"too much" aka "a lot"

1/ sound 2/ touch 3/ sight 4/ taste 5/ smell ♡

[ophelia-is-not-okay]

done healing my inner child. next up is my inner teen. her highness demands a sword.

[catholicapothecary]

[justalittlesolarpunk]

This is the foundation of all hope btw. In the words of Tolkien, 'despair is for those who see the end beyond all doubt. We do not.'

[importantcatpics]

[tall]

[admiralposeidon2]

e Bugs

[etcstims]

Clawing at you | source

[ace-trainer-alice]

Oh, this? Yeah, it's actually a cursed collar that forces me to speak only in barks. I got it during that time I got isekaied last month and spent two decades in a fantasy world. Yeah they actually put it on me in like year 2 because I never shut up. No one could figure out how to get it off once they rescued me so I eventually developed a mini-language of barking in different tones before gradually figuring out how to bark increasingly well. And then over the course of a decade learning how to bark so perfectly that it's indistinguishable from speaking. So technically I'm still just barking I'm just really good at it. Anyway the collar looks cute, right? I think it goes really well with this dress.

[progestrogenized]

[tawghasa]

Living in the wrong timezone to notice when the hellsite is down - just like old times 🥹

[phantomrose96]

“Tumblr age verification will not be needed,” tumblr staff stated upon confirming every single blog on the site is more than 10 years old.

“If you were literate enough to be posting about Johnlock in 2015 we can kind of just assume you’re good,” staff elaborated even though we did not ask them to.

[dailycatsblog]

[that-stone-butch]

personalized ads are so funny to me

'hey we've been spying on you and tracking your every move. it's a culmination of state of the art technology and an unprecedented invasion of consumer privacy. a room full of men with made up jobs bent their will toward decades of constructing this system, defending it in court, and tirelessly innovating new ways to aggregate more data about you'

and the end result is

'yeah so uh we saw that you recently bought a car. so here's an ad for that car'

like no i'm good actually. you might be aware that i already have one

[elfwreck]

[warduke]

[theabigailthorn]

bae: babe did you go to the orgy?

me, levitating:

[moonlitmartyr]

I hate ruminating on what could have been. Out here thinking "if only I locked in when I was 13" are we serious

[longsightmyth]

Scientist on the ship: listen you laugh at the regulations but one time a woman DID try to tale a penguin home with her. I swear. She got it on the ship and was keeping it in her bathroom.

Me: that's WILD. These bathrooms aren't up to spec for penguins even overnight

Scientist: ...how would you know that

Me, realizing I'm about to get to tell my story about managing a hotel when there was an emergency stopover for penguin transport and we were the only place in the area with bathrooms that would work for the night:

[feeshies]

Funny growing up in the late 2000s and seeing constant "don't text and drive" warnings, PSAs telling us to put our phones down behind the wheel, wait until you're home to send that text, a phone-distracted driver is a deadly driver etc etc

Only for modern car manufacturers to be like "we made the car a phone :) now you have to text and drive to change the radio station :)"

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

People will be so mean to teenagers do you literally not remember what it was like to be sixteen. Every time I talk to a teenager I feel I should hold their hands and tell them I think they're one of the bravest people on the planet just for choosing to endure but I don't because I don't want to be creepy.

[sycamorality]

forever thinking about this reblog on the post abt discords survey on whether or not ppl wanted ai. motherfucker you are messages.

[chimaerakitten]

Look if a garment is like. Wool or silk. And it’s like, don’t put me in the fucking wash. I’m like yeah of course ma’am I shall lightly dab you with a damp cloth and air you out so you don’t get stinky. But when a polyester garment is like “hand wash only” I’m like who the FUCK do you think you are. You’re plastic. Get in the drum.