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[championofdogs]

Hi pervert! I've ô’btained an item...

[wingedprincessheart]

wait hold on guys the Creature of All Falsehood is actually making a really good point here

[innerchildabortionclinic]

there's one thing that's certain: coworkers are NOT contributing to any declining birth rates

[innerchildabortionclinic]

coworkers love getting pregnant it's a form of enrichment for them

[determinate-negation]

writing was invented for administrative purposes so really any other use of it is a perversion of the form

[sexybritishllama]

just finished this month's book club book, went skimming goodreads reviews afterwards as you do, got my breath taken away by this absolutely brutal ending to one of the multi-paragraph 1 star reviews

[junglejim4322]

This site is also full of people who wish they were bullies in high school and are trying to fulfill that fantasy in their twenties

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

consider three apples. now consider what "three" means in the absence of any apples, a three totally divorced from quantity. and consider that when you aren't looking, the numbers fuck each other

[yms1]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[minyard-05]

sometimes you just have to say "you are all so fucking stupid" and scroll past

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

Receiving a Werther’s Derivative from my poser grandma

[mythmagicetc]

when i was in middle school i probably thought that fandom becoming more mainstream would help me feel less shame but instead it’s like having constant 4D secondhand humiliation beamed directly into my skull

[celebrinienjoyer]

im getting the feeling that something dreadful and dark is happening out there in the public sphere. just from the context clues on my dash. i could be wrong though.

[alyssathestormwitch]

[theres-a-body-here]

Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

I made a small drabble based on this

[fxdizzyie-deactivated20260219]

I had to draw it HELP

[passumbapper]

did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

[helloer]

i will forever treasure this omegle interaction

[dogpuppy]