli Mug

Mac and Cheese in a Mug

Meatloaf in a Mug

Nutella Mug Cake

Cheesecake Mug

Coffee Cup Quiche

Coffee Cup Chilaquiles

Mug Egg Scramble

Microwave Recipes:

Potato Chips

Corn on the cob

Scalloped Potatoes

White Rice

Fried Rice

Baked Potato

Chicken Casserole 

Garlic Chicken

Chicken Soup Casserole

Caramelized Onion Baked Potato

Soft Chicken Tacos

Pancakes

Recipe Generators

My Fridge Food

Fire House Chef

Dinner in 15 Minutes

Advanced recipe Generator

Cuisine

Recipe Matcher

Super Cook

Recipe Puppy

Cook Thing

Recipes by Ingredient

Recipe Key

Not Beans Again

Ideas 4 Recipes

Big Oven

Other Resources

Actual College Student Cookbook

Restaurant Coupons [1] [2] [3] [4]

Free Birthday food [1] [2] 

[medinaquirin]

Reblogging because lord knows college kids aren’t the only ones that are broke.

[atac-wolfe-deactivated20170512]

Reblogging because “broke” tips also convey extremely well to Survival tips.

Learn to make something outta nothing.

[dallydaydream]

Reblogging for reference because I suspect I might be broker now than I was in university.

[dailylifewithchronicillness]

Because it might be helpful for spoonies on a budget!

[pansexual-pied-piper]

Queer Headcount

Please reblog if you're part of the queer community

[ringwaldhaze]

hell yeah

[dredsina]

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

[dredsina]

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

[dredsina]

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

[dredsina]

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

[dredsina]

Oh crap!!!!

[dredsina]

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

[boosyboo9206]

Follow up done right.

[avoiding-the-parentals-deactiva]

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

[nimurea]

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

IF YOU SCROLL PAST THIS UNFOLLOW ME IMMEDIATELY I SWEAR TO GOD

[childishsign]

\m/ ace and a supporter of all

[b00bconnoisseur]

Ace and a full supporter of everyone as well :)

[shetheysports]

Make that 3 aces and full supporters of all

[b00bconnoisseur]

@loraznerd @sadamericanorca @simongremory

[pop-punk-anakinz-deactivated202]

I’m a bisexual and a supporter of all of ya

[cyberkagkouras]

I’m bi and ready to die for y'all ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

[gayemo]

Trans and pan and i support yall

[imhereforthetryus]

Ace and im ready to save (🤷🏼‍♀️ i tried)

[acolyteszn]

Idk what I am but I either way I support the LGBTQ+ community ALL THE WAY! 🥰

❤🧡💛💚💙💜

[missmentelle]

This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

[generalwierdo]

URGENT

rb if you arent a pedophile bc im trying to prove a point to my mom