AWholeHostStan

They/Them, He/Him, & Fae/Faer, 23 I just really like The Host, guys. Gore/Eye Stuff TW for this whole blog. Can’t avoid it with Host. I also have a Pirate AU @yo-ho-egos (mostly defunct, may continue eventually). Most reblogs come from @reblogsforfun. Feel free to message me.

[the-moon-pal]

Give me Snake Actor you cowards

[lidrens]

Bim Trimmer, the best show host!

[incubim-deactivated20200701]

i adore this holy shit

[bimlee-trimmer]

@google-switchy-red Holy- I don’t remember this-

[hickorydesigns]

You can’t tell me this boy doesn’t have a little anger in him

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we gotta get back into revolving bookcases i'm begging

truly we allow the pinnacles of human achievement to wither and collapse into ashes in the wind

[anablepsian]

These are the most fuckable bookshelves I’ve ever seen

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[starspgl]

[florenceisfalling]

i used to be fine living in small spaces and i used to want to share a big house with all my friends. and i still might want that someday because i love company but i kept being put in smaller and smaller boxes until i couldn't fit without contorting anymore and now i just want room to stretch out and be alone and remember how to lay down comfortably again.

[byjove]

I am so obsessed with my new scrapbooking ‘inspirational quote’ stickers

‘Learn from ailure’ is definitely going on my chronic illness page. There’s another one on a different page that just says ‘LOSE HOPE’ and another one that just says ‘bread’. This is so much better than a stack of tacky inspirational quotes. I am going to have so much fun with these.

[byjove]

I’m assuming these were not meant for the anglophone market

[byjove]

[byjove]

These are very fun to work with. You have to challenge yourself creatively to find a context they would make sense in. Or you can go the absurdist route.

[oxeanic]

[oxeanic]

which one's best

Concealed Evilness

Stubborn Abnormality

Eloquent Duplicity

Erudition in Bizarre Facts

Generosity to Evildoers

Voting ended onFeb 1

[aberrantemotion]

Robot creator sees their creation say they want to be a girl and they're just like

"How the hell did that happen??? I could've sworn I- no yeah honey of course I support you. I'm obviously going to modify your shell to fit how you feel but I programmed you and I put nothing about desire for gender in there??? Like I need to figure out how th- NONONO, I FULLY BELIEVE AND SUPPORT YOU AND EVERYTHING I SWEAR. YOURE A GIRL AND YOU GET TO DECIDE THAT, but if your programming is able to change or you can change it I need to know how it's happening so your programming doesn't corrupt and erase who knows what vital function- IM NOT SAYING THAT YOU NEED TO NOT BE A GIRL TO LIVE, PLEASE LISTEN- "

[deadobsithart]

My old account under dead.obsith just got hacked. Pls do not interact with it anymore, there is basically zero hope of getting it back. Im fucking devastated

[awholehoststan]

Signal Boost!

[dead-obsith]

Condi time

[reblogsforfun]

HEY PSA:

I’m friends with OP and he just told us that this account has been hacked just today. I’m doing my best to get the word out. Do not interact here.

[awholehoststan]

Posting to some of my other blogs as well

[andaboop]

Heavy is the head that wears the crown (happy birthday @dark-iplier 🥳)

[spunketpunk]

Anti featuring the majestic grey hair ✨️

[rebar2042]

Vamp Henrik

[william-snekspeare]

This is so real

[pixellangel]

HOLD ON I HAVE A GIF FOR THIS

[pixellangel]

yes ive been waiting for my moment

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

[sun-ni-day]

oh that's what the dwarves were doing

[rebar2042]

out of the coffin

vamp annus