we gotta get back into revolving bookcases i'm begging
truly we allow the pinnacles of human achievement to wither and collapse into ashes in the wind
These are the most fuckable bookshelves Iāve ever seen

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@awholehoststan
we gotta get back into revolving bookcases i'm begging
truly we allow the pinnacles of human achievement to wither and collapse into ashes in the wind
These are the most fuckable bookshelves Iāve ever seen
i used to be fine living in small spaces and i used to want to share a big house with all my friends. and i still might want that someday because i love company but i kept being put in smaller and smaller boxes until i couldn't fit without contorting anymore and now i just want room to stretch out and be alone and remember how to lay down comfortably again.
I am so obsessed with my new scrapbooking āinspirational quoteā stickers
āLearn from ailureā is definitely going on my chronic illness page. Thereās another one on a different page that just says āLOSE HOPEā and another one that just says ābreadā. This is so much better than a stack of tacky inspirational quotes. I am going to have so much fun with these.
Iām assuming these were not meant for the anglophone market
These are very fun to work with. You have to challenge yourself creatively to find a context they would make sense in. Or you can go the absurdist route.
which one's best
Concealed Evilness
Stubborn Abnormality
Eloquent Duplicity
Erudition in Bizarre Facts
Generosity to Evildoers
Robot creator sees their creation say they want to be a girl and they're just like
"How the hell did that happen??? I could've sworn I- no yeah honey of course I support you. I'm obviously going to modify your shell to fit how you feel but I programmed you and I put nothing about desire for gender in there??? Like I need to figure out how th- NONONO, I FULLY BELIEVE AND SUPPORT YOU AND EVERYTHING I SWEAR. YOURE A GIRL AND YOU GET TO DECIDE THAT, but if your programming is able to change or you can change it I need to know how it's happening so your programming doesn't corrupt and erase who knows what vital function- IM NOT SAYING THAT YOU NEED TO NOT BE A GIRL TO LIVE, PLEASE LISTEN- "
My old account under dead.obsith just got hacked. Pls do not interact with it anymore, there is basically zero hope of getting it back. Im fucking devastated
Signal Boost!
Condi time
HEY PSA:
Iām friends with OP and he just told us that this account has been hacked just today. Iām doing my best to get the word out. Do not interact here.
Posting to some of my other blogs as well
Heavy is the head that wears the crown (happy birthday @dark-iplier š„³)
Anti featuring the majestic grey hair āØļø
Vamp Henrik
This is so real
HOLD ON I HAVE A GIF FOR THIS
yes ive been waiting for my moment
Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White ābut Californian. And an old man.ā in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.
āWhen he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.ā
āAww. They were checking on him!ā I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought āMaybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands theyāre gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, theyād be like āWell, thatās very sad but he IS food now.ā So what youād need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh thatās what the dwarves were doing! Youāve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.ā
oh that's what the dwarves were doing
out of the coffin
vamp annus
Get to know your mutuals!
Tagged by @serpercival!
whatās the origin of your blog title? I am, in fact, the bird. Caw.
otp(s) + shipname(s): Within MASH, Hawkahy. I absolutely adore the dynamic Iāve found for them, which I like to call heaven and earth: Francis, taught to stay separate from the world and work within it while staying pure, and Hawkeye, who is incredibly bound to the earth, humanity, life and death. A large-scale example is in The Haunted 4077th, but Iām working on a shorter, more concise poetic piece called āof the fleshā, focused on all the meanings of the word carnal.
Favorite color: blue!
Song stuck in your head: Iāve listened to the entire Interdimensional Act III album by Seven about five times and itās only been out for three days. My favorite from it is probably āLast Signal From The Colliderā. Seven and Crywolf are good writing music for the kind of introspective, metaphysical writing Iāve been doing lately.
Weirdest habit/trait: I trill, hum, purr, and chirp as a substantial part of my verbal language when Iām around people that understand what the sounds mean.
Hobbies: writing, Minecraft, video editing, photobashing. Creative work, mostly.
If you could have any job you wish, what would it be? Data entry/records management. My brain puts everything into little boxes. My fanfic collection on Calibre has twelve custom columns.
Something youāre good at: Writing very visceral, sensory-heavy scenes. One of my wips has a scene of a spinal tap and my partner couldnāt finish reading in one shot.
Something you hate: Noise, eye contact, finger paints.
Something you collect: Fanfic, music. I used to collect web series, but then my laptop got stolen with five terabytes of data on external drives, and that kind of killed my interest in doing it. Still get twitchy whenever I see those āthis video will be deleted in 24 hoursā gimmicks.
Something you forget: I have no sense of time whatsoever. If I do not have a clock in front of me, time does not exist. (Except on very small scales, in which case I can tell if audio is one frame out of sync with video.)
Whatās your love language? I genuinely donāt know, I donāt do āloveā stuff all that often. Spending time together?
Favorite movie/show: John Wick (any of em) and either MASH or Battlestar Galactica
Favorite food: salmon! Fry it til the skin crackles, singe the meat side, spritz with a little lemon juice, and eat.
Favorite animal: Birds! Birds, birds, birds. Special interest, hyperfixation, past life, whatever you wanna call it. My original species is part bird, and the avian side carries substantial traits into the human side. Learning about new species of birds fuels the OC factory.
What were you like as a child: Did not have a childhood. Have no awareness of myself ever being under the age of 14.
