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life and death and love and birth and peace and love on the planet earth
The best part of this is that "virgin Molotov Cocktail" would itself be a great nickname for a jar of piss
"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time
You get a Milkfish
Chanos chanos
i scrute the milkfish
Dear social anxiety folks, I know you can’t just turn it off, but I have a story that helped me and might help you. When I was in grad school for my masters degree in a foreign country, I always felt SO self conscious and awkward. We were all in our 20s except for one older lady maybe in her 40s, and she was so comfortable in life and did not get self conscious at all. One day we were guests in a lecture at the other university in town, and she realized she’d left her purse at lunch and stood to rush from the lecture hall. “Sorry, I left my purse at lunch!” she told the speaker as she hurried through the door at the front and pulled it shut behind her. Then she came back and said cheerfully “That’s a closet” and then went out the correct door.
We all laughed and loved it. No one thought she was weird or stupid. We thought she was fun and hilarious (accurate!) and I admired her unbothered attitude. And I think I’ve grown into that myself. So I hope you all will too. I hope you won’t always feel so anxious.
there's a magic phrase a friend taught me to say when you fuck something up or do something goofy by accident: "oh, I'm so silly." Not stupid. Not dumb. Not a "I fucked up." You are SILLY. I don't know why, but that word specifically instantly defuses social anxiety. Bonus if you get your friends doing it too, because they'll usually answer you with "so silly!" like a call and response.
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“you should be at the club” i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care
you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling
I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such
Can you explain this gap in your blog history
This is Papa, one of the most popular stray cats living in the Palace Museum in Beijing, China.
He is so orange and shaped
Image description: A four page black and white comic of my tortoiseshell cat, Bunny, complaining that I won’t let her in from the screen porch.
Page 1
Panel 1: A small tortoiseshell cat sits on the other side of a glass door, looking up sadly, saying, “Mama! Mama, help! I’m in the screen porch!”
Panel 2: She scratches at the door. “Mama! Mama I’m trapped! I’m trapped in the screen porch! Mama!” she cries.
Panel 3: She looks through the glass with her sad, innocent expression. “I see you, Mama! Can’t you hear me? Why won’t you let me in? What have I done, Mama!”
Panel 4: The left corner is dominated by a close up of her face, as she reminisces about the cat tree in the screen porch. We see her perched on the very top, looking out over the backyard.
She says, “Was I not grateful enough, Mama? You gave me a throne, here in the screen porch! A place where I could look down upon the world as a god!”
Page 2
Panel 1: While she’s perched atop her cat tree, it begins to rain outside. Bunny looks askance at it from behind the screen.
“But I couldn’t touch it, Mama!” she narrates, now in boxes instead of word balloons, “I could see the rain lavish the earth, but never feel its cool caress!”
Panel 2: A paw rests on the screen. On the other side, two birds chirp, unbothered by the presence of Bunny.
“I could smell the blood of the song birds, but never taste its warmth! I lived as Tantalus in this screen porch, Mama!”
Panel 3: Sitting on a cushioned chair, bunny looks out over the yard, barred from her by the porch screen.
“Tormented by what I could never reach!”
Page 3
Panel 1 : Another reminiscence, this time of Bunny running through the open door to the screen porch earlier that day while I was taking out the garbage.
“And yet I returned, again and again and again! Was that my sin, Mama? Is this my punishment? To be condemned forever to a hell of my own choosing?”
Panel 2: Returning to the present, Bunny looks up from the otherside of the door, her eyes wide.
“Is this what you call justice, Mama?” She says. “Is this what you call love?”
Panel 3: From Bunny’s perspective we see me; I am ignoring her, going about my business. She calls out to me, “Answer me, Mama! Mama!”
Panel 4:I glance back at her, unmoved by her cries. “Mama!” she yells.
Page 4
Panel 1: Pulling out we finally see more of the wall which has the door to the screen porch. Directly beside it is a cat door that goes through the wall, out into the screen porch. Another cat, Bunny’s sister Maggie, is coming through the cat flap with no issue.
I say, “ Bunny, I know you know how to use the cat door.”
Clawing at the window, tears in her eyes, Bunny screams “MAMA!!”
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good morning gay people!!
I can’t get over “and comes fucks me”.
This video ruined all those aesthetic photos of fog for me. I can’t see a foggy landscape without this video playing in my head.
It’s Comes Fucks Me Wednesday babes
aren’t we all just trying to be morticia addams just a little bit
Some of us are trying to be Gomez actually
honorable. respectable. where would we be without you
men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..
You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say
Men will see a mouse and eat it
No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.
A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer
this post started 5th wave feminism