Dazed and Confused

i’m tired of being tired

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[stuckinapril]

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

[stuckinapril]

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

[jollygreengiantdick]

For anyone who wants to see the exact date and time you started on tumblr:

Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your

[queerforscience]

How long have you been on Tumblr?

< 1 year

1-2 years

3-4 years

5-6 years

7-8 years

9-10 years

11-12 years

13-14 years

15-16 years

17-18 years

Since the beginning (19 years)

Voting ended onMar 25

Round to the closest year! I couldn't figure out the best way to succinctly communicate, for example, >10 but <=12 in a way accessible to people with varying degrees of comfort with math notation.

[ch4nn3l4st4tic]

[therisingking]

[omgthatdress]

Having thought about it, "Cloud dancer" is really the perfect bullshit color for the bullshit year of 2026. It's gonna be the year of the tech billionaire, so of course the color of the year is tech white, AKA the landlord special.

Welcome to the technofascist future, bitches. It's white.

[bane-of-technology]

the jokes write themselves

[omgthatdress]

I love this addition

[knit-braid]

Pantone can't miss

oooop wait I guess they can

[omgthatdress]

STOP BEING FUNNIER THAN ME

[capnsoapy]

good grief, i cannot recall the today's date! perhaps yvette nicole brown can help me out,

[windup-angel]

[girlnumbers]

aauuauauuuhahauaauhahHh euehhgah gweyeyhhhhhahhh nnnhnmnggjannm

[cheddar-baby]

[lesbxdyke]

Chocolate guy... What the fuck!?

[stripedroxy]

guy who can make anything after looking at a picture of it but only out of chocolate

[taraljc]

I'm just glad that he found a way to combine his two special interests: chocolate and pure applied mathematics.

[naamahdarling]

Amaury, you ASSHOLE!

[deathstars]

The color of a Jedi's lightsaber is a symbol of their connection to the Force and their role in the wider universe. In this quiz, you are a

finally, the lightsaber color quiz

[felixcloud6288]

Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"

*Go back 15 seconds*

[felixcloud6288]

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

[paper-mario-wiki]

Visit Original Link

And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe

I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus

[dodostad]

Okay I’ve been thinking about this post and laughing for weeks so I have to reblog it at last

[rebornofstars-deactivated202510]

ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*

[rebornofstars-deactivated202510]

oh this one resonated huh

[rebornofstars-deactivated202510]

thats too much resonating. thats too much. you can stop now

[rebornofstars-deactivated202510]

no. no!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!! lock the fuck in and CLOSE TUMBLR EVERYBODY

[isa-ghost]

If a woman has

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

[alsolucimorningstar812]

DANGEROPS

Pranget sex?

Will it hurt baby top of his head????

[isa-ghost]

Can uu get,,,

𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮

[alsolucimorningstar812]

38+2 weeks

PREGANANANT

[charlioak]

can uu go down a

20 foot waterslide

while uu are

PEGNAT?

[lesbian-bookworm]

For anyone who doesn’t know what this is referencing

[five-flats]

this video legit never fails to make me laugh and i’ve seen it god knows how many times

[caats]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]