Favorite subject at school: Math! Especially geometry. Let me rotate the shapes in my head.
Least favorite subject: History.
Whatās your best character trait? Creativity
Whatās your worst character trait? Lack of strong sense of self. I have never formed an independent opinion in my life.
If you could change any detail of your life right now, what would it be? I would like to stop living in a car.
If you could travel in time, who would you like to meet? If I can talk to them and try to change how things went, my uncle (check out Napalm Sticks To Kids if youāre wondering why). If itās just an interaction in a vacuum⦠hmm, I dunno. Iād like to talk to CS Lewis about his whole āthe male sex is something given masculine gender, gender is more real than sexā thing.
Tagging @tuttle-did-it @quordleona03 @awholehoststan @nootnzoot cause apparently I only have four mutuals lol
Origin of blog name: I saw someone have an account with their blorbo + stan and my main fandom at the time was Markiplier egos, with The Host as my main obsession.
Otp(s)+shipnames: Oh boy. I ship a lot. Even ships that donāt work in the same contexts. I think my biggest ships right now are all Batfamily related. Danny Phantom/any batfamily member is a great time every time. Jason Todd/Slade Wilson has a very fun fanbase that Iām happy to consider myself a member of. Uhhh.. there are so many. 90% of Tf2 ships have fantastic ship names that I adore.
Favorite Color: I donāt have a single favorite color, but my favorite color combination is Purple & Green.
Song Stuck in Your Head: I like to joke that my brain is a broken jukebox. It plays whatever people mention on repeat until I or someone else forces a new one. Iāve been stuck on Nunemakerās Parable for a few days.
Weirdest Habit/Trait: Thereās a lot I could put here. I make dinosaur/bird noises for no reason almost all the time. I have a craving for raw red meat at all times, specifically venison. Sometimes even more specifically heart. Thereās more, but I digress.
Hobbies: I make playlists like itās my job. I love taking a character or concept and finding songs to represent either them as a whole, or specific moments of their stories. When itās my own OCs Iāll make two playlists. One for just vibes, and another that is in timeline order and shows their whole story as well as it can.
If You could have any job you wish, what would it be?: I want to be a composer. I want to do film and game scores. I want something I made to be one of those things that not everyone notices, but enhances the experience to the point that some will break it down to see all its little details that I put in.
Something youāre good at: ..Iām gonna say playlisting and move on even though Iām not confident in that answer.
Something you hate: certain textures make me feel so so bad. Lotion/oils, avocado/guacamole, the tops of broccoli (though the stems are one of my favorite snacks), certain fabrics, etc. Oh also Iām terrified of riding in elevators and hate them so so much.
Something you collect: Rocks! Shells! Bones! Stuffed Animals! Crystals! Figures/Toys/Statues from my favorite media! Various depictions of Owls!! I am a collector of anything that brings me joy.
Something you forget: That I have a body. I will get so into something that I forget I exist until something starts hurting or some body function decides it canāt be ignored anymore without giving me any prior warnings.
Whatās your love language: boy do I have issues with the guy who made these up, but the one that fits me best most of the time is physical touch. Iām big on hugs, cuddles, hand-holding, etc. platonic and otherwise.
Favorite Movie/Show: Oh boy there are a few. The Crow, My Little Pony, Hellraiser, The Last Unicorn. There are more.
Favorite Food: I love many foods. Venison in most any form is always something Iāll go a bit feral for. And one simply cannot go wrong with white rice. Itās super versatile and very filling. Tiramisu and Cheesecake also make me very happy.
Favorite Animal: Owls!!! Owls are fantastic creatures and they make me so so happy to think about. I have so many owl figures and art pieces and stuffed animals, and I will always be happy to get more!!
What were you like as a child: Iām told I was very happy and excitable. I, however, have a very spotty memory of anything before highschool. Iāll get bits and pieces but itās mostly a blur of very conflicting emotions I try not to think about. :)
Favorite Subject at School: Does Band count?? If not, English.
Least favorite subject: Math. The numbers get all jumbled and I read them wrong and give myself a headache trying to get them to make sense.
Best Character Trait: Loving. I love people, I love ideas, I love sharing the things I love with other people!
Worst Character Trait: Forgetfulness. I donāt remember things easily. Where I put something, what I was supposed to be doing, plans I had for anything other than last minute.
If You Could Change any Detail of Your Life Right Now, What would it Be?: Iām living paycheck to paycheck in the US and Iām Trans with no medical insurance so uh⦠a lot. Thereās a lot Iād change.
If You Could Travel in Time, Who Would You like to meet?: Public Universal Friend. I think theyād be fascinating to talk to.
I donāt know who Iām mutuals with Iām gonna be honest. @sovietsunflower @the-sound-of-ashes @trans-dwightschrute @fuckyeahdraven @lemonlinelights @wolfkat @generalbluebirdphantomc and thatās all the scrolling through my followers I want to do right now. Iām sorry if I missed you!! Anyone else is welcome to join in!
Question for those who keep up with this blog despite me using it less than I used to:
Would yāall be chill if I extended the scope of this to general egos (mark, jack, and others!) rather than just Host/Author? Host & Author are still my favorites, but I see a lot of other ego content still and it feels weird that it all goes onto my random reblogs pile when itās the fandom I joined tumblr for.
Poll For Convenience
Go For It!
No, Only Host!
Secret Third Option/See Reults!